Sex Tips!!

Eh, get over yourself dude, its not that big of a deal.

Bondage, You have to be kinky. All the stuff about anal sex gone wrong with the diarrhea and the white couch that’s some damn disgusting stuff. Funny ass bird story got my mind off of the diarrhea one for a matter of seconds. *puke*

- Kevin

Eh, get over yourself dude, its not that big of a deal.


um, first of all, this is a thread talking about sex. so i said that i had a threesome, which completely pertains to the topic. i'm not bragging, i'm not full of myself, and i don't think of myself higher then others just because i have experienced it. therefore, there is no need for me to get over myself, nor is there a need for you to think you have the right to tell me to do so.

second, when he attacks my credibility, whether he was joking or not, i am going to defend it.

so please, shut up? thanks.

Just because nobody believes you doesnt mean you have to get mad. :rofl:

I don't think anyones mentioned it yet, so for the guys who don't know where the clitoris is, its at the top, outside of the vagina. It's not hidden, or hard to find. it feels like almost like a little bean. When lickin the p@#%y dont do it porno style. Those guys NEVER lick it right. Concentrate on the clit, work it in circles. Grab her legs and press em agaisnt the side of your face. (do that for yourself, cuz it feels good).

duh rick, havent you ever heard "flickin in the bean"? lol

Clit = not hard to find

if you cant find it....sad

I don't think anyones mentioned it yet...
I said way back a few pages...good oral drives wimmins crazy!

most chicks dig beating small animals with sticks.

You must have bad techique or something.
The bird story was :lol:. That was :lol2:

Suislide, :werd: to the threesomes. 3 on 2 is fun too.

If I was gay, I can only imagine I'd be feeling left out in this thread with no sex advice whatsoever. Sorry guys, don't mean to sound like an in the closet gay man, but Dave (Toksin) asked me to ask you guys if you have any advice on such a matter.


:p

I said way back a few pages...good oral drives wimmins crazy!
you've got a point....I have a question though, why don't some guys like it? I mean, I get why some girls don't like giving head...prolly cause they don't do it right. but what are guys reasons for not giving girl's oral? I'm just kinda curious and no one ever answers me. I know good oral will drive me crazy but that's just me

My girlfriends ex would never give her oral. She said that he thought it was gross and didnt want to lick her pussy. His words to me were hell no man im not licking where she has her period or pisses. I dont know i have no problem eating my girl out.

I know good oral will drive me crazy but that's just me
No, that's every girl ;)

you've got a point....I have a question though, why don't some guys like it? I mean, I get why some girls don't like giving head...prolly cause they don't do it right. but what are guys reasons for not giving girl's oral? I'm just kinda curious and no one ever answers me. I know good oral will drive me crazy but that's just me

Some guys just don't like fish.

i love giving more than recieving, but some guys probably get discusted or someshit. maybe they had a stinker once or twice!i get off on the girl gettin off.

Damn, that's wierd. Shit I like it. Except an occasional stray hair. But no biggie My g/f LOVES it. shit drives her hog-wild.

Shit I know my ex didn't like giving me head cuz she didn't like cum. She wouldn't for a while, then finally did. And was GOOOD at it. And then wouldn't do it again for a while. GAWD talk abotu shitty tease.

^ya, i had one of those before. about the occasional hair, im guessin u get some hairy ones ey?i thought every girl shaved by now!

oral is really fun when its 69. That is jsut really fun to do, like the best of both worlds. You give and you recieve at the same time.

Some guys have bad experiences giving oral. First time i did it to a girl i had my bad one. Then when i started dating my ex i wasnt really sure if i wanted to give it another try. I finally did, and it was the best thing ive ever tasted, lol.

funny how this thread got more views then the af guidelines!lol

lmao^...

SexyAngel, theres a good reason to not wanna give oral to just any girl. Sometimes the pussy is all flappy and its just gross. But my ex had the most perfectest, cleanestest, sweetestest poontang on earth, and I never got enough of lickin it. But a lot of other girls would NEVER get it from me. Ever. I dont see why girls wouldnt wanna give head. Of course no girl wants to suck a sweaty knob and sack, but if if its clean, why not?

