Miracle Whip... yuk
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 09:19 PM
aerosol butter? that's gross...
isn't that what Joe Dirt sprays on the things in the circus in Joe Dirt?
isn't that what Joe Dirt sprays on the things in the circus in Joe Dirt?
03cavPA
10-01-2006, 09:20 PM
Even *I* will draw the damn line at spray butter. :puke:
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 09:21 PM
aerosol butter? that's gross...
isn't that what Joe Dirt sprays on the things in the circus in Joe Dirt?Yeah the thought of it is kinda gross lol
:lol: I forget but that is probably what he uses.
isn't that what Joe Dirt sprays on the things in the circus in Joe Dirt?Yeah the thought of it is kinda gross lol
:lol: I forget but that is probably what he uses.
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 09:22 PM
i wish my computer would play it, i have the dvd in region 1/NTSC format but my computers region 2/PAL...
awesome movie.
awesome movie.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 09:41 PM
i wish my computer would play it, i have the dvd in region 1/NTSC format but my computers region 2/PAL...
awesome movie.Check out what I just found on the whole ''Mayo vs Miracle Whip'' battle,
Let’s first start with the simpler of the two: mayo. We use this paste to smear to
and fro on our crusty sourdough or marble rye, to keep our conglomerate tower of
meats and vegetables from becoming parched, heaven forbid. Without it, a sandwich
just isn’t a sandwich (I’m not going to delve into the mystery of that world, because a
"sandwich" is neither "sandy" nor "wichy.") Most people don’t know what actually
makes up the everyday bread moistener. What it is actually made of is egg, oil, water,
a few spices, etc, whipped to oblivion until it becomes a frothy/gooey substance, and
then in turn, it is now a food stuff able to be consumed by the spoonful by the general
public.
Now to Miracle Whip. Just like every other product on the market, there has to be the
counterpart because consumers thrive on choice. After all, this is America. We have
Coke and Pepsi, Cheeseitz and Cheesenips, and Starkist and Dolphin Tuna (not to
mention all of the cheap-ass store brand products that try to play up the card that it is
cheap, even though it tastes terrible). Miracle Whip’s claim to fame is "a tangy zip"
that you HAVE TO HAVE to make a sandwich taste good. But what that "zip" really
is, is that the regular mayonnaise has gone RANCID. Who in their right mind would
eat a foodstuff that has been either left in the sun to get that "special flavor", or some
mold cultures added just so they can be different from the rest.
To wrap this whole debate up, mayonnaise itself is an odd condiment. Although it
does look like a certain body fluid, it does taste good when used correctly, and I urge
all of you who read this to do so. So who wins? I say stick to the basics and don’t
add crazy shit to an American staple. If you are a Miracle Whip lover, I say change
now because it is the work of the devil and nobody wants to eat evil devil food.
awesome movie.Check out what I just found on the whole ''Mayo vs Miracle Whip'' battle,
Let’s first start with the simpler of the two: mayo. We use this paste to smear to
and fro on our crusty sourdough or marble rye, to keep our conglomerate tower of
meats and vegetables from becoming parched, heaven forbid. Without it, a sandwich
just isn’t a sandwich (I’m not going to delve into the mystery of that world, because a
"sandwich" is neither "sandy" nor "wichy.") Most people don’t know what actually
makes up the everyday bread moistener. What it is actually made of is egg, oil, water,
a few spices, etc, whipped to oblivion until it becomes a frothy/gooey substance, and
then in turn, it is now a food stuff able to be consumed by the spoonful by the general
public.
Now to Miracle Whip. Just like every other product on the market, there has to be the
counterpart because consumers thrive on choice. After all, this is America. We have
Coke and Pepsi, Cheeseitz and Cheesenips, and Starkist and Dolphin Tuna (not to
mention all of the cheap-ass store brand products that try to play up the card that it is
cheap, even though it tastes terrible). Miracle Whip’s claim to fame is "a tangy zip"
that you HAVE TO HAVE to make a sandwich taste good. But what that "zip" really
is, is that the regular mayonnaise has gone RANCID. Who in their right mind would
eat a foodstuff that has been either left in the sun to get that "special flavor", or some
mold cultures added just so they can be different from the rest.
