Insults *Warning: No one under 18 allowed*

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thought the Internet was something you catch fish with.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.

[olds88]

your mother is so dumb she thought a elevator was a mobile home

[primera man]

your mum is so ugly..they dress up as her on halloween

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she married Yo daddy.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

[nubiannupe]

You're so ugly, when U were born, they slapped yo mama!!

You're so dumb, you thought a quarterback was change!!

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

[nubiannupe]

Your mama is so fat, the world revolves around her.

Your mama is so stupid; she thought marijuana was a new dance.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.