sick to death! PORSCHE BOXSTER DRIVERS READ!

[boxsterspeed]

If anyone has a boxster then you will agree! I am sick to death of fags in skylines, lancer evo, sub wrx, and the rest of the boy racers riding my tail. Anyone who thinks you can push a porshe into race your a jerk. However! a few times i get annoyed and take off i gain ground quick and hold it, WHO THE HELL! said a wrx or skyline can keep up with a boxster? NOW WAY! i have a 98 boxster 2.5 and its dam quick. Anyone who says they would like a wrx, or skyline or lancer evo over a boxster your mad or unemployed. You need to be in a boxster on a red hot day speeding though them county roads with the cd player on YOU CANT BEAT IT. I have never seen a wrx beat any boxster, your dump valve gives a kick but what you got after that??? nothing.

I was behind a P1 last monday as he cut me off at the junction and the tosser tried to lose me he was in for a shock as i was about 1 inch of his ass and the tosser pulled in the left lane so i gunned it past him, whats the score with the P1 ITS FAST on paper but so is a boxster. Its still looks like an escort crached though halfords window! yer you say you can beef up a car but then you can do the same with a boxster.

Stop comparing your little wanna be cars with a porsche and next time you see a boxster get outa the way and show some porsche respect. I have had mine for nearly 2 years and those red calipers make by black machine look fantastic i wouldnt trade it for the world, when your behind ANY car the driver or passanger cant take his eyes off you in a boxster, not to mention the kids faces pressed against the back window.

boxster rules! why choose anything else!

I have a black boxster and black windows it looks sweet! Love the engine tune nice to hold it at speed, awsome!

if you slag a boxster off its because you havent got one!

[Steel]

Hmm... I thing i'd choose a hopped up FC over a boxster, but to each his own

[Oz]

Most people who can (legally) afford a Porsche Boxter have grown up a little more than you my friend. In terms of level headedness and maturity, there is something distinctly lacking.

Most people in the cars you mention are simply having a bit of a run and a bit of fun with you. Learn to enjoy the thrill of the chase! I had a Corolla Sportivo gun past me today so we both got a bit silly and were pulling around 170km/h in and out of traffic. All in good fun - no malice.

[jon@af]

Originally Posted by boxsterspeed

Stop comparing your little wanna be cars with a porsche and next time you see a boxster get outa the way and show some porsche respect. I have had mine for nearly 2 years and those red calipers make by black machine look fantastic i wouldnt trade it for the world, when your behind ANY car the driver or passanger cant take his eyes off you in a boxster, not to mention the kids faces pressed against the back window.

boxster rules! why choose anything else!

I have a black boxster and black windows it looks sweet! Love the engine tune nice to hold it at speed, awsome!

if you slag a boxster off its because you havent got one!

My my, someone needs to get over himself

[chicago_guy]

I'm sorry to tell you this, but a normal 2.5 Boxster isn't all that fast. Don't get me wrong, it's a nice car and all. It sounds to me like you think that just because you have a porsche that you can beat any other car on the road and that you are better than everybody else. Get over yourself man. My stepdad has a 2000 boxster s, and we always get a kick out of seeing people flooring it off the line at a stop light when they are next to us.

[asterox]

This reminds me of when a friend and I saw some nerdy looking dude in a late 80's porsche, with a date, stuck in the snow outside a movie theater.

He had no clue what to do so he just kept spinning his tires. We laughed all the way to ticket counter.

[ToyTundra]

Originally Posted by chicago_guy

...and we always get a kick out of seeing people flooring it off the line at a stop light when they are next to us.

That's me whenever i have my dad's v6 camry. My Tundra just isn't fast enough to try

[Toksin]

And now, for my impression of boxsterspeed

Ahem

I'm better than you! I'm richer than you! I drive a better car than you! My car is better than yours! I'm better than you!




Quit your whining.

[Toksin]

BTW, what the fuck is a dump valve?

[GTR2b]

Um, first off...

- Don't go off the handle bragging about owning a Porsche when you own the cheapest, slowest one they make. You don't hear people with 318i's spouting off about how great BMW's are do you?