To wrap this whole debate up, mayonnaise itself is an odd condiment. Although it
does look like a certain body fluid, it does taste good when used correctly, and I urge
all of you who read this to do so. So who wins? I say stick to the basics and don’t
add crazy shit to an American staple. If you are a Miracle Whip lover, I say change
now because it is the work of the devil and nobody wants to eat evil devil food.
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 09:52 PM
Sandwiches have their name because they were invented by The Earl of Sandwich.
that's right. The British invented sandwiches.
The sandwich was named after the 4th Earl of Sandwich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu%2C_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich), an 18th-century (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/18th_century) English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) aristocrat.
It is said that Lord Sandwich was fond of this form of food because it allowed him to continue playing cards at cribbage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cribbage) while eating, because he did not want to get his cards sticky, from eating meat with his bare hands. The Earldom refers to the English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) town of Sandwich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich%2C_Kent) in Kent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent) — from the Old English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English_language) Sandwic, meaning "sand place". Nowadays some types of sandwiches are so unwieldy they must be eaten with a knife and fork (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eating_utensils). However, the generally recognised way to eat a sandwich is with one's hands. Eating a sandwich with cutlery arguably defeats the purpose of this specific food.
that's right, we're awesome.
that's right. The British invented sandwiches.
The sandwich was named after the 4th Earl of Sandwich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu%2C_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich), an 18th-century (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/18th_century) English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) aristocrat.
It is said that Lord Sandwich was fond of this form of food because it allowed him to continue playing cards at cribbage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cribbage) while eating, because he did not want to get his cards sticky, from eating meat with his bare hands. The Earldom refers to the English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England) town of Sandwich (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich%2C_Kent) in Kent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent) — from the Old English (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English_language) Sandwic, meaning "sand place". Nowadays some types of sandwiches are so unwieldy they must be eaten with a knife and fork (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eating_utensils). However, the generally recognised way to eat a sandwich is with one's hands. Eating a sandwich with cutlery arguably defeats the purpose of this specific food.
that's right, we're awesome.
Damien
10-01-2006, 09:53 PM
Mayo FTW!!! idk...
definitely one of the most pointless threads i read. :lol:
03cavPA FTW with Dee!!!
definitely one of the most pointless threads i read. :lol:
03cavPA FTW with Dee!!!
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 09:55 PM
definitely one of the most pointless threads i read. :lol:
It's funny because its true lol I think its funny how this thread has taken off. I really didnt know there was such a ''battle'' between mayo and miracle whip.
It's funny because its true lol I think its funny how this thread has taken off. I really didnt know there was such a ''battle'' between mayo and miracle whip.
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 09:58 PM
Mayo > Miracle Whip.
Mayowned.
Mayowned.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:00 PM
Mayo > Miracle Whip.
Mayowned.Yes of course man no contest lol Can you add polls being an advisor? because I think this thread needs a poll for mayo and miracle whip :) .
Mayowned.Yes of course man no contest lol Can you add polls being an advisor? because I think this thread needs a poll for mayo and miracle whip :) .
00accord44
10-01-2006, 10:01 PM
Sandwiches have their name because they were invented by The Earl of Sandwich.
that's right. the British invented sandwiches.
Tis true. There should be a holiday for him.
This whole spray butter thing is making me nauseous. I always assumed it was butter held in liquid form sprayed out in the same way you spray out ArmorAll. Aerosol spray though? Is this food or a fake tan? Yucko
that's right. the British invented sandwiches.
Tis true. There should be a holiday for him.
This whole spray butter thing is making me nauseous. I always assumed it was butter held in liquid form sprayed out in the same way you spray out ArmorAll. Aerosol spray though? Is this food or a fake tan? Yucko
00accord44
10-01-2006, 10:04 PM
Mayowned.
You get a lot of miles outta that setup, but somehow I laugh each time. Somethings wrong with me
03cavPA FTW with Dee!!!
Stay away from my woman you bastidz!!!
