funniest quotes from 240sx forums

AWDSR20 im keeping your dream alive and not letting this thread die i have nothing to post on it but i wont let it die

I’m moved… I think there is something in my aye.

aye.. LOL Eye.!..he he he

I think there is something in my aye.

lol, thats a funny qoute..

Quote:Originally Posted by Redneck's Revenge!
And KustmAce... you gave me herpies you sack of shit!

back at the top

not from 240 forum but funny as hell anyways

I need help doing a burnout in my Sentra it never wants to break traction the specs are this:

Automatic
stock engine
1.6L

PLease tell me how to get the front wheels roasted on this damn thing

when will they come out with a smiley that embodies RICE?

the green s13? yea that shit is gay he wants a body kit that he saw on need for speed underground if i ever see that kid im gunna wear his asshole around my ankle after i stick my foot up his ass. the only neon i like are white but i only like them on certain cars. but i would rock neons if was was gay and had no dignity left. Then i would accent my windshield w/ LED washers

god i hate that PMR car

Funniest quotes from 240sx forums

oh snappage, we got it stickied!

i will take credit for PMing a mod and asking for that

just remember to keep it to 240 forums quotes.

and to help out, try and post which thread the quote came from too so we can go back and look if we want to.

how do you do that?

An advanced URL hyperlink:

GO HERE (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/misc.php?do=bbcode) and look up advanced URL hyperlinking. For the option, enter the address of the thread or the URL. Then for the value, enter the thread title.

Yeah, except he's got it set on "retard" instead of "english".

hahaha now thats funny and tyhe straw that broke the camels back

And any girls who are reading this u can drop some knowledge on us also and tell us what to do to get laid more.

lol

it took me a while to post cause i was masturbaiting.

hmmm

Sick car man.

I think everyone here loves the 3-spoke and if you dont, you got major problems.

Think your car has one the award for most masterbations on a car. Just dont let people see it in person, gonna have one hell of a car wash.


hahaha the maturbaition joke never gets old

Whoa there Christopher Reeves, don't fall off that high horse!


haha thats funny and you said that to a mod which makes it even better

damn you beat me to it. that is definitely hilarious.

have you tried yelling at it yet?

Yep, thats how redneck fixs parts...

dont insult a rednecks capacity to fix things

have you tried yelling at it yet?
hahaha, thats a funny one, well most of these are funny, but this one is extra funny :).

pavlo you gotta start reading threads before you post man

Anyways, i like to write out the abc's(upper or lower case) with my tounge on her twat.....

i just wasnt expecting that one lmfao

yes refering to cars by chassis code would make it alot simpler for us, but what about the ricers they would get all confused and write something like BNR34 on the side of their civics


That's what I'm afraid of.

haha where was that said at slide star

JDM car names

pavlo you gotta start reading threads before you post man
I am reading everything, I am just a little late and decided to say what I think of that quote. Lol now I have an image of "not reading before posting, wierd guy" on AF, lol.

hahah pavlo is the wierd guy now

not from the forum but funny nonethe less . this was said in a conversation ,on AIM, between me and nissanfanatic
not out chasing the ladies??
Fight4UrRight3: nah it is not torist season yet and im broke
Fight4UrRight3: give me 3 weeks
nissanfanatic240: lol
Fight4UrRight3: and ill be pulling more ass the michael jackson at a daycare

if i had a billion dollars id have 2 very expensive hookers every day for the rest of my life. and i would perform wonderful acts of sodomy on them. hehehe. and i would be the best drifter in the world because all i would ever do is drift and have sex w/ my 2 daily hookers

That would be fun!

the drifting or hookers?

both! duh

i hate to do it again but

LOL acctually the SXpart was a typo i ment 300ZX....i came here because their is no 300ZX froum but im sure its not far off from the 200sx so thx


iknow iknow dont yell at me for posting non 240 forum quotes
its still nissan though

where was that posted?

