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#16
11-06-2003, 07:04 AM
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hes a year older then me, but basically the same size as me. Plus im much stronger then he is I know i can take him.
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#17
11-06-2003, 07:41 AM
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No broh... you gotta do it the good ol' Southern Way. Take a large knife and slash his tires. Do it while he's not looking but be sure he knows it was you (just like you know it was him). After that you take him one on one and beat the living shit out've him. It's the only way I see honor in it. This is what I would do. But then again I get into a lot of fights...
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11-06-2003, 03:41 PM
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did i see willard and rats in there...........right
 anyway, He owns s rabbit and hes mocking your car. Man fuck the police. Eye for an eye, thats the ONLY way to go. A car that small, get three or four of your friends to tip the car over and on to its roof at night. Then get one of them to run up to the door and ring the bell, while you spin the car in circles on its roof. Can you imagine waking up at four in the moring opening the door and seeing your car spining like the wheel of fortune. If thats too extream, at night crawl under the car and drain the oil into a pan so that there is no oil. A car like that....who would actually get out and check the oil, he will drive to work like that. I have always wanted to put a hole about one inch into the windsheild right where the driver sits. Not enough damage to take the car out or commission, so they still drive it. Then everywhere they go, they will get a nice blast of air in their face, that of tape it up, either way it would be funny. Or you could torment him and loosen all the lugnuts, steal the gas cap, break the door handels bend the antena, spray his car pink, glue the locks, rip off the VW logos and glue them to the headlights, shit on his hood, replace his plates with stolen ones (honestly who checks their plates before they leave) I can think of a thousand things to do. but i hope you find something that is right for you.
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11-06-2003, 04:48 PM
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All of the previously mentioned ideas are good - if you choose to go that route. I don't know for a fact that bologna will work on the paint, but I do know that brake fluid will
 Personally I think you'd just create a vicious cycle if you decide that an 'eye for an eye' is the way to go. Unless you can keep your car protected 24/7 this guy will come back at you even harder. Why bother? Just lay the smack down. Problem solved.  BTW, the idea of flipping the car over & spinning it on it's roof was awesome! 
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11-06-2003, 06:36 PM
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Re: what would you do?
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However, an Idea that I've always liked that's not (very) dangerous, get some bricks, and prop up the front suspension of the car, so that the front wheels are about a quarter to half an inch off of the ground, that way the car will start up just fine, but when he tries to go, the engine will just rev, and the wheels will spin - and it's fun for the whole family.
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#22
11-07-2003, 06:18 AM
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even better, mix all of these get the bologna, brake fluid, stripper then resort back to the gay pride thing. make the shape of a big penis on his hood and try the newspaper/orange juice for the pubes. and you guys are forgetting, he said VW rabbit so he will have to stick a grape or something in the exhaust. but watch out he may stick a basketball in your tail pipe.
lol j/k
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#23
11-07-2003, 06:49 AM
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Re: what would you do?
While many of these ideas are amusing to say the least, and certainly very tempting, it would be stupid to vandalise his car in return. as someone said, it would lead to a vicious circle and you dont want that, who knows where it would end.. so my idea is to catch him vandalisiing your car, you say hes done it more than once, so try to get him on camera or something... if this isnt viable, try to let the situation die down, pretend youre cool with him, at least act that way and say that to his friends, and when it seems all is good, in a few months time, do as many of the mentioned pranks above.. he wouldnt suspect you and his state of confusion would be all the more entertaining!
otherwise just kick the shit out of him. you choose 
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#24
11-07-2003, 01:33 PM
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I saw someone do this a few days ago and it had me cracking up...
Take some kind of mushy food, and stuff as much of it as you can up under the door handle. NO ONE is going to look under their door handle before they reach up into it. Rinse and repeat as needed.
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11-07-2003, 03:31 PM
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Re: what would you do?
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Now, I like parmesan cheese, it tastes great, but it smells like nasty socks. So, every time he turned on his blower, he'd get parmesan cheese smell all throughout his car.
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11-08-2003, 12:32 AM
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ok here we go...
if you got a little cash to spend, go to the hardware store and look for the foam insulation that comes in a can. go over to the kids house at night, get the window open just a crack (its an old vw, the thing should be coming of the damn tracks by now) fill the car through the window. by morning it should be like styrofoam. not sure how many cans it'd take, i'm sure it'll say aprox. how many cubic feet a can will fill. also... steal his valve steams, it wont ruin the tires but he'll pretty much be stuck where he is. or you could cinder block his car, leave the wheels, but take the lug nuts.
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11-08-2003, 01:00 AM
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Re: Re: what would you do?
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11-08-2003, 01:39 AM
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Re: what would you do?
i clicked on the icon on the left when i clicked reply
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