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Old 10-25-2003, 08:11 PM
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The Supermarket Drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued bythe derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're fuckin' ugly."

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haven't heard it in a while, still kinda funny
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Friggin imperial measurements. I have NFI how much that is.
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lol....
Extend the lead up, and I would give it a perfect 10/10


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Friggin imperial measurements. I have NFI how much that is.
A quart is about 40mL's short of a Litre, and 2.2lbs is 1 kilo. You're going to have to convert a head of lettuce for yourself though.
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Extend the lead up, and I would give it a perfect 10/10




A quart is about 40mL's short of a Litre, and 2.2lbs is 1 kilo. You're going to have to convert a head of lettuce for yourself though.
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