Sex Tips!!

i just stay in second gear!u could pretty much stay at the 5-35 mph range!i usually drive like 10 mph so i dont get to my destination too fast!god i luv sex!went on a date sunday and used the massage technique. then we played 20 questions. if u ask the right questions, ull have her beggin for it!she had to kick me out before she did something she'd regret!were goin out wed, cant wait!

i just stay in second gear!u could pretty much stay at the 5-35 mph range!i usually drive like 10 mph so i dont get to my destination too fast!

Yep except my motor is in good condition and if drive too hard or to fast, it usually doesn't hurt my performance.

My man usualy gets breakfast in bed or a bj as a wake up call.

Oh my lord, the bj as a wake up call has got to be one of the best ideas ever thought of. Ive only woken up a few times to that but let me tell ya, I dont care if you lose your job, get in a wreck, get shot in the leg, etc... if you woke up to a bj then your going to have a good day.

karmacae if things dont work out with your man, will you marry me?

threesomes, morning bjs, and smokes. karmacae, u sound like a keeper!

I just do what it takes to keep my man happy. And in return he does the same

I just do what it takes to keep my man happy. And in return he does the same

Best way to go!:bananasmi

Me, I try not to say that so no one could use it against me. furry handcuffs anyone. not me!

I could see where 2 and 4 could be a problem lol...Yes um i would like a wake up call for 5, 6, 7, and 8 please

karmacae do u have any friends like yourself. send them my way. no shit if i had a woman that would always wake me up w/ a blowjob or w/ breakfast i would try to sleep all the time so i could get woken up. then after the deed was done id go back to sleep

oneof my ex g/f's used to make me sandwiches after sex it was awesome we would get done id lay in bed she would go make me a sandwich i loved that it was the greatestt thing of all time

I could see where 2 and 4 could be a problem lol...Yes um i would like a wake up call for 5, 6, 7, and 8 please




That would be pushing it to far. He recieves cuz I want to give. Not cuz he demands.

Fuzzy hand cuffs, I have a red pair at home

Get her to lie on her back, put her legs together and move them up (as if in the foetal position) so her knees are touching her chin. Then hear her scream. Yes sir, that's the G-spot.

Oh yeah, I've been woken up in some pretty imaginitive ways too :biggrin:

i did that same move except she would move her azz up and down. she got rug burn on her azz!great position!

That would be pushing it to far. He recieves cuz I want to give. Not cuz he demands.


Sorry i wasn't clear with what i said...I was more refering to staying in a hotel, like a wake up call...I dunno...not really how i ment it.

In the great words of Jeff Foxworthy...

" I have never been able to get a girl to do that!!!!"

"Maybe it takes a Buick, I don't know."
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Honestly I LOVE puting them is suspense, licking them nice and slowly starting and the ear and heading down just nice and slow, never really concentrating on one certian area. One thing that works is going to areas of her body that don't receive stimulaton. For example... ears. What do ears do most of the day? Nothing at all. So when you start paying attention to her ears, it's an unfimilar, but exciting feeling.

never under estimate the power of a LIGHTLY scented oils, candles. some are just too strong. Then again I can't take stong smells like that I get headaches

as far as feathers go... I feel that you have to have one that has some firmness to it, I think some of them are too soft.

Role playing/ dirty talk is cool I had an ex girlfriend that worked in the libary at the college she was going to and she would always say stuff like "Oh yea, you like doing (insert naughty thought here :naughty: ) to the libarian??" Oh it was great. :iceslolan

I like it slow meaningfull and romantic most of the times. Every so often though I get a wild notion to just hit it soo hard I tear the damn house apart. :evillol:

I think the worse thing you can do is to hurry things up. Espically you younger guys just gettin into this. Don't worry about gettin jimmie wet right away. You got her naked in the bed and gettin your freak on.... It will be there all night no need to pounce it right away.

Unexpected and weird sex is cool as well. I would have to say the weirdest for me was I took this girl over to my shop because she wanted to see my car. I had been talking to her for about 4 weeks. Well the Buck at the time was in the middle of a tranny swap so it was up on stands. she saw it, climed in, and told me to come here she wanted to know what something was. I popped my head in and had no clue what was about to happen. So we porked in the GN while it was on stands.

