funniest quotes from 240sx forums

haha i think its funny that chuki just quted me by doing the exaxt thing my quate was talking about hahaa thats great and ironic and i dunno thats a bunch of funny and many other things that i cant put into words now

I'm a dumbass



i think thats the best one so far

i think im going to sit out side the theater and walk w/ the crowds when the movie (f+f3) is over and see how many people say "man im going to learn how to drift now" of soemthing to that affect. then i can punch them in the face. and when i get arrested i will claim that im just trying to save lives

I loved this one so much i put it in my sig haha.

go back to work, the line in the drive thru is stacking up.
hehe

"id have a 240 limo that had a dragster engine for the straightline races, some sweet street raceing engine for the turns, then jets for the saltflats. Of course it would all be on 26 inch spinners and ho's would be popping out the sunroofs with bottles of crystaL wearing close to nothing. Then id have sweet artillery guns for when 50 cent and the g-unit crew realizes they suck at rap and are overly mainstream douche bags, and become super jealous of my one of a kind hood cruiser that is invincible to all drive-by's.

DDDDDDDDD Douche-unit!!! Reprozent biatches ho killa hood king hardcore.

i forgot to add the super cool jdm carbon fiber wing, and vtec."

-chuki breath


just found this one in an old thread in off topic and thought it was funny as hell :rofl:

only you would give the idea of uploading a dvd via a porn site.

ahahah

^^the funniest part about that is i was talking to you aahahahaha. that was a funny convo

if its raining my windows are up and my ac is on, cold outside+ cold inside = no fog lol you been sniffing too much car wax there

ahah

yeah yeah REAL FUNNY lol

It's ok zaid we all have our moments lol you'll get me one day

make sure you give me a straw you stupid fucker.

aahah

haha i was gonna put that one in but you beat me to it... im still laughing about that and i read the post like 2 hours ago

lol i hope i run into her someday with my 240 when its done an built. I hope she says, "omg ryan, its been a while. Holy shit is that your 240, bang me now". But i doubt that happens.

ahah more chuki breath hopes and dreams lol

haha

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges! VAMINOS!!

classic

lol i kind of remembered that limo 240 one. I was like this sounds familiar, then it was me lol. That was a long time ago if i remember correctly.

and yea that other one is a hope and dream lol. That girl is banging. I hope she still is, its been a few years so who knows. I hate when i run into a hot girl from highschool and she looks nasty now. But then there's those girls who were "ok" that look fucking amazing. Its kind of weird. Some you cant believe its them....and iv only been out for 3 years. Fellas be nice to the decent ones, TRUST ME lol. The worst is when your ex-girls become super hot....wow you get pissed. Then you go for the "old times" bang lolol. Tap tap.

Then you go for the "old times" bang lolol. Tap tap.

If you didnt post that in the funny quotes thread, i would have copy and pasted it lol

EDIT: lol yea, that limo thing was funny shit... and it was a looooonnnggg time ago... i just decided to browse the 240sx pages from a long time ago and stumbled upon it

put gas in it.:licka:

ahaha that one was good...
how about this one
240SX sucks for drifting man, you need a Sentra, you can only drift with FWD cars.

Also, check your tach (in your language: the thingy that shows the RPM do-hickeys on the big thing in front of you.) If you redline at 80, maybe that's why it won't go passed it.

priceless

lol

Hey yall im selling this car because i need a turbo kit for my civic.Its a 1993 Nissan 240SX.

selling his 240sx to buy a turbo kit for his civic. notice his screenname :screwy: :shakehead

im lookin for a full complete CA18 silvia front clip or SR20 redtop silvia front clip with dashboard for my Onevia cause im doin a RHD swap cause i only ride true JDM style

had to do it