Miracle Whip... yuk
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 02:41 AM
Good one :rolleyes:
it was in family guy, you should've known that. i guess you're not a man afterall...
I never thought I'd say this, but Chris is more sane than you :disappoin
that's quite a twist in the story...:grinno:
it was in family guy, you should've known that. i guess you're not a man afterall...
I never thought I'd say this, but Chris is more sane than you :disappoin
that's quite a twist in the story...:grinno:
00accord44
10-02-2006, 02:51 AM
it was in family guy, you should've known that. i guess you're not a man afterall...
BLAST!
BLAST!
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 02:57 AM
no, it's too late...
00accord44
10-02-2006, 03:07 AM
DOUBLE BLAST!
I'll have my vengance...
http://www.v6performance.net/forums/image.php?u=18643&dateline=1158893179
I'll have my vengance...
http://www.v6performance.net/forums/image.php?u=18643&dateline=1158893179
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 03:07 AM
like i said, it's too late...
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 11:37 AM
..I wonder how much it would cost to ship a jar of Mayo to London or New Zealand :dunno:
00accord44
10-02-2006, 12:17 PM
..I wonder how much it would cost to ship a jar of Mayo to London or New Zealand :dunno:
Why would you ship mayo? Thay already got that.
But Miracle Whip? I think it might be classified as a poisonous substance so they probably won't let me send it.
Why would you ship mayo? Thay already got that.
But Miracle Whip? I think it might be classified as a poisonous substance so they probably won't let me send it.
Damien
10-02-2006, 12:55 PM
9 pages of mayo vs miralce whip...
this is a sad sad state AF is in now. Not to mention it's all because of 2 people. *sigh*
LM ftw! :icon16:
this is a sad sad state AF is in now. Not to mention it's all because of 2 people. *sigh*
LM ftw! :icon16:
00accord44
10-02-2006, 01:02 PM
9 pages of mayo vs miralce whip...
this is a sad sad state AF is in now. Not to mention it's all because of 2 people. *sigh*
LM ftw! :icon16:
You say sad state of affairs. I see it as a meeting of the minds. No topic shall be left uncovered, no subject untouched! Plus, I really like mayo :)
LM? That better not stand for Light Mayo or you can just detach your testicles now and save yourself a lifetime of confusion.
this is a sad sad state AF is in now. Not to mention it's all because of 2 people. *sigh*
LM ftw! :icon16:
You say sad state of affairs. I see it as a meeting of the minds. No topic shall be left uncovered, no subject untouched! Plus, I really like mayo :)
LM? That better not stand for Light Mayo or you can just detach your testicles now and save yourself a lifetime of confusion.
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 01:20 PM
Why would you ship mayo? Thay already got that.
But Miracle Whip? I think it might be classified as a poisonous substance so they probably won't let me send it...Shit thats what I meant was Miracle Whip not mayo lol I think your right about them probably classifing it as a poisonous substance :lol:
LM? That better not stand for Light Mayo or you can just detach your testicles now and save yourself a lifetime of confusion.http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/word_gangsta_granny.jpg
But Miracle Whip? I think it might be classified as a poisonous substance so they probably won't let me send it...Shit thats what I meant was Miracle Whip not mayo lol I think your right about them probably classifing it as a poisonous substance :lol:
LM? That better not stand for Light Mayo or you can just detach your testicles now and save yourself a lifetime of confusion.http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/word_gangsta_granny.jpg
00accord44
10-02-2006, 01:21 PM
Oh it gets better! A perfectly timed article in the At Play section of the Chicago Tribune from Steve Dahl
Why Mayonnaise Is Like Tequilla (http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-0609280259sep28,1,2338495.story?coll=chi-homepagenews-utl&ctrack=1&cset=true)
Mayo rulez joo :evillol:
Why Mayonnaise Is Like Tequilla (http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-0609280259sep28,1,2338495.story?coll=chi-homepagenews-utl&ctrack=1&cset=true)
Mayo rulez joo :evillol:
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 01:24 PM
^You have to register to read any of that :(
But dont worry Mayo does rule yo!! lol
But dont worry Mayo does rule yo!! lol
00accord44
10-02-2006, 01:53 PM
Sorry
Why mayo is like tequila
Sometimes those evil binges get the best of you
By Steve Dahl
Vice Adviser
Published September 28, 2006
When I was 8 years old, I ate a freshly opened, non-refrigerated quart jar of mayonnaise. I took the jar to the barbecue pit in the backyard of our southern California home and ate the entire contents with a tablespoon. I wanted to eat it with a larger wooden spoon, but it wouldn't fit in the mouth of the jar. I really needed to eat that mayonnaise.