Us diesel technicians know how to work it

ohhh the good times :smokin: :naughty: :smokin:

fuck startin off simple hahaha i just jump on the girl

fuck startin off simple hahaha i just jump on the girl

No, see we arent talking about girls you have to pay to have sex with.

take ur time, gotta warm the oven before u put in the ham!of coarse they're times u just shove her on the bed, or floor, etc...and have wild sex, but for the most part, im down with the cented candles, teasing, licking, oral, feathers, oils, all that shit. take ur time and they'll want u forever!

No, see we arent talking about girls you have to pay to have sex with.

neither am i bro im just saying if i have a gf and i wanna have sex, i dont have to ask her i just get on her and she knows exactly what im thinkin about and gets into it too

PS haha and im just a horny devil to waste my time starting off simple hehe dont blame me im european its in my blood

Get them off early, and then do whatever you'd like and enjoy - they'll be set for multiple orgasms.

When she's riding you I find its the best position for you to get your hand down there and rub her button - I'll put a nice wad of spit (not hork!) on the tips of my fingers and start rubbin her twat. Even if she's soaked to begin with that doesn't alwasy make it up to her clit - so when your fingers hit that area and start swimming around it totally sets them off. Just as they're about to cum take your hand away and basically go about screwing any which way you please - it feels so much better for them from that point on and they become easily suseptible to multiple orgasms through continued intercourse.

fuck startin off simple hahaha i just jump on the girl

Hence those sexual assult convictions. Dude! NO MEANS NO!

Nice tip, DVS 11!

i second that DVS LT1, only I do it missionary while im kneeling and leaning up, i find that the easiest.definately works tho.....

If only you guys could share your knowledge with the world....everytime I've come in here to read this, i've gotten hornier and hornier just thinking about it...as for karma saying she wakes her man up with a bj, if I had a man to wake up, I'd do it that way. I dunno, theres just something about that that I like

If only you guys could share your knowledge with the world....everytime I've come in here to read this, i've gotten hornier and hornier just thinking about it...as for karma saying she wakes her man up with a bj, if I had a man to wake up, I'd do it that way. I dunno, theres just something about that that I like

Im single! :evillol:

i second that!and sexy angel, i do share it with the world, just one girl at a time!

awwww thanks boys....but I think I found someone to wake up next to :smooch:

damn....well ghostrsx7...looks like were both single... we could wake up next to eachother :naughty:


I really need to quit making comments like this

YES you DO! :lol:

If only you guys could share your knowledge with the world....everytime I've come in here to read this, i've gotten hornier and hornier just thinking about it...as for karma saying she wakes her man up with a bj, if I had a man to wake up, I'd do it that way. I dunno, theres just something about that that I like


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Hi my name is Andrew, I am 22 and I work at Caterpillar in machine research and devlopment. I love racing, walks on the beach and rollin around in the hay for hours on end :evillol: I am always willing to try new things. I promise if Iam "Hired" :smooch: I will do the best job you have ever seen (or felt.....)

















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No my name is Andrew and I'm 20 and better than that AnDreW above. J/K
But if i'm hired, I will put in lots of overtime. I may not need to tho because i am such a good worker.

Kate, ur really asking for it, aren't u??? This thread has definitely gone off the deep in.

Well, for me, a simple but very effective technique if ur not in the snesual mood but just the passionate want it mood...doggy style. Rub her clit from underneath till u know she's there then flip her over and make sure her legs are in the air on ur shoulders and go at it. If u've done it before with her, slip it in the back for a second and go at it. Continue switching and then finish in the proper area.

Continue switching and then finish in the proper area.


bet she loves the infections :uhoh:

no shit...lol... bad pun ok ok

No shit... :lol: Thats funny shit...damn i did it to... :shakehead

I want to try that shit dammit.

this thread is going to shit


uh oh im gona be banned arnt i

There are 8 holes on the female body. Why stick to just one?









Go on lads, EXPLORE!

I am now scared. some one please tell me he did not just say that.

I am now scared. some one please tell me he did not just say that.

ROFL!!:rofl:

I am now scared. some one please tell me he did not just say that.

He didn't just say that.... :lol: :screwy: hm...pretty sure i'm staying away from the ears and nose... :tongue:

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