funniest quotes from 240sx forums

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO!


read my words and heed them. you are FUCKING lucky that i gave you a second chance here. you were on track with your first post saying you were going to refrain from saying anything more, but then you just went right ahead in the next one and called him gay and said he gave oral to men. THIS RIGHT HERE is your LAST CHANCE PERIOD!



sorry brian, dont ban me, but i cant help it

:lol2: :lol: :cwm27:

I want to know what is a good rearend for a 95-96 240 sx to handle an RB25DETT, I think I will be pushing around the 500 hp range.


lol brian is my only white friend. :icon16: :rofl:

i laughed my ass off when i read this quote from the auto magic to manual thread.

the flywheel is around 22 lbs I believe but good guess at 300, really close

stealthj brought this to my attention

my mom owns a Dodge Caravan 93',the LE,it has a 3.3 V6.I want to know if theres any good cai or just a good filter out there for it and as good exhaust to get some xtra hp.yo thanx,and sorry cause yall might think this is a stupid question,but im new to this domestic car crap.

lol look at all of these

s13 iketani-"i'm not sure if any of you have appealed to have stealthj banned yet. i have not checked the moderators forum yet to see if he was already banned, but if he hasn't been, then rest assured he will be. that little prick has done enough damage and it's time for it to stop. i kept giving him more chances because most of the time, he is a contributing member, but he steps over his boundaries way too often these days, trying to tell me what to do and thinking he can flame anyone anytime. well, he's about to learn the hard way that that kind of shit doesn't fly."

mynismo- "thanks for banning stealth, he was a worthless little shit"

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lol rememer this whole thread
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146056

LoL stealth, you one funny man.

hahahaha... i know its an old thread, but this need to be on there

Hey I happen to have a PHD in wanking thank you very much brian.

this definitley needs to keep going. we've had some funny ones recently.

hahahaha... i know its an old thread, but this need to be on there
LOL that was good wasn't it?
funny part is IRL like i never do i'm 100% womanizer.
Anything for a joke :evillol:

never do PCP and build a car



BWahahah I actually laughed hard as hell at that for some reason. :lol2:

Im rick james bitch

Funniest quote EVAR

oh faq man what the faq i'm going to faq a hooker


this was so retarded it was hilarious


thats like 50 quotes frm ace so far

thats just being a complete asshole shithead who can't drive right


now we know why the ricer wants a sr20det, to be cool with a JDM Tyte yo liscense plate and a BOV to go around and let it make noises so he thinks he impresses people and to scare little kids for fun

LMFAO what a god damn loser sorry ban me if you must, but this kid is a fucking punk






SR20DETpower to MyNismoRicer

oh wait is it wrong to use your own quotes?
:grinno:

you doubt me....thats your first mistake

Hilarious. Sounds like a quote from FF3.

then wat are those sr20dets?

Ignorance is alwayse funny.

Scenes how this thread has been revived, I think we should start a list of unoriginal names on here. Feel free to add to the list I start.

Logik23
240fanatic

is my name unoriginal

17x7

hahahahaha those dimensions suck!!

theyre for ricerSSS!!!

are you a ricer?!?!?


ahahaha...wait a sec....those are the dimensions on my wheels....

lol

Wow that is funny how some kid stated that he swaped rb26dett in his 240 by himself and said that in ukraine u can drive starting 12, BS I m ukrainian and there u can drive starting 18 which really suks a nut.

LMAO there are a lot of 12 year olds on the internet with 240sx's and rb26dett motors


funny ain't it

i am hrere and i ma a little drunk rught now. i think ime getting close to all the letter on the kyeboiard so i wont try to correct ita all. we fisnhished off a bottle cirwn royal and another bottle of that.l then a bottle of amorreta?o oir something? i still have like halff of a bottle of absinnht left in the fordm room refrigdertator., my romate loacked me out of my room so i hafd to go getg the kye key from him bcaujese i lockede mine in th room. i am in 222 he is in 130 right now eiting mrcaraoni???>


ahahaha...priceless

i bet you i also could tear apart a 5.0L and put it back together before you've jacked off.

in response...

wanna make that bet with me buddy???

thelogik + ky warming liquid = faster than the hks drag 180sx

bring it on

I happen to like the quote from Zeroneonzn in my sig.

