Sex Tips!!

I didnt even think about the whole being tied up. The girl im with now has not tried it or role playing so we are going to have some fun a little later on. Spanking aslo works just not to hard a little sting is all.

:iagree: true about the shocker, some just dont know it yet! im gonna let this one out, most girls i have been with like anal better than sex. if any girls disagree, there either lying or inexperienced!i tend to go there when im all drunk, kinda reserved!always gotta have a trick up ur sleeve.

p.s. never wore a santa hat! :lol2:

My ex was half japanese and half hawaiian, and she was in these dance groups where she had to where kimono's and the grass hula skirts. I mean half the fun was watching her dance on stage and knowing the fact I was gonna get some after the show was awsome.

Yeah for most girls there isnt a wrong hole. There is nothing wrong with anal, some people need to open up to new things....literally. My ex would always want anal during "that time" of the month. Then once in awhile when she was just really turned on she would want it. You just gotta go slow when first entering.....or else someone is gonna be crying....actually you both might.

HA HA HA HA...anal. That's old school, we moved onto the pee hole already.





Gives a whole new meaning to the word "dipstick".

Damn Raz, i guess i got something to shoot for next time im gettin my freak on.

CHicks dig good oral. You good with the tongue....you gots it made.

Gotti, dont knock it till you tried it. You got a lot of learning to do. lol, 90% of women out there are freaks they just wont admit to it. I perfer to have the fire place goieng, perfect back drop.

ya but i'm 20.. most of the girls i deal with are 18-20 if i pulled out sum whips an chains in front of young girls like that, they'd be like wtf this guys a weirdo lol

And pretty much every girl i've ever bin with says i'm the best they ever had cause i last as long as i want and i know all the tricks..... Thank You Maxim! My uncanny ability to last long and all those years reading you while i was a virgin paid off lol :naughty:

the only problem i have is i cant get too drunk... but i just see it as a trade-off now

this thread is the best idea ever
to go with that song "rough sex make it hurt"
"shut ur mouth u dirty slut u know u want it in ur butt bit.h im for real"

and as for the good oral, guys get ur tounge peirced chicks love guys with that done, i go to a party and as soon as any chick finds out that u have that all they wanna do is make out with u than after that u can take ur pick as to which one u wanna take home

When a girl has her tongue pierced, she'll probably suck your dick.


When a guy has his tongue pierced, he'll probably suck your dick.




NASTY!!!

:iagree: :eek: :owned:

I have my tonge pierced and have had it for about 6 years new and girls love it. And that doesn't mean I suck dick.

Also guys I work with are alway telling me to stick you finger a little ways in your girls ass while your having sex and it reallys gets them off.

the finger in the butt while having sex works pretty good. My gf likes it. I have yet to have anal sex. We tried one time, lots of lube and such, but it hurt her to bad. And do you ever get poop dick while having anal?

And do you ever get poop dick while having anal?

Thats why you use saran wrap....or a condom which ever one...

if i did get poop on me, id be freaked out forever!this guy i know was doin his g/f on a white leather couch while his parents were away, and when he pulled out....lets just say its not the only thing that came out!two things about this, he was sooooo disturbed, he broke up with her! other thing was the shit stained his rents couch!when they came home they were like what the fuck happened? he blamed it on the dog. lets just say he took the dog out back and shot it. i definately feel soooo bad for that dog.
true story, i shit u not! :lol2:

When a girl has her tongue pierced, she'll probably suck your dick.


When a guy has his tongue pierced, he'll probably suck your dick.




NASTY!!!


^ TRUTH! Chris Rock is on point... thats why theres no sex in the champagne room

Guys with tongue rings are gay, and if they say they're not they dont know it yet lmao

When my friend was managing a taco bell, he boned some chick that worked there in the office. She forgot to mention she had some diarrhea and she literally blasted shit all over him. Needless to say he wasn't too happy.

When my friend was managing a taco bell, he boned some chick that worked there in the office. She forgot to mention she had some diarrhea and she literally blasted shit all over him. Needless to say he wasn't too happy.
That is possibly the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. Thanks.

When my friend was managing a taco bell, he boned some chick that worked there in the office. She forgot to mention she had some diarrhea and she literally blasted shit all over him. Needless to say he wasn't too happy.


:eek7:

When my friend was managing a taco bell, he boned some chick that worked there in the office. She forgot to mention she had some diarrhea and she literally blasted shit all over him. Needless to say he wasn't too happy.