To this day, I'm not really sure what got into me. I've always had uncontrollable urges, but in 52 years, this was one of my worst. All I know is, I saw the jar of mayonnaise in the pantry and I had to have it. I must have known it was wrong, because I took it outside and hid. I mean a BBQ pit is not clean or comfortable.
I hunkered down between the bricks and started shoveling the egg and oil mixture into my mouth as fast as I could. I recall not being able to eat it fast enough, and also thinking that no matter how much of it there was, it wasn't going to be enough. I dropped the jar, licked off the spoon and slid it into my back pocket.
Before I made it to the house, I was puking my guts out. Not a pretty sight. I really don't remember many of the details of the aftermath, just the joy of scoring and eating the mayonnaise.
I assume that's what it's like to be a junkie. I know it's what it's like to be an alcoholic. You just can't get enough.
To this day, I will not eat something that has mayonnaise on it or in it. I will not eat something that has been cut with a knife that has touched mayonnaise. I will even walk quickly down the condiment aisle at the store for fear of seeing the mayonnaise.
Most people feel that way about Sloe gin, or whatever they got drunk on the first time. I know people who feel that way about tequila, bourbon or scotch after a really bad night. I understand the concept. You drink so much of it and you get so sick, that you never want to see the stuff again. No matter how many times I promised myself that with booze, I still went back to the bottle of whatever had made me previously sick. That went on for a long time.
But with mayonnaise, I just went cold turkey sandwich. I really still do convulse at the sight or taste of the stuff. I will make an exception for a Big Mac or a Reuben with 1000 Island dressing (pickles and catsup), but first I have to make every effort to scrape off as much of the offending dressing as I can. Then as I eat it, I am acutely aware of the fact that at any moment an unexpected blob could send me into a nauseating relapse.
I imagine that my consumption of a mass quantity of something so purely wrong and evil was a young Steve Dahl's cry for help, but no one heard it from the BBQ pit (even with the echo). When my youngest son, Matt, used to like to eat entire sticks of butter, I know I put him on a "Dahl Family Watch List." My involvement in MAYO (Mayonnaise Abusers Youth Organization) has kept Matt on the straight and narrow.
I suppose the urge to never touch or consume something again after we have abused it is natural and good. It's our brains and bodies telling us we need to pace ourselves. My brain and body tell me that all of the time. Sadly, I really only listened that day back in 1964 as my spoon hit the bottom of a glass quart jar of Hellmann's. And yes, I feel the same way about Miracle Whip; so don't even bother suggesting it.
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Steve Dahl can be heard weekdays from 2 to 7 p.m. on WCKG-FM 105.9.
[email protected]
Why mayo is like tequila
Sometimes those evil binges get the best of you
By Steve Dahl
Vice Adviser
Published September 28, 2006
When I was 8 years old, I ate a freshly opened, non-refrigerated quart jar of mayonnaise. I took the jar to the barbecue pit in the backyard of our southern California home and ate the entire contents with a tablespoon. I wanted to eat it with a larger wooden spoon, but it wouldn't fit in the mouth of the jar. I really needed to eat that mayonnaise.
To this day, I'm not really sure what got into me. I've always had uncontrollable urges, but in 52 years, this was one of my worst. All I know is, I saw the jar of mayonnaise in the pantry and I had to have it. I must have known it was wrong, because I took it outside and hid. I mean a BBQ pit is not clean or comfortable.
I hunkered down between the bricks and started shoveling the egg and oil mixture into my mouth as fast as I could. I recall not being able to eat it fast enough, and also thinking that no matter how much of it there was, it wasn't going to be enough. I dropped the jar, licked off the spoon and slid it into my back pocket.
Before I made it to the house, I was puking my guts out. Not a pretty sight. I really don't remember many of the details of the aftermath, just the joy of scoring and eating the mayonnaise.
I assume that's what it's like to be a junkie. I know it's what it's like to be an alcoholic. You just can't get enough.
