Worst post contest

Ok,

As is with any large gathering of like minded individuals, there will be at least one subscriber to the group who is a little slower than the rest. A little "less mentally equipped". Normally it is hard to find these individuals, but they will sometimes let themselve shine via a particularly inane or ignorant post.

My challenge to you is as follows:

Find the worst post you have seen on AF. It can be part of a thread, or a single post by itself. (This contest, although stupid, doesn't apply).

The rules are as follows:

1. No defamatory posts. These are not only bad posts, they are against AF guidelines, so are not applicable.

2. Provide NO explaination. If it is really that bad, it will speak for itself. Simply place it in quote tags, or provide the shortcut to the link.

3. All posts must be within the last 6 months. No grave digging.

4. No posts may be attributed to banned former members. They are gone, let them stay gone.


The winner will recieve not one, but count, a BOX of REAL COOKIES. From Japan, no less. You will be the first kid on your block with authentic JDM cookies, sent directly from the source: 7-11 Japan. Not only will the provider of the post be awarded, but so will the author! (provided the author is willing to come forth)

So, good luck to you all.

I think you've just inspired people to make really stupid posts...

I want JDM cookies :(

I found it!


Ok,

As is with any large gathering of like minded individuals, there will be at least one subscriber to the group who is a little slower than the rest. A little "less mentally equipped". Normally it is hard to find these individuals, but they will sometimes let themselve shine via a particularly inane or ignorant post.

My challenge to you is as follows:

Find the worst post you have seen on AF. It can be part of a thread, or a single post by itself. (This contest, although stupid, doesn't apply).

The rules are as follows:

1. No defamatory posts. These are not only bad posts, they are against AF guidelines, so are not applicable.

2. Provide NO explaination. If it is really that bad, it will speak for itself. Simply place it in quote tags, or provide the shortcut to the link.

3. All posts must be within the last 6 months. No grave digging.

4. No posts may be attributed to banned former members. They are gone, let them stay gone.


The winner will recieve not one, but count, a BOX of REAL COOKIES. From Japan, no less. You will be the first kid on your block with authentic JDM cookies, sent directly from the source: 7-11 Japan. Not only will the provider of the post be awarded, but so will the author! (provided the author is willing to come forth)

So, good luck to you all.



did I win?

Lol, if you do, does that mean Mark gives HIMSELF cookies?

I swear to god I have the best post err...worst post ever if you let me pull one off of another site. Please!

I found it!



did I win?

(This contest, although stupid, doesn't apply).

No, but YOU may have!!!!

My Entry. (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=166503)

Well not much point to me entering the contest since I can take my own lazy butt over to 7-11 and buy my OWN JDM Cookies but here's a neat post anyway.

Wasn't too hard to find lot's of stuff like this one in the Honda section. The hardest thing is picking just one!

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=213301

Does this one count?

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=212522

Ok. You seem to be missing the point. I mean REALLY bad posts. I will raise the bar a notch and put this one up for you to "one-up".

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=213707

Come on. Lets see what you got.

Mark, that one's gonna be hard to top!!:lol::lol:

This has to be up there.

The stupidity begins on page 2

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=160606

^ wow that's funny as shit, lemme find one around here somewhere... There should be more than plenty in the 240sx forums

This has to be up there.

The stupidity begins on page 2

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=160606

So very true...

Did he ever provide anymore pictures or what?

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=181806

The stupidity began right away in this thread... :screwy:

I remember when I started a thread a long, long while ago, encouraging members to find AF's funniest thread - it got locked, and that sucked. Anyway, ths ones really funny:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=186

I remember when I started a thread a long, long while ago, encouraging members to find AF's funniest thread - it got locked, and that sucked. Anyway, this one's really funny:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=186

These belong in the "Talk yourself up" comp.

The sig, the shit, the lies, the "Im so pretty", sorry, this girl is A1 certified messed up.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=154213

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=153017

These are just a brief example, pity the pics arent here. These are older than 6 months, but its not for the comp, just for interest. Wish the pics were in, the motor was 100% fucked, worst CRX Ive EVER seen.

yea dayna really owned that dude, don't question dayna's knowledge of rx-7s or rotary engines

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/wagnertb/hahaha/pwned.jpg

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=214158

Damn. I can't figure out if that was a stupid post, or just a stupid person.

So far, Dayna has the stupidest post award. You just have a hard time topping a guy who can't come up with the truth or proof so he gives you a rap. That is the epitome of stupid.

Keep em coming. I give it until Monday, my time (that is Sunday night US) and then i will have the mods make a decision.

Good luck.

mmmmmm. cookies.

My funniest was about a year ago, hammering some guy talking his car up. 2 sets of computers, 4 cam gears, 2 brands of intake, etc etc all in the same engine.

How about this thread? The stupidity starts on page one and continues all the way through, the best is on the last page though. The stupidity is delivered by the same person again and again. I think it should be apparently clear who that person is too.
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=199397&page=1&pp=15

Have to make another contribution. This post has a lot of stupidity, the same person from the thread above is in this thread as well to deliver some stupidity, and it appears that he has some friends that are capable of some stupid posts as well :disappoin
The stupidity really starts on page 2 and continues through the last page where it gets kind of ridiculous.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=207136&page=1&pp=15

Here's another smack-tard for everyone elses' reading pleasure. The stupidity runs all the way through this one.

You can ALWAYS count on the street racing forums for a good laugh.