^I can't wait till a parent of one of our 13 yr old members sees this on what they thought was an innocent car forum, helping along a hobby they thought was good.

But yeah, lol...to quote a very funny man

"Whenever I meet a girl that doesn't give head, I look at them like a dead betamax. Like 'They still make you!?' And when it comes to head there's three types of women, three types of women when it comes to head!
A) Women that don't give head. 'Bye! Leave! See ya!'
B) Women that give you just enough head to shut you up. Yeah, ever meet the women like *lick* 'You ok? *lick lick lick...spit* I hate them women!
And number 3. My favorite woman. The woman that like nothing better than to suck a dick. That's right. God bless all of ya. That's right, ya make this a better place to live in.I want ya to suck my dick like the antidote's in it."

-Chris Rock

:rolleyes: This is not closed because it is mostly useful information for 13 year olds +. And it's nothing that any 13 year old couldn't find 1,000x worse anywhere else on the web with a search engine. And any parent thinking of complaining should look at their own responsibility.

Any member who was offended by what they saw in a thread labelled "Sex Tips" needs their head read too.

Fcuk off with the comments.

Just ride it till it dies.

Just ride it till it dies.

Oz's Sex Tip #23

lmao, what are 22-1?

"when all else fails do it in da butt"

-the ladies man

^ LMAO.. awesome movie.

Hmmmm, sex. Some girls find it really hard to come. After you've been having sex for a while and you know she's turned on, let her go on top. Lie down, holding your legs tightly together and let her move up and down you as she pleases. She'll manoeuvre your thing around her, and cause she's in total control, she'll make sure it hit's the spot. Guaranteed orgasm.

unless shes too lazy to get on top. (rant)
Girls, heres a tip.. dont be too lazy to be on top. Guys hate that shit. (at least I hate it)

^ ya i hate it when they're like "i'm tiiired" an i'm thinkin in my head... u think i dont get tired?! Thats part of the fun

Reverse cowboy... she'll know what to do.

hell ya, i feel like i run a marathon when these girls are just lying there. they need to show some effort!sex is good exercise!

Yes i agree very much with the whole im tired thing. I hate it when im on top for a long time and then shes like im to tired but i always persuade her so its good. Men love it when girls on top going its fun

Whoa I just wasted a lot of time reading this... but I haven't seen anything that i really disagree w/..... except the girls being 2 tired... wtf... it's not fun till ur both drippin wet in sweat now is it?

my gf loves being on top, so hey why not? But i can really drive her crazy when im on top. We have some great sex. . .mmmm. DOes anyone else find it a real big turn on to actually watch yourself screw someone? Or is it just me? Cause i have a nice big mirror in my room and damn its so fun watching me fuck my gf.

my gf loves being on top, so hey why not? But i can really drive her crazy when im on top. We have some great sex. . .mmmm. DOes anyone else find it a real big turn on to actually watch yourself screw someone? Or is it just me? Cause i have a nice big mirror in my room and damn its so fun watching me fuck my gf.


Just a bit more than i cared to read at 12:30 in the morning.... :disappoin

:lol2:

Depends whether you are building up to relationship sex or it's a one night stand. For a one night stand, take it slowly, tease the clit a lot, explore for the g spot with tongue and fingers.

Relationship sex, learn her pleasure points. Current gf loves to push her clit down and back against the pelvic bone.

For both, make sure she's very wet before attempting anything. And take it slowly, it's not the grand prix.

Well, if it was the grand prix then wouldnt pussy be going fast? Lol.

I nearly get banned for having posted a link to a few pics of babes in bikini's, but your allowed to freely, and openly talking about poop sex, and detailed sex tips?

I don't get it.

Just shows how weird life if, huh?

...it was just an observation...

while on topic, slap her ass.

-Davo - the problems of emmerging standards, they can't be applied to past events.