If it were me I could never look at her the same again! Thats nasty dude. :puke:

gross....

pukeage

Free Tacos!!!

When my friend was managing a taco bell, he boned some chick that worked there in the office. She forgot to mention she had some diarrhea and she literally blasted shit all over him. Needless to say he wasn't too happy.

:rofl:

With that, this thread takes a foul turn.

Free Tacos!!!

:lol:

:rofl:

With that, this thread takes a foul turn.

And keeps with the AF tradition of topics about shit.

everything turns to shit around here!

I think the COT forum has a general fetish with all things shit-related......strange but quite humorous.

OK back on topic.

The tease really does wonders...like when massaging a girl's thighs, start kissing the inner part of her thighs and all around her pussy, while avoiding it. Eventually she gets so frustrated that she a) forces your head down there or b) tackles you and gives you the time of your life.

shit is definately of topic, that for sure!

I think Rodney Carrington has the best sex tip of all, for any guy who doesn't think he'll perform right.

Put on a wig and talk with an accent.
"Hello my name is Carlos. I'm going to make love to you."
"Get on the bed and take off your panties, do as I say!"
"Now, I want you to pretend your feet hate each other."

lots of girls go crazy when teased. Esspecially when you get them all worked up with foreplay. Then your about to go in but you dont go balls deep. Just a couple inches then back out. Drives girls nuts when you repeat it a couple times.

true that, and when u go down on her, lightly brush by her, maybe a little blowing, and licking up and down her legs passing by the money spot!then touch it with ur tongue as gentle as possible, then progress as needed.they luv it

Also, when finger a girl curl your finger(s) up and they will go nuts.
Also works when they are on top of you going at it, press 3-4 inches below the belly button.

^^^ true.

in order to find a girls g-spot, stick your fingers about 2-4 inches inside, with your hand palm-up, and then curl your finger repeatedly in a "come here" motion.

chances are, you'll hit it every time.

i had read so much while i was a virgin, that the first time i had sex, i found the g-spot first try. the girl i was with absolutely refused to believe that i was a virgin before her. i just said i'd done my research and planned ahead ;). research is never a bad thing, girls will love you forever if you know how to make them scream. my current girlfriend told me that no guy had ever brought her to orgasm before. the first time we had sex, she "went" 5 times.

the tease thing is definitley true too. kiss around the area, i'm talking within centimetres. it'll make her think you're going to go for it, but then go and kiss her thigh again and she'll fucking flip and will, as the earlier post said, either shove your head there or she'll jump you and do as she pleases. most guys fail to realize that fore-play is absolutely essential to the full sexual experience. you can't just strip and stick it in.

in public is fun too. i've christened all 3 of the cars i've owned, but now that it's getting hotter and my van lacks air conditioning...i might have to stop that for a while. i did it in there the other day with my girlfriend, when it was 28C outside, and i was sweating so much that i nearly passed out. the fucking thing turned into a sauna.

shower sex was one of the best. a) clothes are already gone. b) water provides sort of a natural lube. c) cleans up the mess for you and d) it's just hot.

and guys? trust me from experience, but if you EVER have the chance to have a threesome with another girl...GO FOR IT! that was the most fun i've ever had...

...and guys? trust me from experience, but if you EVER have the chance to have a threesome with another girl...GO FOR IT! that was the most fun i've ever had...

I just want you to know right now... several thousand men around the world reading this right now all abso-fucking-lutely hate you, you bastard. :) LoL

As far as fore - foreplay, I have a little game I like to call the "finding" game. I will take one or two of my fingers, and, with their clothes on, slowly attempt to locate various parts of their anatomy, by slowly moving my finger a little every time, and everytime pausing and pushing slightly and asking "is this your ( designated part )?" and then i'll just keep doing it, pausing, and asking, ever so slowly working toward wherever it is I'm going. It takes forever and it drives them insane.

suislide is right on w/ some tips. my tips are cologne behing the ears when they lean in to talk to you they get a nice smell wear cologne that everyother guys in the world doesnt wear. AXE is a no no. smile and look approachable girls dont want a guys whos trying to look all tough and angry. if your asking a girl out that you just met dont give her the option of saying no ask her if shou would like to go out for lunch or dinner. they will be less likely to say no if you only give them 2 yes options. more to come soon im fucked up and cant think A game right now

if you EVER have the chance to have a threesome with another girl...GO FOR IT! that was the most fun i've ever had...