To this day, I will not eat something that has mayonnaise on it or in it. I will not eat something that has been cut with a knife that has touched mayonnaise. I will even walk quickly down the condiment aisle at the store for fear of seeing the mayonnaise.
Most people feel that way about Sloe gin, or whatever they got drunk on the first time. I know people who feel that way about tequila, bourbon or scotch after a really bad night. I understand the concept. You drink so much of it and you get so sick, that you never want to see the stuff again. No matter how many times I promised myself that with booze, I still went back to the bottle of whatever had made me previously sick. That went on for a long time.
But with mayonnaise, I just went cold turkey sandwich. I really still do convulse at the sight or taste of the stuff. I will make an exception for a Big Mac or a Reuben with 1000 Island dressing (pickles and catsup), but first I have to make every effort to scrape off as much of the offending dressing as I can. Then as I eat it, I am acutely aware of the fact that at any moment an unexpected blob could send me into a nauseating relapse.
I imagine that my consumption of a mass quantity of something so purely wrong and evil was a young Steve Dahl's cry for help, but no one heard it from the BBQ pit (even with the echo). When my youngest son, Matt, used to like to eat entire sticks of butter, I know I put him on a "Dahl Family Watch List." My involvement in MAYO (Mayonnaise Abusers Youth Organization) has kept Matt on the straight and narrow.
I suppose the urge to never touch or consume something again after we have abused it is natural and good. It's our brains and bodies telling us we need to pace ourselves. My brain and body tell me that all of the time. Sadly, I really only listened that day back in 1964 as my spoon hit the bottom of a glass quart jar of Hellmann's. And yes, I feel the same way about Miracle Whip; so don't even bother suggesting it.
----------
Steve Dahl can be heard weekdays from 2 to 7 p.m. on WCKG-FM 105.9.
[email protected]
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 01:57 PM
Haha thanks for posting the article chris. I mean I love Mayo but I dont think I can sit down and eat an entire jar of the stuff. Thats funny how now he cant even look at a jar of Mayo...
00accord44
10-02-2006, 02:03 PM
Steve's my hero. No matter how much I may stuff myself with mayo I'll feel better about myself because I have yet to sit down and demolish an entire jar. So its mayo sandwiches all around! I've had two today already :)
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 02:42 PM
holy crap! you're called Chris too?
whoa...
whoa...
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 02:53 PM
holy crap! you're called Chris too?
whoa...Yeah its a small world who knew there would be more than one Chris lol
I have yet to sit down and demolish an entire jar. So its mayo sandwiches all around! I have yet to even attempt to demolish an entire jar of Mayo, and I really dont think I want to try lol Pass a couple mayo sandwiches this way bro your only about an hour away from me lol
whoa...Yeah its a small world who knew there would be more than one Chris lol
I have yet to sit down and demolish an entire jar. So its mayo sandwiches all around! I have yet to even attempt to demolish an entire jar of Mayo, and I really dont think I want to try lol Pass a couple mayo sandwiches this way bro your only about an hour away from me lol
00accord44
10-02-2006, 02:59 PM
holy crap! you're called Chris too?
whoa...
Thats right. I'm Chris... your American, black doppleganger :evillol:
...Pass a couple mayo sandwiches this way bro your only about an hour away from me lol
I'm sorry, but I can't spare a mayo sandwich. When it comes to mayo, I'm a greedy bastard!
whoa...
Thats right. I'm Chris... your American, black doppleganger :evillol:
...Pass a couple mayo sandwiches this way bro your only about an hour away from me lol
I'm sorry, but I can't spare a mayo sandwich. When it comes to mayo, I'm a greedy bastard!
Ralliart 3000gt
10-02-2006, 03:42 PM
You know, the thing that I like better than Mayo is home made Avioli (Sp?), That stuff is what helped make me the 6foot, 115kg man I am today..............
Avioli and chips, avioli and bread, avioli and salad, just love the stuff, can't get enough.
Avioli and chips, avioli and bread, avioli and salad, just love the stuff, can't get enough.
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 03:44 PM
^Never heard of the stuff, what exactly is Avioli?
Avioli or Ravioli?
Avioli or Ravioli?
Ralliart 3000gt
10-02-2006, 03:59 PM
Mayonnaise is the most disgusting thing in the entire world. If I believed in the devil, I would say that mayo is his creation. He made it to fatten to the world so it'd be easier to take us all over.
Miracle Whip is just as gross.
I haven't eaten even a small amount of either of them in so long I can't even remember what they taste like, I just remember the trauma I went through.
BLEH!!! I HATE THEM!!! THERE IS AN UNDYING, PASSIONATE HATRED THAT BURNS DEEP IN MY SOUL FOR ALL THINGS INVOLVING MAYO AND MIRACLE WHIP!! Ugh.
Well, I think in the bible, god told Adam and Eve not to touch the forbidden mayo (known then as the forbidden fruit, since the word mayo wasn't thought up yet), Eve convinced Adam that they should try the mysterious substance , and since then we have been cursed with a taste for the raw egg and oil mixture.
That’s why the best mayo is called Hellmans, cause after you have consumed more than you fear share you're going strait to Hell-Man
Miracle Whip is just as gross.
I haven't eaten even a small amount of either of them in so long I can't even remember what they taste like, I just remember the trauma I went through.
BLEH!!! I HATE THEM!!! THERE IS AN UNDYING, PASSIONATE HATRED THAT BURNS DEEP IN MY SOUL FOR ALL THINGS INVOLVING MAYO AND MIRACLE WHIP!! Ugh.
Well, I think in the bible, god told Adam and Eve not to touch the forbidden mayo (known then as the forbidden fruit, since the word mayo wasn't thought up yet), Eve convinced Adam that they should try the mysterious substance , and since then we have been cursed with a taste for the raw egg and oil mixture.
That’s why the best mayo is called Hellmans, cause after you have consumed more than you fear share you're going strait to Hell-Man
Ralliart 3000gt
10-02-2006, 04:02 PM
Actually its Aioli, and I just found out that its a type of garlic mayo lol.......
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 04:07 PM
That’s why the best mayo is called Hellmans, cause after you have consumed more than you fear share you're going strait to Hell-Man :rofl: :rofl: Man some of the shit you come up with is hilarious!!
Actually its Aioli, and I just found out that its a type of garlic mayo lol.....You can actually make differnet kinds of Aioli for example here is Rosemary Aïoli.
http://basicjuice.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/aioli.jpg
Actually its Aioli, and I just found out that its a type of garlic mayo lol.....You can actually make differnet kinds of Aioli for example here is Rosemary Aïoli.
http://basicjuice.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/aioli.jpg
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 04:11 PM
Did some research on this Aioli,
A flavored mayonnaise, originating from Provence in southern France, that is heavily seasoned with garlic. It is served to complement meat such as beef or poultry (chicken, grouse, turkey), fish (salted or fresh cod, mullet, grilled salmon, baked bass) and vegetable dishes (beets, steamed vegetables, potatoes).
In addition its use as a sauce for foods, aioli has many other uses in main dishes. It may be used as a base for fish stock, thinning it out with the stock and then serving it as a topping that is drizzled over the baked fish to make Bourride, a fish soup. Another version uses aioli as a dipping sauce to be served with a platter of boiled or fresh vegetables, fish, shellfish, beef, and/or chicken to make Aïoli garni that is commonly served in France for Christmas eve celebrations or on Friday evening gatherings. Aïoli Monstre which may also be referred to as Le Grande Aïoli, is a dish that uses ailoi combined with eggs, fish, boiled meats, chicken, and chick peas. Considered to be the "butter of Provence" aioli has many uses and is a common condiment, sauce, and cooking ingredient, much like butter for many recipes.
A flavored mayonnaise, originating from Provence in southern France, that is heavily seasoned with garlic. It is served to complement meat such as beef or poultry (chicken, grouse, turkey), fish (salted or fresh cod, mullet, grilled salmon, baked bass) and vegetable dishes (beets, steamed vegetables, potatoes).
In addition its use as a sauce for foods, aioli has many other uses in main dishes. It may be used as a base for fish stock, thinning it out with the stock and then serving it as a topping that is drizzled over the baked fish to make Bourride, a fish soup. Another version uses aioli as a dipping sauce to be served with a platter of boiled or fresh vegetables, fish, shellfish, beef, and/or chicken to make Aïoli garni that is commonly served in France for Christmas eve celebrations or on Friday evening gatherings. Aïoli Monstre which may also be referred to as Le Grande Aïoli, is a dish that uses ailoi combined with eggs, fish, boiled meats, chicken, and chick peas. Considered to be the "butter of Provence" aioli has many uses and is a common condiment, sauce, and cooking ingredient, much like butter for many recipes.
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 04:54 PM
A flavored mayonnaise, originating from Provence in southern France, that is heavily seasoned with garlic.
bloody french...
bloody french...
vinnym86
10-02-2006, 06:13 PM
i can't stand mayo. the taste, the sight, the smell... makes me nauseated. but still, somehow, a sammich isn't a sammich w/o mayo.
00accord44
10-02-2006, 06:19 PM
i can't stand mayo. the taste, the sight, the smell... makes me nauseated. but still, somehow, a sammich isn't a sammich w/o mayo.
That's how powerful mayo is. Even if you think you don't like it, you really love it
That's how powerful mayo is. Even if you think you don't like it, you really love it
vinnym86
10-02-2006, 06:27 PM
i hate it on anything else. and on burgers.
Ralliart 3000gt
10-02-2006, 06:32 PM
^^^I think you need some Miracle whip
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 06:57 PM
^^^I think you need some Miracle whip...special straight from the cow right ralli? :rofl:
G-man422
10-02-2006, 07:04 PM
well....
MIRACLEWHIP>all!
MIRACLEWHIP>all!
Ralliart 3000gt
10-02-2006, 07:06 PM
Yes, but make sure its a male cow.........................
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 07:07 PM
Yes, but make sure its a male cow.........................:rofl: :rofl: of course thats they only way your going to get the Miracle Whip.
Ralliart 3000gt
10-02-2006, 07:09 PM
You can also use bulls as a substitute, but I've been told they have horns, and that horns hurt................................
00accord44
10-02-2006, 07:12 PM
Yes, but make sure its a male cow.........................
Nonexistent. Female cows or male bulls... unless you can find a tranny bovine
Nonexistent. Female cows or male bulls... unless you can find a tranny bovine
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 07:15 PM
This right here is the best.....
http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%202_t.jpg (http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%202.jpg)
http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%203_t.jpg (http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%203.jpg)
http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%204_t.jpg (http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%204.jpg)
http://culinotests.fr/images/frites%20croustillantes%20griffees%2020_t.jpg (http://culinotests.fr/images/frites%20croustillantes%20griffees%2020.jpg)
I'm also considering buying this shirt for 00accord44 :lol:
http://www.t-shirtforums.com/tshirtgallery/files/1/6/2/22541133_F_tn.jpg
http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%202_t.jpg (http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%202.jpg)
http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%203_t.jpg (http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%203.jpg)
http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%204_t.jpg (http://culinotests.fr/images/mayonnaise%20et%20ketchup%204.jpg)
http://culinotests.fr/images/frites%20croustillantes%20griffees%2020_t.jpg (http://culinotests.fr/images/frites%20croustillantes%20griffees%2020.jpg)
I'm also considering buying this shirt for 00accord44 :lol:
http://www.t-shirtforums.com/tshirtgallery/files/1/6/2/22541133_F_tn.jpg
00accord44
10-02-2006, 07:21 PM
I'm also considering buying this shirt for 00accord44 :lol:
http://www.t-shirtforums.com/tshirtgallery/files/1/6/2/22541133_F_tn.jpg
Already own one
http://www.t-shirtforums.com/tshirtgallery/files/1/6/2/22541133_F_tn.jpg
Already own one
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 07:23 PM
Already own oneDamn :frown: so much for that idea then lol
00accord44
10-02-2006, 07:25 PM
I find it disturbing that the invisible body in that shirt seems to have breasts
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 07:28 PM
I find it disturbing that the invisible body in that shirt seems to have breasts:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: I didnt even realize that until you said something but its very true thats what it looks like.
G-man422
10-02-2006, 07:29 PM
man boobs perhaps?
00accord44
10-02-2006, 07:38 PM
man boobs perhaps?
I hope not... the invisible body in the shirt is me! That's why its so disturbing. Those bastards air brushed me! They could've at least given me a D-cup
j/k
I hope not... the invisible body in the shirt is me! That's why its so disturbing. Those bastards air brushed me! They could've at least given me a D-cup
j/k
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 07:44 PM
Damn :frown: so much for that idea then lol
you can buy me one! :)
you can buy me one! :)
Ralliart 3000gt
10-02-2006, 07:52 PM
Right now I'm eating a sandwhich with Hellmans mayo, Ham, Tomato, Bit of Peper and salt. It tastes very nice.
03cavPA
10-02-2006, 07:56 PM
I can not believe this dopey ass thread has gone on for 11 pages.
Hey accord, tell Dee I'll take another one of those sandwiches, with lots of MW. :evillol:
Damn, I just made it page 12.
Hey accord, tell Dee I'll take another one of those sandwiches, with lots of MW. :evillol:
Damn, I just made it page 12.
00accord44
10-02-2006, 08:05 PM
I can not believe this dopey ass thread has gone on for 11 pages.
Hey accord, tell Dee I'll take another one of those sandwiches, with lots of MW. :evillol:
Damn, I just made it page 12.
12 pages without really going off topic either.
I've decided to be nicer to Dee. When I pick her up later tomorrow, we shall dine on mayo sandwiches by candlelight. Romantic, don't you agree?
Hey accord, tell Dee I'll take another one of those sandwiches, with lots of MW. :evillol:
Damn, I just made it page 12.
12 pages without really going off topic either.
I've decided to be nicer to Dee. When I pick her up later tomorrow, we shall dine on mayo sandwiches by candlelight. Romantic, don't you agree?
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 08:11 PM
i think you need to make her sandwich solely bread and mayo, no other filling.
and make sure her bread is damp and soggy.
and make sure her bread is damp and soggy.
00accord44
10-02-2006, 08:14 PM
That was the plan. Straight mayo sammich. Not even cheese. I don't know about soggy bread though. When bread gets soggy, I wanna gag. I gots ta have it lightly toasted.
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 08:17 PM
That was the plan. Straight mayo sammich. Not even cheese. I don't know about soggy bread though. When bread gets soggy, I wanna gag. I gots ta have it lightly toasted.
that's why only hers is soggy, teach her for using Miracle Shit.
that's why only hers is soggy, teach her for using Miracle Shit.
00accord44
10-02-2006, 08:20 PM
Ah so. Sounds like a plan. If she asks where I got the idea, I'll blame it on 03cavPA :evillol:
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 08:22 PM
excellent choice.
03cavPA
10-02-2006, 08:58 PM
I've decided to be nicer to Dee. When I pick her up later tomorrow, we shall dine on mayo sandwiches by candlelight. Romantic, don't you agree?
Wonder what kind of wine goes with mayo sandwiches?
Wonder what kind of wine goes with mayo sandwiches?
03cavPA
10-02-2006, 09:02 PM
Ah so. Sounds like a plan. If she asks where I got the idea, I'll blame it on 03cavPA :evillol:
Nah, she knows better than that. She'll know your lame ass came up with it if it involves mayo. :grinno:
Nah, she knows better than that. She'll know your lame ass came up with it if it involves mayo. :grinno:
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 09:03 PM
man boobs perhaps?..you would wish lol
Wonder what kind of wine goes with mayo sandwiches?I would say a nice white wine lol
Wonder what kind of wine goes with mayo sandwiches?I would say a nice white wine lol
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 09:11 PM
for using miracle shit, she has to watch Chris drink the entire bottle himself.
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 09:13 PM
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 09:13 PM
I don't know about soggy bread though. When bread gets soggy, I wanna gag. I gots ta have it lightly toasted.Yeah see that why you toast the bread so that it doesnt absord the mayo so quickly.
Weird Al likes mayo.
http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=155086
about 50 second in.hahaha yeah buddy that video is hilarious, not to mention he sure is generous when he spreads that mayo on.
Weird Al likes mayo.
http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=155086
about 50 second in.hahaha yeah buddy that video is hilarious, not to mention he sure is generous when he spreads that mayo on.
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 09:17 PM
he's awesome. i swear, some of his songs are better than the originals.
anyway, back to the mayownage.
anyway, back to the mayownage.
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 09:20 PM
my99cavy
10-02-2006, 09:22 PM
Ok I have an idea, list your favorite things to eat with mayo.. for me its all about the fries, ketchup, and mayo. You know what else is great, pork tenderloin with lime-mayo boy do I tell ya its sooo good.
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