funniest quotes from 240sx forums

Originally posted by S13_Iketani
is it national stupid question day in the 240SX forum? first we have a guy asking if it's ok to turbo-charge his future RB26DETT, then we have a guy saying he's going to turbo-charge his SR20DET, and then this. closed.



i just hafta say this one rocks. hahaha (originally from "where can i find 97 jdm tailights" thread)

Originally posted by wide-body silvia

i swaped a rb26dett into s14 and i was thinking about turboing it, i just wanted to know what turbo i should use?


i didnt know weather to laugh or get pissed off..

oh well:bigthumb:

Originally posted by TheLogikal1
funniest quotes from 240sx forums
I believe the correct term you are seeking for is a"quotation". "Quote" is a verb. ;)

According to MeriamWebster's Dictionary, and Lycos Online Dictionary, quote is both a verb and noun. It says "a quotation" or "see quotation", and it's listed as noun.

Originally posted by Zeldakid


ME ! is drving bery hard in moutain, then me cee Big Foot, he is real .. and me turn to not hit him... i fly off the moutain .. i jump out nd use me prashouter, me car die .. :(

I FOUND THIS FUNNY

Ah yes..and who could forget about the "Coidgrs"...

:lol:

Originally posted by $ilverbullet

I believe the correct term you are seeking for is a"quotation". "Quote" is a verb. ;)


dont look at me, im not a mad and its too late to change it.

yall just hafta deal with my bad grammar:thefinger


sorry

Originally posted by Dorikin
no I dont Really think Its easy to CompltEly fit Both R32
On to the R32 rear end unless You custom fab. alot of stuff

R34 taillights on an s13! this guy had mucho dinero for that! But dorikin had to throw in his last two cents! I just had to put it in!

Originally posted by Chlatboy
Originally posted by Dorikin
no I dont Really think Its easy to CompltEly fit Both R32
On to the R32 rear end unless You custom fab. alot of stuff

R34 taillights on an s13! this guy had mucho dinero for that! But dorikin had to throw in his last two cents! I just had to put it in!

i saw that post but that statement didn't make sense other than it spelled out RICE BOY

Chlatboy isnt making any sense PERIOD.

HAHAHA ghost thats a new one nice nice :lol:

nice pic :bigthumb:

Damnit!! Stop hatin on me cuz im new to the forums! hahaha! Yes im a newbie! Give me time!

made sense to me, the original quote said it was hard to fit both r32 tailights on AN R32.

Obviosly the person meant 240sx (on the second r32). :bloated:

Originally posted by Corupt_govt
Your also adding downforce, how many F1 cars do you see without wings?



Sorry I thought this was hella funny people trying to justify ugly wings.

"Probe GT rules any Nissan"

THAT PROBE CAN KISS MY ASS WHEN HES LAFT IN THE DUST OF MY 97 240!!!:loser: :thefinger :gives: :flipa:

"Where can I get S15 lights"
"How much will it cost to fully mod a sil-80"
"How can I drift"
"Are 240s good for drifting"

Originally posted by ThaLegend
Ive been thinking about converting my 240sx to FWD

almost as dumb as dumbass dawg

It was clearly a JOKE! so if you want to bash it go ahead, but dont bash me Logikal...

Originally posted by ThaLegend
It was clearly a JOKE! so if you want to bash it go ahead, but dont bash me Logikal...

suuuure...joke....thats what they all say....

hahaha

joke or not, that was funny as hell:bigthumb:

Originally posted by TheLogikal1


suuuure...joke....thats what they all say....

hahaha

joke or not, that was funny as hell:bigthumb: Dude I dont know whether to get mad or just blow you off as an "Idiot"...

Originally posted by ThaLegend
Dude I dont know whether to get mad or just blow you off as an "Idiot"...

ACTUALLY UR THE IDIOT FOR TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.....UNLESS UR JOKING THIS TIME TOO:biggrin2:

:lol: :lol: :cwm27:

hahahaha funnie thread..

:icon16:

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from TheLogikal1

about the dyno graph about http://www.az240sx.org/albums2/phoenixR34s-album/t66_240sx.sized.jpg saying that the car dyno'd wasn't a 240sx when he didn't read the whole paper.

"i hope that the graph you posted wasnt your "experiance". cause if you read it, thats from a porsche.

turbos react diffrently to diffrent cars. the 240 is only a 4 cylinder. a porsche isnt. think about it"

think about it...

Originally posted by S13_Iketani


supposed to be a humor thread, but it wasn't even funny. next time, try harder, hmm?


hahaha, it sucks to be made fun of by a mod

bah that dyno chart could be true though....

some cities don't have dyno's like gas stations and maybe he took it to a porsche shop just to have it dyno'd..... wouldn't be the first time something like that has happened.

