Stolen Emblems

[barnabasbear]

Why do people steal the emblems off of my Honda?
Whats going on?

[Sindonesia]

Because they are a bunch of low lifes.

[blasian_man]

if youre tired of ppl stealing you emblems get a maxima (89-94) mine doesn't have emblems

[AShadySwashbuckler]

Deleting my messages of greatness! Anyway it goes something like this.....

"The reason people steel your emblems is YOU do not deserve to have them. Wake up and live your life, you don't need the stupid Honda emblem, any one eyed pirate can tell your car is a piece of immobile shit. Racing your "fixed-up" cars is anticlimantic at best, sure the competition may be there but you might as well be racing mini-vans, because either way you lose. You just wasted your time and money, way to go."
A Shady Swashbukler

[Masta]

wtf lol that's stupid that people would steal your emblem.

[SiGNAL748]

maybe they figured you were gonna take them off anyway?

[Prelewd]

Originally Posted by AShadySwashbuckler

Deleting my messages of greatness! Anyway it goes something like this.....

"The reason people steel your emblems is YOU do not deserve to have them. Wake up and live your life, you don't need the stupid Honda emblem, any one eyed pirate can tell your car is a piece of immobile shit. Racing your "fixed-up" cars is anticlimantic at best, sure the competition may be there but you might as well be racing mini-vans, because either way you lose. You just wasted your time and money, way to go."
A Shady Swashbukler

My honda is faster than your pirate ship.

Just don't have emblems. Fill the holes. Your car looks better like that anyway.

[AShadySwashbuckler]

I don't know about that "Prelewd"....
The other day I was in my Pirate ship, along the Northern Coasts of California (go Arnold!) and along pulls this Civic. The guy was giving me the stink eye and revving his engine, challenging me to a race. He yelled out "San Francisco!" then he burned rubber and I unfurled the sails and away we went; bound for San Francisco. His craggy Kumho tires just spun and spun furiously, and I was whipping through the waves beating the crap out of his Civic with an obsolete Japanese blender motor as an engine (most Honda's have a blender, some higher grade ones have an old lawnmower one). Suddenly his tires miraculously gripped the road and he took off with the speed of a snail on crack, I was already at flank speed and could hardly make out his car which I recognized due to his carbon fiber sticker and flame decals. He was gaining on my ship (about 31 knots) slightly when the road got very twisty. At the first turn he slammed on his hand brake and made the perilous turn. Again, the tires failed him and his blender was struggling to grip the road and when it I could hear the engine switch from "chop" to "Liquefy". I was just starting to make out the details of his car, another sharp turn in the road. This time he couldn't handle it and flew off the road and into the sea (my domain). The civic did float for a time until the cardboard body got water logged and sunk. He was attempting to swim to shore but out of mercy I picked him from the waves. He was going on and on about how his car didn't fail, the road did. I laughed like the pirate I am and we set sail. The Civic owner was concerned when we lost sight of land for a few weeks but civic owners aren't that smart so when we reached Secret Pirate Island (aka Hong Kong) and was sold for a few specks of gold. I also sold a few pillowcases of emblems and bought some rice with the booty (not the black kind, the pirate kind, keep up!) My recent ports of call include: Tokalau, Midway, Hilo and Monterey. Bring it Honda owners, then you can earn some money for me working in HK. I am better then owning a blender.
AShadySwashbuckler

[Prelewd]

Originally Posted by AShadySwashbuckler

I don't know about that "Prelewd"....
The other day I was in my Pirate ship, along the Northern Coasts of California (go Arnold!) and along pulls this Civic. The guy was giving me the stink eye and revving his engine, challenging me to a race. He yelled out "San Francisco!" then he burned rubber and I unfurled the sails and away we went; bound for San Francisco. His craggy Kumho tires just spun and spun furiously, and I was whipping through the waves beating the crap out of his Civic with an obsolete Japanese blender motor as an engine (most Honda's have a blender, some higher grade ones have an old lawnmower one). Suddenly his tires miraculously gripped the road and he took off with the speed of a snail on crack, I was already at flank speed and could hardly make out his car which I recognized due to his carbon fiber sticker and flame decals. He was gaining on my ship (about 31 knots) slightly when the road got very twisty. At the first turn he slammed on his hand brake and made the perilous turn. Again, the tires failed him and his blender was struggling to grip the road and when it I could hear the engine switch from "chop" to "Liquefy". I was just starting to make out the details of his car, another sharp turn in the road. This time he couldn't handle it and flew off the road and into the sea (my domain). The civic did float for a time until the cardboard body got water logged and sunk. He was attempting to swim to shore but out of mercy I picked him from the waves. He was going on and on about how his car didn't fail, the road did. I laughed like the pirate I am and we set sail. The Civic owner was concerned when we lost sight of land for a few weeks but civic owners aren't that smart so when we reached Secret Pirate Island (aka Hong Kong) and was sold for a few specks of gold. I also sold a few pillowcases of emblems and bought some rice with the booty (not the black kind, the pirate kind, keep up!) My recent ports of call include: Tokalau, Midway, Hilo and Monterey. Bring it Honda owners, then you can earn some money for me working in HK. I am better then owning a blender.
AShadySwashbuckler

That's funny. Har-dee-har-har.

[AShadySwashbuckler]

Originally Posted by Sindonesia

Because they are a bunch of low lifes.

Hey it's lowlifes not "low lifes" get it right if your going to insult someone at the least do it with proper style. Even a Pirate knows English... Do you?
AShadySwashbuckler

[Prelewd]

Originally Posted by AShadySwashbuckler

Hey it's lowlifes not "low lifes" get it right if your going to insult someone at the least do it with proper style. Even a Pirate knows English... Do you?
AShadySwashbuckler

You sure are a picky ass pirate.


Find the mistake in that one.. I'll give you a clue, it's missing a hyphen.

[SiGNAL748]

this thread has become quite interesting..

[AShadySwashbuckler]

Originally Posted by Prelewd

You sure are a picky ass pirate.


Find the mistake in that one.. I'll give you a clue, it's missing a hyphen.

Should be picky-ass pirate. Oh I filled yet another pillowcase and am on my way back to Secret Pirate Island with another defeated Honda owner.
AShadySwashbuckler

[Masta]

rofl yes indeed, this thread did become interesting

[AShadySwashbuckler]

I was in docked at Secret Pirate Island unloading my "semiprecious" cargo of pillowcases upon pillowcases of emblems when it one of my main buyers of these so called liberated items asked an intriguing question. He asked my if I had any of those "type R" stickers that most cars seem to have nowadays, I pondered on why it had never occurred to me to just peel them off and sell them to the hardworking (and decent paying) people of Hong Kong who know better then to buy "Official" and overpriced emblems and stickers from "Official Dealers". Then Mr. "Woo" (obvious reasons) asked me when I would have some stickers available. We engaged in a conversation in broken English and broken Chinese on my part, I asked him why he wanted the "type R" stickers so bad. The answer was simple, "It is the next best thing to actual speed." and that said it all. Beware "type R" sticker owners, I'm in the market.....

Stickers that replace speed that's just great,
A Shady Swashbuckler