You get a lot of miles outta that setup, but somehow I laugh each time. Somethings wrong with me
03cavPA FTW with Dee!!!
Stay away from my woman you bastidz!!!
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:05 PM
You get a lot of miles outta that setup, but somehow I laugh each time. Somethings wrong with mehaha I noticed that also, find them funny each and every time :lol:
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:08 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/i_video/main500251.shtml?channel=i_video&clip=/media/2006/07/11/video1790265.rm&sec=500202&vidId=500202&title=Spray$@$On$@$Foods&hitboxMLC=earlyshow
^they mention there is over 150 spray condiments!! they show one type of spray butter that uses a spray bottle like the one type of Armor All. When there doing the spray salad dressing she says ''instead of MAYO use the salad dressing instead'' :swear: :slap:
*EDIT* I guess the aerosal spray ones are just for like cooking or baking so I guess the aerosal are not for like spraying on sandwiches.
^they mention there is over 150 spray condiments!! they show one type of spray butter that uses a spray bottle like the one type of Armor All. When there doing the spray salad dressing she says ''instead of MAYO use the salad dressing instead'' :swear: :slap:
*EDIT* I guess the aerosal spray ones are just for like cooking or baking so I guess the aerosal are not for like spraying on sandwiches.
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:08 PM
Yes of course man no contest lol Can you add polls being an advisor? because I think this thread needs a poll for mayo and miracle whip :) .
nope, the advisor status just shows that i contribute more than the regular members and i help more. :)
if anyone contests that they will be removed.
You get a lot of miles outta that setup, but somehow I laugh each time.
haha I noticed that also, find them funny each and every time :lol:
i like it, it's a "me thing" :tongue:
nope, the advisor status just shows that i contribute more than the regular members and i help more. :)
if anyone contests that they will be removed.
You get a lot of miles outta that setup, but somehow I laugh each time.
haha I noticed that also, find them funny each and every time :lol:
i like it, it's a "me thing" :tongue:
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:20 PM
if anyone contests that they will be removed.:rofl: I love how you cant add polls but you can remove people lol.
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:22 PM
it's hard to add a poll with a .44 and an attitude.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:25 PM
it's hard to add a poll with a .44 and an attitude.:lol: oh well what you gonna do.
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:27 PM
i'ma bus' a cap in yo' punk ass, that's what!
just kidding...
just kidding...
00accord44
10-01-2006, 10:34 PM
i'ma bus' a cap in yo' punk ass, that's what!
just kidding...
He's not kidding. He threatened to use his chainsaw to make an 00accord44 jigsaw puzzle earlier this week.:uhoh:
That's what the mods view as "helpful".
just kidding...
He's not kidding. He threatened to use his chainsaw to make an 00accord44 jigsaw puzzle earlier this week.:uhoh:
That's what the mods view as "helpful".
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:36 PM
quit your boo hooing before i turn you into one of those "imposipuzzles"...
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:37 PM
He's not kidding. He threatened to use his chainsaw to make an 00accord44 jigsaw puzzle earlier this week.:uhoh: haha we got a mad man on our hands lol.
That's what the mods view as "helpful".Yeah I can see how it would be helpful...
That's what the mods view as "helpful".Yeah I can see how it would be helpful...
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:37 PM
there's a reason i'm known as HatchetMan.
no, i'm not kidding.
no, i'm not kidding.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:41 PM
^oh really and what is the reason for that?
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:41 PM
because i have a Hatchet.
however, following the recent trial i am exercising the right to remain silent.
however, following the recent trial i am exercising the right to remain silent.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:46 PM
because i have a Hatchet.
however, following the recent trial i am exercising the right to remain silent.:rofl: :rofl: Chris the ''Hatchetman'' http://images.auctions.overstock.com/aimages/d/0/0/370/3709541_1.jpg
however, following the recent trial i am exercising the right to remain silent.:rofl: :rofl: Chris the ''Hatchetman'' http://images.auctions.overstock.com/aimages/d/0/0/370/3709541_1.jpg
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:47 PM
it originated from "Chris Hatchet"
but i thought HatchetMan was better.
i have a couple of ICP songs, but i'm no juggalo.
but i thought HatchetMan was better.
i have a couple of ICP songs, but i'm no juggalo.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:49 PM
Ralliart 3000gt
10-01-2006, 10:50 PM
Meh, Hellmann's real mayo is where its at, as for the Miracle whip thats was a substitute for mayo during the cold war, its called miracle whip because its a miracle that people still eat that shit...........................