(NOTE TO SELF... Include the link in the future.)

Looks like I'm the Smack-tard this time. DOH!!

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=188468&page=1&pp=15

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=156306
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=200087
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=211578

This whole thread was based upon what appears to be a lie.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=213256

I found this thread pretty stupid.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=200598

Things are heating up. I have to watch thegladhatters post. it may not be the stupidest, but quite possibly one of the best cases of ownage in a while.

The bar is still set pretty high. Some of you guys who have been here for a while (and frequent the honda forums) should be able to come up with a few new ones!!

I WILL UP THE ANTE: One box of cookies and a box of Pocky.

It's fun to "own" somebody who has consistently been such a dick!

this whole thread went stupid from post 1: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=198110

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138681

This is almost more of a so stupid it's scary thread, worst part is the other moron that actually thought it was a respectable idea at first.

PS: It also comes with Daynnage.

OH OH, I found another one. . . This is a spectacular way to kill time.
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201930

This has to be up there.

The stupidity begins on page 2

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=160606
That 'rap' is one of the saddest things ive ever seen :loser:

great stuff!

I liked this one:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=181403
The puppy dog enthusiasm of some poor kid who learned to drive by watching the movies is most entertaining.

Dont know if this qualifies, but to us honda guys, this is sheer stupidity...



i am thinking of buying a 91 civic si hatchback, does this already have a b16a engine? if not what does it have, it is a stock vehicle

hehehe thank you kicker:boobs (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=197562&highlight=boobs)

I just found this one... the "pirate" is great... haha

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73013

The stupidity begins on page 2 with some fool named "Mallet"

In the same thread at the bottom of page 4 some fool trys to burn Neons without realizing his car has the same motor.

I still read this thread over occasionally for kicks. But there is no way it beats the pirate thread above. Some comical genious there.

Click me (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=88245&page=2&pp=15&highlight=420a)

Ok guys..

Mods, help me out here. I need some votes. Right now it is between the pirate and the Rap. Nothing like a pirate who is grammaticaly correct, but when you get owned and all you can come up with is a Rap to rebuke, that is pretty good too.

Send me your choice via PM...

I just found this one... the "pirate" is great... haha

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=73013

hmm...www.maddox.xmission.net ...imposter or maddox himself?

did you guys decide to not finish this?

OH OH, I found another one. . . This is a spectacular way to kill time.
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201930


Wow. That thread makes me ashamed to own a rotormotor :(

Ok kids, I have the winner right here. Just read...
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=216276

Well a 500 horse with a 300 shot would put you about 800 horse, Well my friend has a civic hatchback that push's just about 800 horse and the car does weigh ALOT lighter than a Trans Am by about 1,700 lbs or so so there for its power to weight ratio is ALOT better and his 1/4 is a 8.8 on full slicks. Now there is alot of other imports that have 500 horse or little bit more and they pull 9's so see the trans am with its 383 stroker isnt all that great.

Now when your trying to go 4 seconds in the 1/4 well yeah then your going to have to go V8 but were not talking about going top fuel here lmao but when it comes to both daily drivers/track cars like my friends 800 horse hatch which believe it or not is a daily driver and track car, is alot quicker than your trans am. So V8's arent the greatest...........

^^^ Rofl!!!

Ok kids, I have the winner right here. Just read...
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=216276

Well a 500 horse with a 300 shot would put you about 800 horse, Well my friend has a civic hatchback that push's just about 800 horse and the car does weigh ALOT lighter than a Trans Am by about 1,700 lbs or so so there for its power to weight ratio is ALOT better and his 1/4 is a 8.8 on full slicks. Now there is alot of other imports that have 500 horse or little bit more and they pull 9's so see the trans am with its 383 stroker isnt all that great.

Now when your trying to go 4 seconds in the 1/4 well yeah then your going to have to go V8 but were not talking about going top fuel here lmao but when it comes to both daily drivers/track cars like my friends 800 horse hatch which believe it or not is a daily driver and track car, is alot quicker than your trans am. So V8's arent the greatest...........
I am sure that most of the HP depends a lot on how many stickers are on it!

This one better win :D

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=130807&highlight=yacht

OK

I am back.

I took a few days to catch up with paperwork here at the company.

Here we go. All posts are in...

Winner will be announced by COB today (my time).

Your late Mark :lol2:

Oh its not that big of a deal, everyone knows that I won.. :p

And the winner is:

(pause for effect)

Dayna and Mogg. Damn. That means I have to buy another box of cookies.

My esteemed jusdges and I (meaning me and a bunch of my drunk friends), were torn over the 450 foot yacht and the Rap. Both posts showed ususual signs of stupidity, and clearly showed the bottom of the barrel.

Now, I need both the winners AND the losers (yeah, that makes 4 boxes of cookies and 4 boxes of pocky) to PM me their address for shipment.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get pictures of my car for the "car photo contest" above.

4. No posts may be attributed to banned former members. They are gone, let them stay gone.


BOOO, I want a recount.


moggs was banned and dayna has boobs, BOOOO unfair!!!



:grinno:j/k i guess next time i'll have to try harder...




edit: i don't mean that moggs himself is banned i meant the threadstarter of his winning entry, i thought that was against the rules? seemed a little unclear the way i wrote it.

Wait, was it worst post or stupidest post? :screwy:

How about this one?

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=211578

WOO WOO I won :sunglasse

moggs was banned

He was not banned at the time