...in a Yahoo chat room.

...in a Yahoo chat room.


lmao

:owned:

I had a chance to have a threesome about 2 years ago. But the girl that my girlfriend found had a boyfriend....and when he heard they were coming over to my house he invited himself over along with her. Threesome blocking son of a bitch. I was pissed.

its kind of surprising you guys dont score more :bananasmi

my tips are cologne behing the ears...

Cologne....behind the ears? :eek7: I gotta try that someday.

its kind of surprising you guys dont score more :bananasmi
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Remember! Don't sweat the pussy. Let the pussy sweat you!

AXE is a no no.
Axe is deo, right? What's wrong with deo?

Axe is deo, right? What's wrong with deo?

Didnt you know? Chicks dig "natural" guys. Go jog a few miles and dont shower for a few days, chicks will be falling at your feet.

Mabye where you are from, but not this one

Go jog a few miles and dont shower for a few days, chicks will be falling at your feet.
Chicks are already falling at my feet :slap:

Didnt you know? Chicks dig "natural" guys. Go jog a few miles and dont shower for a few days, chicks will be falling at your feet.

But if they're passed out/dead they're not of much use.

But if they're passed out/dead they're not of much use.
true story....come on guys, its really not THAT hard to get a girl now is it?

Didnt you know? Chicks dig "natural" guys. Go jog a few miles and dont shower for a few days, chicks will be falling at your feet.

ROFLMAO "natural guys" Omg YES they LOVE when you smell like a sock stuck in the corner of a locker room.

My favorite is a GREAT night. Of course you gotta know the tricks ahead of time, so you can finish strong, but you take her out to the nicest fuckign restaurant, then take her out of town, someplace with stars and shit. There's this one place I LOVE... Right by a big creek. And when it's a clear night, with the moon shining and stars, in the summer there's always fireflys in the trees. Which is cool cuz it adds to the "starry" thing. Worked GREAT in the jeep when i had the top off cuz there's plenty of room and you can jsut set the seat back and see everything. Worked SEVERAL times over. Afterwards, I just start to drive bacnk and be like; "So you wanna stop by my place?"

The ONLY time this has fucked up for me... I hit a bird when I was driving down there. It's like "THWAP!" and im like "oh shit..." I see the wing slide down the grill. She saw it made me stop. damned thing was still alive in the grill. stuck there. I couldn't pull it out and finally had to pull this PILE of bird out of the grill and drop it and try to beat it to death with a stick, which didn't work. it's wing was tore off n shit. Finally I ran the damned thign over with my car cuz it refused to die. Very traumatizing and just for some reason didn't really put her in "that mood." lol me either after 10 minutes of trying to murder a bird that looked more like a haphazard pile of feathers.

the bird thing is pretty funny. You are right. Open sky, secluded area, beautiful night. That is great. The only thing is he would not have to ask me if I wanted to go to his place, I would take him right there.

Gently caress them.

The ONLY time this has fucked up for me... I hit a bird when I was driving down there. It's like "THWAP!" and im like "oh shit..." I see the wing slide down the grill. She saw it made me stop. damned thing was still alive in the grill. stuck there. I couldn't pull it out and finally had to pull this PILE of bird out of the grill and drop it and try to beat it to death with a stick, which didn't work. it's wing was tore off n shit. Finally I ran the damned thign over with my car cuz it refused to die. Very traumatizing and just for some reason didn't really put her in "that mood." lol me either after 10 minutes of trying to murder a bird that looked more like a haphazard pile of feathers.
You mean the sight of you beating a bird to death with a stick didn't do it for her? weird...

most chicks dig beating small animals with sticks.

You must have bad techique or something.

LMAO that bird story was hilarious.

ROFLMAO! I'll remember not to beat an animal before taking a girl to the special spot! HAHA!

Dude that bird story is fucking hilarious, it should be like in record books.

most chicks dig beating small animals with sticks.

You must have bad techique or something.

The sad thing is that I know some chicks who might actually like that

LMAO! :)

true story....come on guys, its really not THAT hard to get a girl now is it?


They're on here giving "sex tips"



Most of which i would never consider.

...in a Yahoo chat room.

yes, that's exactly what i meant.

:rolleyes:

i'm flattered that you're jealous, but please. try to keep it to yourself.