Originally posted by TheLogikal1


hahaha, it sucks to be made fun of by a mod Really... I am being made fun of...??? :bloated: :angryfire

Originally posted by SR20DETpower
bah that dyno chart could be true though....

some cities don't have dyno's like gas stations and maybe he took it to a porsche shop just to have it dyno'd..... wouldn't be the first time something like that has happened.

Word, the only places around here that have dynos are a Mazda, Porsche, BMW and a Honda shop

Hell there are NO Nissan shops around here

this post was quite humorous



Originally posted by old_s13
I dont see what the point is of having large images as signatures tagged on after EVERY message that people post? Am I the only one who finds this annoying? Its one thing to have an avatar underneath someone's name, but to have a bigass picture or signature WASTING space every time someone decides to post is kind of obnoxious.

Its too bad there isnt a setting to turn that off. Every time MYNISMO posts I see a retarded version of my car.. its upsetting.. haha

I think the only picture I enjoy seeing is Iketani's Black Pontiac "go car go" or whatever car that is! hehe..

I still remember SR20DETpower's old sig.It was fawkin huge took forever to scroll down.It really pissed Mike off but I thought it was funny.

His car does 0wn j00rs Menismo.You ever seen his gauges how they light up at night?Beautiful...

eastbear is correct. the page is "east-bear.co.jp"
heres one more for the list


Originally posted by Dorikin

4. I do mean kids. Youve only seen 1 AE86 cuz you in TULSA OKOLAHOMA!

Originally posted by Twyzz
I wish my cat was a skyline.

Oh my god, this has to be one of the most entertaining threads I have ever read. That quote in Dorikin's sig from old_s13 is one of the most funny and true things I've seen. S13 front end conversions would be great, so would Skylines, but then some ricer has to go and stick vinyl stickers and Boeing wings on them then go claim 500hp from their SR20DET that they converted to forced induction:icon16: :thefinger . Congrats to all who agree!

Too bad he got banned :(

Your cool for a Honda owner :)

My dad worked for them for

It's actually my dad's car, but I've taught him alot about the whole JDM thing, so we might do some stuff to it. I'm only thirteen.:eek: :rolleyes: I'm planning on buying a 240SX and doing the whole S13 Silvia conversion on it. Too bad it's getting played out.:smile: Glad to find some people who feel the same way as me for once.:smile:

I see myself in you very much.

Im quite young(slightly older than you), but Ive grown up with JDM stuff, the food, the magazines, the cars(my dad had a couple RHD Hondas when he worked there).

This stuff isnt played out yet, but its getting there. Honestly, by the time you get a car, and license, it will be like Hondas are.

I know I usually say, get a Civic, or a 5.0 to ricers, but i honestly think you will want/be better off with another car by the time you can drive. PM me and we can chat.

Originally posted by Dorikin
I see myself in you very much.

Im quite young(slightly older than you), but Ive grown up with JDM stuff, the food, the magazines, the cars(my dad had a couple RHD Hondas when he worked there).

This stuff isnt played out yet, but its getting there. Honestly, by the time you get a car, and license, it will be like Hondas are.

I know I usually say, get a Civic, or a 5.0 to ricers, but i honestly think you will want/be better off with another car by the time you can drive. PM me and we can chat.

who fucking cares if it's played out? if you were a real 240SX enthusiast, you wouldn't CARE, like i do! i don't CARE how played out 240's and SR's will get, i'll still be building one. i don't care if they reach the level of Honda's (which they won't, nothing will ever equal that and there simply aren't enough 240's on the road to do that, plus they're old and require alot of maint. that ricers aren't willing to put up with), i'll still love them and cherish mine because I like it, and that's all that matters.

Originally posted by S13_Iketani


who fucking cares if it's played out? if you were a real 240SX enthusiast, you wouldn't CARE, like i do! i don't CARE how played out 240's and SR's will get, i'll still be building one. i don't care if they reach the level of Honda's (which they won't, nothing will ever equal that and there simply aren't enough 240's on the road to do that, plus they're old and require alot of maint. that ricers aren't willing to put up with), i'll still love them and cherish mine because I like it, and that's all that matters.

Not a real enthusiast? Listen, Ive known about these cars arguably as long as you, if not more.

I think your sinking to MY level here. Shouldnt a mod refrain from personal attacks?

Seems like you enjoy dissing me up on AF, cause you cant in real life...

Originally posted by Dorikin


Not a real enthusiast? Listen, Ive known about these cars arguably as long as you, if not more.

I think your sinking to MY level here. Shouldnt a mod refrain from personal attacks?