- I used to work for Microsoft in Redmond, WA and every balding, middle-aged, mid-life crisis loser drove one and I am sick of looking at them (as well as base-model Carreras).

- Grow up, you're car isn't that expensive, isn't that fast, isn't that nice, is not in the slightest way exotic and most Porsche clubs I used to race with would laugh at a little punk like you.

Sorry for being the Big @$$hole on this thread but people like you piss me off.

Cheers!

[Ssom]

Originally Posted by Oz

Most people who can (legally) afford a Porsche Boxter have grown up a little more than you my friend. In terms of level headedness and maturity, there is something distinctly lacking.

Most people in the cars you mention are simply having a bit of a run and a bit of fun with you. Learn to enjoy the thrill of the chase! I had a Corolla Sportivo gun past me today so we both got a bit silly and were pulling around 170km/h in and out of traffic. All in good fun - no malice.

You talk about level headedness and maturity??? And then go on to brag about weaving in and out of traffic at 170 km/h???? Doesn't that sound a little hypocritical to you.

SEriously it is stupid people like you and Corolla Sportivo boy who are making it impossible for me to own anything decent, or even getting insurance on a performance car I intend to drive within legal limits. Have you ever seen the results of a 100mph+ impact, it's allright if you perish, you chose to take the risk, it is the ramification of your bad choice, but ever thought of the people you might collect???

Holy Bejesus Oz, I would have thought you more mature than that, but now you are just like every other over confident late-teen driver out there.

Boxster boy You sound like most other Porsche owners out there, for the love of god get over youerself, while the Impreza isn't a true sports car like a Boxster, it will dish a 2.5 Boxster a hiding, easily. Just for gods sake.....



Keep it on the god damn track ladies!!!!

[Oz]

Hey Moss,
Kiss my ass. If I thought things were getting out of hand and anyone was in danger, I know exactly how to slow the fuck down. The fact was it was one of Sydney's very few brilliant pieces of road and there was only 1 other car anywhere in site. Alright bud.

[Fearless Racer]

Originally Posted by GTR2b

- Don't go off the handle bragging about owning a Porsche when you own the cheapest, slowest one they make. You don't hear people with 318i's spouting off about how great BMW's are do you?

That would be like me saying one of my Supras could beat a damn Ferrari F50. That would've never happened.

Originally Posted by GTR2b

- I used to work for Microsoft in Redmond, WA and every balding, middle-aged, mid-life crisis loser drove one and I am sick of looking at them (as well as base-model Carreras).

In FL, almost every old person has anything from a Vette to a Mercedes to a Hummer(why? They can barely see over the wheel! ).

Originally Posted by GTR2b

- Grow up, you're car isn't that expensive, isn't that fast, isn't that nice, is not in the slightest way exotic and most Porsche clubs I used to race with would laugh at a little punk like you.

Come to FL and and get laughed at by this club: Modern Mustangs of Sarasota(all members between 30 to 57). Not only will they laugh at you, They'll leave you sitting in a pile of dust.

[quarter_mile]

Originally Posted by boxsterspeed

You need to be in a boxster on a red hot day speeding though them county roads with the cd player on YOU CANT BEAT IT

yes, i'm sure you cd player gives your car a 500hp boost, n00b

if you slag a boxster off its because you havent got one!

or maybe we don't want one, because of newbs like you acting like you got the fastest car on the planet.

News Flash! noone likes your car!



and what is your obsession with your own car?
its obvious the 'kids' driving the lancers and skylines are just looking for some fun, and if ur pissed off, then complain.

This is stress release, u released stress for about 2 seconds before beginning bragging about your car.

It isn't much of an exotic anyway, i'll become a rice-boy and own you:finger:

[dayna240sx]

Originally Posted by boxsterspeed

I have never seen a wrx beat any boxster, your dump valve gives a kick but what you got after that??? nothing.

Lets see here

1998 Boxter 0-60 = 6.2 sec. 1/4 mile = 14.8

2003 WRX 0-60 = 5.4 sec. 1/4 mile = 14.1


FUCK YOU