Automobile Acronyms

[endlesskev86]

Originally posted by nizmo


PONTIAC -
Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadallic

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[DSL_MTLCA]

ford = four old rusted doors

[Eldalie]

AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW:
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
I though this myself: Baverian Muck Wagon

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA:
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

MG:
Money Guzzler

MGB:
Might Go Backwards

MGF:
Might Go Forward

MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH:
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

I hope I didn't repeat anything

[spooleffect]

JEEP
Just Every Engineering Perfection

HONDA
Mostly owned by dumb f*cking adolecents...

NISSAN
Nissan Is Superiority's Sutable Automotive Name ©spooleffect:2003 lol

[Eldalie]

Originally posted by spooleffect

HONDA
Mostly owned by dumb f*cking adolecents...

Hmmm... that doesn't fit , but actually it does somehow

[dodgeshadow]

BMW

Backyard Motor Works

and since my last name is Ford, I have developed a response to the horrible remarks i get:
FORD

F*ck off Retarded D*ck

I love that one. Ask em again if i've driven a Ford lately...

[occupant]

DODGE

Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

[BMW_4.4i]

These are awesome...

FORD
Found on road dead
Fix or repair daily
(backwards) Driver Returns on Foot.

The best one listed:
F^cker Only Rolls Downhill - Priceless

[CamaroSSBoy346]

dont know if these were mentiond already

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hallmark Of Non Discript Automobile

ACURA
Asias Curse Upon Rural America

[Boss San]

SEAT- Sorry excuse at transportation
GM- Giant Mistake
FORD- Fast only rolling downhill
HONDA- Hugely overated neon draped automobiles (Just made that one up!)

[ghostguy6]

BMW Burns Money Well

[Boss San]

Toyota- Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole

[MITSU-EVO]

FERRARI - Feel Every Raindrop Ruin A Real Investment

-OR-
Fast, Exotic, Racy, Red And Really Impractical

[Dodgeramit]

You forgot

HONDA

Has Obnoxious Noise During Acceleration

[nbw]

Mitsubishi
-Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
-Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

IROC
- I run over children