Thoughts to get you through any crisis

[YogsVR4]

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preperation.

4. Hapiiness is merely the remission of pain.

5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

6. Sometimes to much to drink is not enough.

7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

8. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

9. Things are more like they are today than they were before.

10. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

11. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

12. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

13. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

14. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

15. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

16. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

17. If you can smile while things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

18. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

19. By the time you can make ends meet. They move the ends.

20. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

21. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

22. There is always one move imbecile then you counted on.

23. This is as bad as it gets, but dont bet on it.

24. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

25. The trouble with life is that you're halfway though it befoer you realize that its a "do it yourself" thing.

[Jay!]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
16. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

*should* :apuke:

[Heep]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
10. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

16. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

I like those ones the best

[speediva]

I think all of those are worth a genuine laugh!!! :hehehe:

[Rich]

I like these 2

Originally posted by YogsVR4
21. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

24. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

"the pig likes it" LOL

[F20C]

Man #18 is funny. Can I also add 1/3 of your life is spend on sleeping weather by yourself or with the girl.

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by F20C
Man #18 is funny. Can I also add 1/3 of your life is spend on sleeping weather by yourself or with the girl.

Unless you're conjoined twins, I dont think most parents would let you sleep around till you're life is almost a quarter over.

[Rich]

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Unless you're conjoined twins, I dont think most parents would let you sleep around till you're life is almost a quarter over.

Good point Yogs. Well put