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Old 03-16-2003, 09:29 AM   #1
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Identifying driver's home!

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California*
*with gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on Latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

One hand on steering, yelling obscenities, the other hand a waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plates.
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Old 03-16-2003, 09:50 AM   #2
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LOL But its wrong. Driving 70 in the Hill Country here in Texas you had better be on the shoulder of the road or you will get run over
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Driving 30 in a 55, both hands white knuckled at 11 & 1, only thing visible over steering wheel is blue-ish hair, in Buick/Crown Vic/ Caprice Classic/ Caddilac: Florida Retiree!!!!!

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Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Trust me, drivers in Ohio suck. Half of Ohio shouldn't be driving.
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Trust me, drivers in Ohio suck. Half of Ohio shouldn't be driving.
And the other half shouldn't be allowed to own cars anyway.....
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And the other half shouldn't be allowed to own cars anyway.....
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Re: Identifying driver's home!

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One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California*
*with gun in lap: L.A.
It's mini-bats nowadyas
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This, along with the "what your car says about you" jokes have both been posted in the car jokes section. Although it is funny to see another time
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