Seems like you enjoy dissing me up on AF, cause you cant in real life...

a) what i said was not a personal attack. i was simply pointing out the fact that if you're a true enthusiast, you wouldn't CARE about the "trends" and whether or not they affect your love of a certain car or not. i know personally, i don't give a rat's ass about how big 240SX's get, i'll still love them and own at least one.

b) AF is real life. it's not "make believe". since when have i been "dissing you up" on AF? this wasn't a personal attack, and i can't think of any other instances...:dunno: PM me if you can think of anything, because we're whoring up a good thread with our pointless bickering. and "can't in real life"? that's because i have no reason to. you're my friend. here, i'm merely commenting on something you said, which you have to expect on a public message board. if i ever had beef with you in person, believe me, you'd hear about it.

"i'll do that chick anyway she wants me to. on top of the car, in the car, anyways she is freakin hot. i'll do the car too." - tatII

Originally posted by ghostchild316
His car does 0wn j00rs Menismo.You ever seen his gauges how they light up at night?Beautiful...
that's called rice :icon16: i think i would take him in the 1/4mi. well now he has a stick so maybe not :bloated:

im currently changing all my gauges to red also, they look kickass. i dont have any aftermarket gauges though, since i have an n/a. talk about rice, olds13 was all about rice with his damn lighting techniques.

Actually, old_S13 uses LED technology, which is more efficient and safer than standard bulbs.

It seems rice, but the technology behind it is interesting.

interesting... but rice :biggrin:

Hey man mike is as far away from rice as you can get!! His custom LED lights are made with joy and love of quality stuff. If your saying his lights are as good as some APC piece of crapz!! I might be forced to go give you a virtual slap across the head!!!:comprage1

funny quotes to funny arugment that happens quite often here then again what do i know i drive a honda. :iceslolan

i just want to see if my sig works. :tongue:

Originally posted by VTECoDeloSol
i heard dat the s15 motor is vtec. is dis true???:confused:

I had to contribute some too you know!!!

You guys want comedy. Look at the sr20vs.rb25 thread.

"I swapped my own RB26 by myself and im 16"

Originally posted by Corupt_govt
i just want to see if my sig works. :tongue:

what a dumb f*****g thing from a dumb@ss individual, I vote for that to be the funniest quote on the 240sx forum.


:1: :owned:

Got some:

Originally posted by tokar400
Dorikin you own me.

HAHA! He sure does!

Originally posted by Dorikin
Hah I talk to meggala often hes a pimp

R32 w.SR20, Cefiro and 2 Glorias...in addition to my R34 VTEC LS1 Quad turbo :cool:


Originally posted by DIRTYDAWGS
THAT PROBE CAN KISS MY ASS WHEN HES LAFT IN THE DUST OF MY 97 240!!!:loser: :thefinger :gives: :flipa:

Noooooooooo, dirtydawgs. Why must you ALWAYS type in caps you bastard!

Originally posted by tokar400
ok...... Darikin OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, i tried to keep this huge lie up because i wanted to get more posts to not be a af newbie.... well youve got me. i dont own a 240 but i do have a 300zxtt i dont know if all of you are gonna lose respect for me or whatever i just wanted to get more posts up, because if you put up a big lie people are gonna wanna figure it out and obiously you did...................DRNIKIN OWNZ ME!!!!! DARIKIN OWNZ ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! add me to your ownage list!!!!........i got nothing else to say on this subject.

Its official...I 0wnz0r b1tch3z

Let this be a lesson to potential liars...I will find you out, and with the help of people in your area, hunt you down and destroy your credibility

damn that model is low, looks like it has airbags or something, looks like an old lowrider lol....

Originally posted by Dorikin
You guys want comedy. Look at the sr20vs.rb25 thread.

"I swapped my own RB26 by myself and im 16"

Who cares it is not an age thing it an intelligence thing. You may have grew up around cars with your dad and shit which is cool. Props to you. :bigthumb:

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Originally posted by Corupt_govt
i just want to see if my sig works.
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originally posted by sr20detpower
what a dumb f*****g thing from a dumb@ss individual, I vote for that to be the funniest quote on the 240sx forum.
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Obviosly sr20detpower doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm or irony, I'm sure his feeble mind will not find this quote to be amusing.
:flipa:

why don't you take your 10 year old stupid ass out of here



CAUSE YOUR A :newbie:

Originally posted by Frostbyte


Who cares it is not an age thing it an intelligence thing. You may have grew up around cars with your dad and shit which is cool. Props to you. :bigthumb:

Dude, you obviously dont understand how complex an RB26 swap is...

original qoute by sr20detpower:
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why don't you take your 10 year old stupid ass out of here

your a :newbie:
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Told you he wouldn't find it amusing, btw im 19.

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarted."

You sir, have just been :owned:

Sorry, the benchmark for ownages has been raised as of today-see my sig.

I tip my hat to Dorikin, the ownage king. :rofl: