Sex Tips!!

Guys, (and girls) your biggest, best sex tips!! Why should Cosmo have all the fun?

...I am so gonna get flamed and banned for this.

uuh... to cover my own ass... try not to be explicit. Think of sex in this term as a beautiful thing between couples, sensuous (sp?) and romantic. And not something you do when you're a drunk frat boy.


Mine, something very simple. Start off with a simple back massage.

massages work!first hand experience. thats my move, hey u want a massage? then u say, i cant give u a good massage with ur shirt on. works everytime, by the end all they want is sex! also, i think they like dirty text messages, that seems to get them all riled up. i also like to go down on a girl alot. ill convince them its for there pleasure and im doin it for u, not me. if they let u, ur in like flynn baby!!!!

All you need are these three things, scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.

^Why is it that I see you three post right next to each other everytime....

Um...massages work, but if u suck at them, nothing you can do. My charming personality works...so, if ya got jokes, use 'em.

Usually I just throw down my pants and the bitches are all over it.





Works like a chizarm.

All you need are these three things, scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.

...I always preferred Guns 'n' Roses. Explains some stuff I guess :icon16:

^Why is it that I see you three post right next to each other everytime....

ESP

...I always preferred Guns 'n' Roses. Explains some stuff I guess :icon16:
like the quote "Turn around bitch I got a use for you"??
good point.


In the Canine Style love making, its a huge plus to massage the females sensitive area with your fingers in tandem with the intercourse. If she isnt into that "style" of love making, this should GET her into it.



GIRLS... if you are on top, try positioning yourself at the very tip of his extremity, and just work the end of it slowly (do this while facing him, and nearly parallel). Also, pull lightly on the scrotum while gently massaging it during love making. If your man didnt love you before, he will now.

(my ex girlfriend got huge bonus points for doing those two things.... F*&% you Raz... lmao)

By the time this thread is finished there'll be enough for a 500 page AF Kama Sutra.

With members (edit) and (edit) apearing on the cover!

When i was with my ex she had never "had one" before I thought it was kinda sad, i just kinda pinned her legs up, her knees on her chest, had her "have a couple". lol

GIRLS... if you are on top, try positioning yourself at the very tip of his extremity, and just work the end of it slowly (do this while facing him, and nearly parallel). Also, pull lightly on the scrotum while gently massaging it during love making. If your man didnt love you before, he will now.
Ummm...you really do know how to please a man don't you




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^Ya beat me to it Raz...wow, that doens't sound good either.

D, yeah...that's exactly how it's done. Rough but good...for the guy at least.

IBTL! :bananasmi






















PS If you use your tongue until a point that the woman is near the end, and then insert, you can cause her great anguish (pleasure) by keeping her very near orgasm but not allowing her to get there. If you can get the timing down, she'll scream so loud the cops will come.

Ummm...you really do know how to please a man don't you




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LOL!!! :uhoh:

Usually I just throw down my pants and the bitches are all over it.

Works like a chizarm.

LOL thats what i'm talkin about... thats how real men do it

My tips: Switch it up, dont do the same thing for too long cause it gets boring. And dont do it porno style where your "tool" doesnt go all the way in, you wanna be hitting the "button" cause thats what gives girls pleasure

:rofl:

Somebody change the title of the thread to "AF Clusterfuck"

This thread appears to be more interesting than my "Health" class I had last year...lol.. :lol:

SMACK THAT ASS!!! :boink:

Just kiss the chick all over her body, if she's paying attention to that then she should like it. No grabs either...caressssss... :naughty:

A little dirty talk ALWAYS turns a casual "making out" session into sex. In the first few minutes of foreplay you can get a general idea of what kind of sex the girl (or guy for you poor girls reading this) is into...just go with it. If you think she likes the more sensual "love making" go with that, if she comes off as the type of chick to bust out the whips and chains with then give me her phone number.

lol.... I can't believe how many euphemisms for the word "penis" there are in this thread.

Put it in the right hole and you can't go wrong.





Not rocket science, folks.

you guys got it allll wrong...i do it for ME. i bust it in 5 minutes. it makes them keep coming back cuz then they think you dont like them or whatever and they wanna keep trying im drunk too

Sit a pillow under their lower back, aim for the naval and you can't miss the G spot. Make sure to only hit it hard after everyone's thoroughly warmed up and into it. Foreplay should be slow and teasing and then begging and last much longerrrr than most of you think.

foreplay is key. also, when ur doin missionary, put her legs up and hold them up. then, i tell the girl to play with herself until she cums on ur co@k. most girls DO play with theirselves weather they admit it or not. also, for doggystyle, a little azz slappin and cl^t rubbing works. candles and oils are great, but i dont whip that shit out for the average girl. vibrators are a womens best friend. if u dont befriend the vib, u will be keft in the dust. those damn things could do things we cant, so if u cant beat em, join em!i like to lick her spot and use the vib. or lick the spot and finger her. works wonders.

Hot tub. Jets going. Doggie Style with her over the edge.

No means yes

Kobe Told me this.


IBTL

:lol: You name it I like it. Role play, whips chains, hand cuffs, soft, fast, hard, slow :rofl: role play works the best:naughty:. I can be any body you want me to be.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i like nurses and teachers! :wink:

lol my husband likes naughtey little elves

elves?u got a rare one there!lol

roflmao my whole sex life is rare and un usual!!!!!

ive played with whips, handcuffs, oils, toys, feathers, role playing outfits, etc.....one time i put a new shower curtian on my bed and poured baby oil all over us, thats always fun, but its nasty to wash off!also, public sex in cars and stuff is big. i got a bj onetime in this girls conv with the top down on the busiest street in my town. she didnt look up, but there was people in a truck right next to us!also some kids walkin started yelling shit!funny stuff.ive also gotten out of my car a few times and did it on the trunk in a parking lot. im sure someone saw us!

sex in public place is always a thrill, the idea of bieng caught is a total turn on . Never tried the shower curtan thing. Guess there is a first time for every thing:naughty:

ya, i did it in a changing room once, i was nervous tho....also i was fingerin this girl in a elevator at filenes when it stopped and opened up, we ran!

damn some of you people are freaks lmao... whips, chains, handcuffs, oils, toys... wtf lol

I'm 20... i dont need that shit to satisfy girls yet haha

And candles and shit are only when you wanna marry the girl or something... i bet if i did that to one of the usual suspects they'd be like this guy puts WAY to much effort into it lol Candles are the womans job

back seat windows up thats the way i like to fuck, ruff sex make it hurt. Thats a good song. . .

i cant believe no one has really mentioned the dominating aspect. Most girls like it when the guy just pins her to the bed and controls her. It drives my GF crazy when were doing it doggy style, i grab her wrist and hold them behind her back, so she cant move. The more she tries to get lose, the more it turns her on.

hair pulling, pushing her up against a wall, rippin off her clothes, allllll good!definately save the candles for a special occasion!ive even experimented with a little choking, by her request, not my style tho..holdin her down by the wrists is good too.trust me gotti, u dont need it to satisfy them, but if u do those things, they will never be satisfied by another guy whose inexperienced, and thell come runnin back to u. happened alot!

back seat windows up thats the way i like to fuck, ruff sex make it hurt. Thats a good song. . .


i heard some song that went like... Face down, Ass up! Thats the way i like to fuck!

maybe it was a remix :lol:

agressive is the best, without the choking. Gotti, dont knock it till you tried it. You got a lot of learning to do. lol, 90% of women out there are freaks they just wont admit to it. I perfer to have the fire place goieng, perfect back drop.

roflmao my whole sex life is rare and un usual!!!!!


we know...

to many people get devorced due to no excitment in the bed room. I like to keep myself and my man excited. It keeps the flame goieng

kama sutra aint got shit on this!

I like it when the womans completely lieing down on her stomach that way you can hit the g spot really good always works for me or when shes on top going really slow towards the tip.

Contrary to a previous post, I love it when the girl dominates me! I am a pretty big guy and I am crazy agressive when it comes to everyday life and generally will do whatever it takes to have things my way. Thats why in the bedroom I love to be tied up, beat, and have nothing I can do about it. Dont knock it till youve tried it.

mmmm...this thread is making me all hot...where are those nude pictures oz sent me...

^Of him while in prison??? :lol:

I knew something was wrong with OZ. I just couldent put my finger on it..

I knew something was wrong with OZ. I just couldent put my finger on it..


Oh theres nothing wrong with oz at all....matter of fact everything is just right if you catch my drift :naughty:

Play with their thong....they like it.

I mean when they are wearing it, duh!

agreed, pull it up there azz, thats another good one!

One word..Sauna..always gets the juices flowing. :evillol:

mmmmmm sauna

See...it's working already. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

until u pass out from heat exhaustion that is!last time i was in a hot tub i felt like i was gonna die.

hot tubs are best out side in the dead cold of winter.

my booty call is definately gettin a call tonight!lucky girl!

little hot and botherd are we

a little is an understatement!

hehe i made my girlfriend wear my santa hat once. She made me wear my elf hat. Wierd sex.

I love the hold down. So does she. I'm dominating, but she's more. Worse, she's subtle. So the times when I just throw her down and rip her clothes off we have the most fun. But she's not as easy to please as priors... which kinda sucks. You mean I gotta WORK ON IT?! aww shit.

ok i shouldn't be reading this at work. I may have to take off a few minutes early...


-edit: title renamed :p

girls all love the shocker

honestly IBTL