Jimster
10-01-2006, 10:50 PM
then you obviously have no genitals.
all men love mayo, fact.
I hate Mayo, does that mean I have no genitals?
Think that one out carefully ;)
all men love mayo, fact.
I hate Mayo, does that mean I have no genitals?
Think that one out carefully ;)
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:51 PM
i wouldn't put it down entirely to hating mayo. i think it's the tight pants that did most of the damage.
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:52 PM
Meh, Hellmann's real mayo is where its at, as for the Miracle whip thats was a substitute for mayo during the cold war, its called miracle whip because its a miracle that people still eat that shit...........................
Great Depression :smooch:
Great Depression :smooch:
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:54 PM
^he may have been wrong with the cold war deal, but the its called miracle whip because its a miracle that people still eat that shit........................... is freaking hilarious!! :lol:
00accord44
10-01-2006, 10:55 PM
Great Depression :smooch:
Mayowned :wink:
Mayowned :wink:
Ralliart 3000gt
10-01-2006, 10:55 PM
and as you can see every one was depressed enough to eat the miracle whip. I think its actually male cow cum, so it also compensates for those who don't have enough soldiers in there sacks.........................
00accord44
10-01-2006, 10:57 PM
I think its actually cow cum, so it also compensates for those who don't have enough soldiers in there sacks.........................
So that confirms the link between miracle whip eaters and genital inferiority
So that confirms the link between miracle whip eaters and genital inferiority
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 10:57 PM
Mayowned :wink:
don't steal my word.
don't steal my word.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 10:59 PM
So that confirms the link between miracle whip eaters and genital inferiorityYup I believe he just confirmed it for us lol
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:01 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
00accord44 ate cow cum....
00accord44 ate cow cum....
00accord44
10-01-2006, 11:04 PM
don't steal my word.
Borrowed... returned with a full tank
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
00accord44 ate cow cum....
:frown:
Borrowed... returned with a full tank
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
00accord44 ate cow cum....
:frown:
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:06 PM
i'm having a fucking laughing fit..
emo cow cum eater....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
almost done...
...ha ha ha ha ha....
emo cow cum eater....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
almost done...
...ha ha ha ha ha....
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 11:08 PM
Easy there hatchetman your going to end up hurting accords feelings lol
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:10 PM
..ha ha ha ha ha...
Ralliart 3000gt
10-01-2006, 11:14 PM
Come on man it wasn't that funny, but if anyone want free "Miracle whip" you know what to do or should I say suck.....................
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:15 PM
*shudder*
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 11:18 PM
Come on man it wasn't that funny, but if anyone want free "Miracle whip" you know what to do or should I say suck.....................Aww come on man :puke:
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:20 PM
as an AF Advisor, i can tell you that it most defiantely was funny.
now get down and start worshipping me.
now get down and start worshipping me.
Ralliart 3000gt
10-01-2006, 11:32 PM
In my culture we like to worship with raising our foot quickly towards the genitals, the harder the hit, the more of a privilege it is, this is usually responded buy a loud sound that can very between ouch or aaaaaaaa, or even the sound of someone gasping for breath while crouching down to acknowledge the deeds of the worshiper (me).............................
This continues until the one being worshiped think its enough and then is provided the traditional ice pack to end the ceremony
This continues until the one being worshiped think its enough and then is provided the traditional ice pack to end the ceremony
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:34 PM
Picture
by all means take the piss out of me. that's fair.
but please don't make fun of those with metal disabilites (assuming the guy pictured has them) it's not amusing to find humor in those less fortunate than ourselves.
by all means take the piss out of me. that's fair.
but please don't make fun of those with metal disabilites (assuming the guy pictured has them) it's not amusing to find humor in those less fortunate than ourselves.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 11:35 PM
by all means take the piss out of me. that's fair.
but please don't make fun of those with metal disabilites (assuming the guy pictured has them) it's not amusing to find humor in those less fortunate than ourselves.Ok ok fair enough....
but please don't make fun of those with metal disabilites (assuming the guy pictured has them) it's not amusing to find humor in those less fortunate than ourselves.Ok ok fair enough....