Middle finger, inserted slowly to the hilt, curling it at the end. Slow backwards and forwards and side to side. She will love you long time.

hey the mirror thing was relavent, trust me, alot of girls like to watch in the mirror as well.

watching in the mirror = total turn on

:iagree: true that, i got mirrors on the ceiling!a video camera never hurts either!

most women are insecure, they all think they are ugly or something, so really, guys, if you wanna get a woman in the mood, you gotta build up to it and tell em theyre pretty and shit and how lovely they look and how you wouldnt mind seein a bit more...they love compliments and itll get you in the sack real fast..like i said, even pretty cute women are shy about their bodies (unless theyre the uninhibited type who loves da kak)

My ex and i had a tape with a bunch of "sessions" on it. She wanted to watch it all the time. Which was great cause then she wanted to fuck. Worked well for me.

i got a small collection myself. i actually had one girl after like 2 years trying to get it back!i said i lost it.

I tried and tried and tried to get my ex to do it on tape and she never would... so one time I put her camera phone on the bed and taped about 30 seconds worth of it (doggy style she had no idea) then showed it to her while we were at a bar with a bunch of our friends (no the friends didnt see it)....oh man was her face priceless.

Is that why she's your ex?


:evillol:

I dunno about the whole camera t hing....I'm not sure i trust someone enough to do that

i only do it with consent, not a camera phone!lol, and trust me sexy angel, if u like the mirror idea, ull love whatchin a tape with ur man. just keep the video urself. im sure u have the power to confiscate it right after!

Is that why she's your ex?


:evillol:


I doubt thats what did it because the sex was one of the things that kept us together so long.

That did get me thinking though, is it just me or does everyone else seem to have sex more often with an ex for the first few weeks AFTER you break up?

its like a back-up!happens all the time. u feel confortable having sex together, so when u get horny thats the first person that comes to mind. ive done it with at least 40 percent of girls ive dated.

Can I please post a thread about Bikini models? It's probably going to be more tasteful and "appropriate", so to speak than this thread, so I don't think you guys'll have a problem.

Yeah for awhile me and my ex still went at it even though she had a BF, i even told him about it. Funny thing is he is still with her, haha.

One girl I've been with asked me before we broke up if I would still fuck her after we broke up. And thats how we ended up getting back together.

^I can't wait till a parent of one of our 13 yr old members sees this on what they thought was an innocent car forum, helping along a hobby they thought was good.

But yeah, lol...to quote a very funny man

"Whenever I meet a girl that doesn't give head, I look at them like a dead betamax. Like 'They still make you!?' And when it comes to head there's three types of women, three types of women when it comes to head!
A) Women that don't give head. 'Bye! Leave! See ya!'
B) Women that give you just enough head to shut you up. Yeah, ever meet the women like *lick* 'You ok? *lick lick lick...spit* I hate them women!
And number 3. My favorite woman. The woman that like nothing better than to suck a dick. That's right. God bless all of ya. That's right, ya make this a better place to live in.I want ya to suck my dick like the antidote's in it."

-Chris Rock

My man usualy gets breakfast in bed or a bj as a wake up call. Sometimes both. I know I do alot for my man more than most women. But, it keeps him in my bed at night. It seems he has me wraped around his finger, believe me guys it is the other way around :grinno:. I just had to say that!!!!

i dont think its his finger ur wrapped around!lol j/k

i only do it with consent, not a camera phone!lol, and trust me sexy angel, if u like the mirror idea, ull love whatchin a tape with ur man. just keep the video urself. im sure u have the power to confiscate it right after!



I am not big on the camera thing. But it is kinda funny how many naked pictures and videos my husband has of us. In order to get what I want I got to give him what he wants. I wont even look at them.

about the 3 types of women i think they may be some more catagories. like the girls who suck your balls they are in a league of there own then there are the infamous swallowers and they the girls who make u tap them before u blow. i love those girls who just like to give blowjobs. i really like the girls who give road head. its tricky though cause i dont have cruise control but i have it to a system of shifting 1-3-5