Mental capacity test.

[TURBO_EK4]

Mental Capacity Test

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.




The questions are not that difficult.









Questions:

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer:
The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer:
You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.





The End

*Sourced from Albinoblacksheep.com*

[Blitzen]

Damn, Im 17 and I got em all wrong! :o

[kittedb18bt]

i missed everyone also. statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here. i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift. Gray's anatomy states that the brain actually starts shrinking past the age of 18, hmm i am 20, stop it! if u want me to go on with the neurotransmitter-synapse b.s. than i could explain fuller.


chris

[YellowMaranello]

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here. i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift.

And you don't know how to capitalize 'I' or the first letter in the sentence?







Statistically speaking....

[kittedb18bt]

read my post again. i only capitalize God and Gray's, they are of the upmost importance. i do not believe that i am too important, and hey, i dont like to press the shift key. say something intelligent or dont say anything

[Blitzen]

Yes but kitty, in an exam or letter of any sort, or any sort of writing, you always use "I".

And you don't know how to capitalize 'I' or the first letter in the sentence?

Exactly what I was going to say!

She is using G for God, which is right, because her intelligence is a God-given gift, but anyone can be as intelligent as anyone - it just matters on how hard you work. I'm quite intelligent in some areas.

[taranaki]

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
i missed everyone also. statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here. i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift. Gray's anatomy states that the brain actually starts shrinking past the age of 18, hmm i am 20, stop it! if u want me to go on with the neurotransmitter-synapse b.s. than i could explain fuller.





chris

Ok.Lets do this one piece at a time.

statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here.

I disagree,you've made too many errors to be able to back that statement up.Failure to capitalise any first person pronouns in your post is a start.

if u want me...the word is 'you',intelligent people don't generally use text abbreviations in their posts.

than i could explain fuller....what precisely did you intend to say?'then I could explain more fully.',or'then I could explain further.'?

Either way,you spelt 'then' incorrectly,and your grammar needs attention.

i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift.

I love people who believe this kind of garbage.You are just being thoroughly egotistical in my opinion,but thanks for the laughs.
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

[TURBO_EK4]

Originally posted by taranaki


Ok.Lets do this one piece at a time.

statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here.

I disagree,you've made too many errors to be able to back that statement up.Failure to capitalise any first person pronouns in your post is a start.

if u want me...the word is 'you',intelligent people don't generally use text abbreviations in their posts.

than i could explain fuller....what precisely did you intend to say?'then I could explain more fully.',or'then I could explain further.'?

Either way,you spelt 'then' incorrectly,and your grammar needs attention.

i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift.

I love people who believe this kind of garbage.You are just being thoroughly egotistical in my opinion,but thanks for the laughs.
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Nicely put, Taranaki.:smoker2:

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
i missed everyone also. statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here. i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift. Gray's anatomy states that the brain actually starts shrinking past the age of 18, hmm i am 20, stop it! if u want me to go on with the neurotransmitter-synapse b.s. than i could explain fuller.

chris

:hehehe: Thats just too funny!

"Statistically speaking" - you don't know much about statistics. Stop in http://www.bioss.sari.ac.uk/~mike/webtra.htm and after browsing around for a bit, come back and at least let us know what type of statistics you were employing.




As a side note: Mr. T - don't scare away our newest "smartest" member.

[Toksin]

Naki 1 Kitty 0

[Oz]

REPOST!

[kittedb18bt]

why is everyone being mean? by the way, i am a male. just shot a 70 today in golf, blew it on the last hole. I.Q. wise i am hard to compare to. the average IQ is 100 standard deviation of 15 or 16 points i cannot remember. using the 66-95-99% rule in statistics on a regular bell-shaped graph it is obvious that i stand outside the second deviation making me smarter than atleast 95% of the members---i will go with 96%. i have an IQ of 134, there are how many members like 66k? i dont know, u guys do the math..... being smarter than 62k+ members is a big deal, sorry
this is not meant to be ill-humble by any manner. geez, sorry. i have problems associating with the non-intelligent


chris

[kittedb18bt]

employ statistics? huh, i thought it was imply. i may be wrong. i told everyone to say something intelligent or do not reply. why pick apart my post? idiotic completely

[jon@af]

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
why is everyone being mean? by the way, i am a male. just shot a 70 today in golf, blew it on the last hole. I.Q. wise i am hard to compare to. the average IQ is 100 standard deviation of 15 or 16 points i cannot remember. using the 66-95-99% rule in statistics on a regular bell-shaped graph it is obvious that i stand outside the second deviation making me smarter than atleast 95% of the members---i will go with 96%. i have an IQ of 134, there are how many members like 66k? i dont know, u guys do the math..... being smarter than 62k+ members is a big deal, sorry
this is not meant to be ill-humble by any manner. geez, sorry. i have problems associating with the non-intelligent


chris

Dude, no one cares how intelligent you say you are. You can state your IQ all you want, but the fact of the matter is, there is really no way in which you can prove your intelligence, now is there? "I have an IQ of 134" Words are meaningless if they can't be backed up. I can tell you that I have an IQ of 145 but that doesnt mean anything does it? Because you dont know whether Im telling the truth, just like we dont know whether you are telling the truth. The reason people are being so mean is because you came in here and basically called 95% of the members on these boards inferior to yourself, which is very disrespectful. Whats more is the fact that you were saying this while using improper grammatical structure and poor punctuation, most of which has been pointed out to you and still you do not fix your mistakes. Im sorry, but when someone points out to myself that I have made errors I try not to make them again. The best way to stray from being criticized by others is to not make yourself out to be an arrogant and self-important jerk. You have already done this by the prior-mentioned method of insulting the other members of AF, directly or indirectly, the case still remains. I myself am insulted by the fact that you would consider people you have never met unintelligent. You dont know us, dont pretend that you do. In my opinion (which is rather pointless anyways) I dont believe it's a problem with communicating with the unintelligent, I believe it's a problem with communicating with people who are not wrapped up in themselves. Get over yourself my friend, then maybe your feelings would be taken into consideration.

[kittedb18bt]

jealousy will have us all