200sx/sentra FWD

mono are you calling me attractive? thats a little homosexual dont u think

lol. i found this whole thing pretty funny

Holly incoming KA/SR DRAMA batman!

ahh awd and your robin remarks.

OMGhi2u you have an SR20DETTTTTTT????!1??!?!?!?!!?11?

lol

Carbon only saves like 5lbs... I could save that much weight by only eating half of a baby.
werd

Guys, give him a break... He's trying to type this in between recess and nap time while his teacher is not looking...

gotta love the elementry school jokes

damn nobody posts in this thread anymore, oh well

man its not that easy what about street cred its my first car man

Im never gonna let that one down.lol

ok i admit BUT this is the first time and LAST time,

RICER!!!!!!!!

so sad to rip on myself lol

Sex? Whats that? Sorry im only 17 i dont know all of those big-kid words

i found this a lil funny.

Nice video clip assad

Johnny Mac
my67.net

Stock is wrong now??? wtf is the world coming too?

:lol: :cwm27: :lol: :cwm27: :lol: :cwm27: :lol: :cwm27: :lol: :cwm27: :lol: :cwm27: :lol:

Luckily my fwd scion handles like a pro. I took that bitch out fake wannabe fwd drifting e-brake king style around the neighborhood. It slides the rear end then the TCS kicks in and grabs like a champ and steadies it out. It handles pretty damn well id say.

and then.....


handles well...for a toaster
rofl jk

yea lol even i laughed at that one.

i dont get it..

http://common.weblogsinc.com/common/images/2230358613635661.JPG?0.6162749152008624

get it now?

wouldnt it like roll over if the rear were to come out like that?

I can't remember but I think he was talking about it in the snow, or you could do it in the rain..... I mean..... I drift the van in the rain

wouldnt it like roll over if the rear were to come out like that?


you dont drive much do you.......roll over lol. You should see people who track them lol its funny as shit.

i drove a mail jeep, RHD and i thought i was gonna die. The thing cant take corners worth anything lol

My corolla was definitely "meant" to be fast. It was destined. One way or another, im going to make it fast. A friend of mine said that an AEM intake will add at least 50 horsepower to the wheels, so i might just do that. Maybe get some bigger injectors, because more fuel means more powowowower!!!! And as far as racing on public roads, that is because I have become desensitized to what is wrong and my morals have been skewed by video games such as Need for Speed Underground and Tokyo Extreme Racing. If I ever happen to kill someone or get in a wreck where the primary cause was street racing, I am going to blame it on video games and sue them so I will actually come out better off after the crash than before.


:lol: :screwy:

I really hope that was meant to be a "ricer moment"

oh and I wanted to throw these in here

Originally Posted By NiSmO_zt
stay away from anything that says "invader" or "terminator" on it, these products are morally wrong, and make you a bad person.

Originally Posted by nissanfanatic
this place is as dry as Ethiopian poon when it comes to performance vehicles

this one is good(posted before, same page)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuki_breath
Luckily my fwd scion handles like a pro. I took that bitch out fake wannabe fwd drifting e-brake king style around the neighborhood. It slides the rear end then the TCS kicks in and grabs like a champ and steadies it out. It handles pretty damn well id say.


and then.....



Quote:
Originally Posted by slideways...
handles well...for a toaster
rofl jk

this makes it ace:


i dont get it..


http://common.weblogsinc.com/common/images/2230358613635661.JPG?0.6162749152008624

get it now?


ha ah ahaa!!!

dude did u just post something that was said in the funniest quotes forum on the funniest quotes forum 0on the same page as it was said?

dude did u just post something that was said in the funniest quotes forum on the funniest quotes forum 0on the same page as it was said?


yes so did i, because this is a funny quote lololooololololololol

yo dawg fcuk that ish yo.. limp ova to tha junk yad and jack a jdm tyte rb42ddeettt WORD TO BIG BIRD *crosses arms and poses*

This is by D-Bo i think it deserves an honorable mention haha