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:37 PM
sorry, i just feel strongly about this stuff. it upsets me sometimes.
my99cavy
10-01-2006, 11:38 PM
Yeah man I feel ya on that my bad bro. but back about miracle whip....
http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/wtf_miracle_whip_anguish.jpg
http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/wtf_miracle_whip_anguish.jpg
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:39 PM
if we get it here i'm going to go out to the supermarket, and in front of everyone declare war on Miracle Whip. then i will buy some, go outside and decimate it!
Ralliart 3000gt
10-01-2006, 11:53 PM
Lucky we don't have the stuff in NZ................
2.2 Straight six
10-01-2006, 11:54 PM
because NZ stayed a true British colony. you were saved.
00accord44
10-02-2006, 12:52 AM
2.2 I'm going to personally mail you a jar of miracle whip. Ralliart, you too.
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 01:41 AM
never!
Nicole8188
10-02-2006, 02:25 AM
Mayonnaise is the most disgusting thing in the entire world. If I believed in the devil, I would say that mayo is his creation. He made it to fatten to the world so it'd be easier to take us all over.
Miracle Whip is just as gross.
I haven't eaten even a small amount of either of them in so long I can't even remember what they taste like, I just remember the trauma I went through.
BLEH!!! I HATE THEM!!! THERE IS AN UNDYING, PASSIONATE HATRED THAT BURNS DEEP IN MY SOUL FOR ALL THINGS INVOLVING MAYO AND MIRACLE WHIP!! Ugh.
Miracle Whip is just as gross.
I haven't eaten even a small amount of either of them in so long I can't even remember what they taste like, I just remember the trauma I went through.
BLEH!!! I HATE THEM!!! THERE IS AN UNDYING, PASSIONATE HATRED THAT BURNS DEEP IN MY SOUL FOR ALL THINGS INVOLVING MAYO AND MIRACLE WHIP!! Ugh.
2.2 Straight six
10-02-2006, 02:37 AM
2.2 I'm going to personally mail you a jar of miracle whip. Ralliart, you too.
i'm going to mail you a jar of shut the hell up!
so, Nicole, how are you going to kiss me after my chicken and mayo sandwich? :grinno:
i'm going to mail you a jar of shut the hell up!
so, Nicole, how are you going to kiss me after my chicken and mayo sandwich? :grinno:
00accord44
10-02-2006, 02:38 AM
i'm going to mail you a jar of shut the hell up!
Good one :rolleyes:
Mayonnaise is the most disgusting thing in the entire world. If I believed in the devil, I would say that mayo is his creation. He made it to fatten to the world so it'd be easier to take us all over.
Miracle Whip is just as gross.
I haven't eaten even a small amount of either of them in so long I can't even remember what they taste like, I just remember the trauma I went through.
BLEH!!! I HATE THEM!!! THERE IS AN UNDYING, PASSIONATE HATRED THAT BURNS DEEP IN MY SOUL FOR ALL THINGS INVOLVING MAYO AND MIRACLE WHIP!! Ugh.
I never thought I'd say this, but Chris is more sane than you :disappoin
Good one :rolleyes:
Mayonnaise is the most disgusting thing in the entire world. If I believed in the devil, I would say that mayo is his creation. He made it to fatten to the world so it'd be easier to take us all over.
Miracle Whip is just as gross.
I haven't eaten even a small amount of either of them in so long I can't even remember what they taste like, I just remember the trauma I went through.
BLEH!!! I HATE THEM!!! THERE IS AN UNDYING, PASSIONATE HATRED THAT BURNS DEEP IN MY SOUL FOR ALL THINGS INVOLVING MAYO AND MIRACLE WHIP!! Ugh.
I never thought I'd say this, but Chris is more sane than you :disappoin
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