Left me in tears no lie well this whole thread is priceless!

man, never have i been so disapointed...

i clicked the link thinking it said "porn!"

pants down to my ankles with the biggest grin in the world

LMAO so you didn't jack off ? wow some restraint in you these days.


dude, i said i was disapointed, not i didnt jack off


PS we need to dig up suislide ownage of me with rolling on le floor!

Ahahahaha

"rolf"

Classic!

I happen to like the quote from Zeroneonzn in my sig.

hahahahaha Yea I always thought that one was good...

how many fucking 12 year olds with chronic bullshitting disease, ricer-itis, and bad spelling will own rb26dett powered 240sx's on the internet?


yeah man, when i was 15, i was into star tek and dungeons and drago---....err....dragg...racing...and girls...and...um...weed.

yeah man, i was the coolest jr high kid

that is some funny stuff

stop, colaborate and listen
logiks back and im gonna start dissin
something grabs a hold of me tightly
if i was gay id hope its jspec sil-aiighty
will it ever stop? yo, i dont know
rb 240 from a 12 year ol'
to the extreme i cant believe what your sayin
rb35 triple t? quit playin
on the internet you can be a cool talker
but we know you really wanna be paul walker
if theres a thread, beleive me, ill whore it
keep claimin parts, but take pics of your shit..

(or we'll think youre...)
rice rice baby
rice rice baby
rice rice baby


LOL

holy shit one hit wonder nice nice, funny ass song.

after sr20power explained why he has vaseline instead of ky...


Ohh, well that clears it all up. Except for that empty box of lucky charms and that bigfoot costume.

this whole thread was hijacked and whored and damn hilarious

everyone that thinks he is gay raise your hand

I would but i'm jacking off right now and eating an ice pop

How are you typing? Your feet?

you dont want to know

your nose?? i really DO want to know!!

lol.

no i'm using my feet well my left one my right one is picking my nose.

man i'm really fucking weird even sober maybe i should start drinking?

Im pretty sure they do that move in Crouching Tiger.

Lol that thread was about a honda....WHO THE HELL GIVES A DAMN

take the socks you use to stuff your pants and plug up your exhaust...bingo!

haha

The funniest thing i have ever read was when a guy wanted to put a bodykit on his 240 and paint it green and SR20DETpower told him i got a few suggestions for you....

why don't you get some of those kickass race seats, like some blue or red ones... and those cool 5 point harnesses that keep you in real good and look cool, strap yourself in.... get about to about 105 mph..it would be more fun in 4th gear... find a cliff or deep body of water

AND FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT OVER THE MOTHERFUCKER OR INTO THE LAKEQuite possibly the funniest thing i have ever read.

ahaha, 40-50k for an s15.

i love the s15. but damn, for that kind of money id rather just fix up an sc300 and have a down payement on a house....and get my girlfriend a bling bling ring....and buy some thai whores.....and a shit load of stuff from wendys dollar menu...and get some new sneakers...and a trampoline

chalk another funny ass one up to logik!

black is nice. i think flat black is like flat ass...only for white trash.


TheLogikal1 with his crazy :screwy: flows :rofl:

soon to be repping the twin cam

Quote form Ace$nyper

repping 2 CAMS?! HOLY COW thats gotta be a whole 7-8 pounds if you wanna feel good about yourself... BUT if your repping like a KA24DE Twin Cam hats off to ya

not sure who posted this but i thought is was funny n e way. If Nismo=Nissan motorsports then doesnt hOMO=honda motorsports
And always the Logikal1-Originally Posted by TheLogikal1
man, never have i been so disapointed...

i clicked the link thinking it said "porn!"

pants down to my ankles with the biggest grin in the world

LOL Heres one from one i got started dissin me its kinda long -I wish I had known you before I totaled my Civic....you would have lost to me. I had my civic done different, behold:

1997 Honda Civic EX: (127hp stock, 145 hp bored out)

Stillen ground wires = 8hp
Custom 2 1/2" Exhaust = 15hp
Magnaflow Hydro-Muffler = 10hp
Skunk2 Racing Conversion Harness = 8hp
Skunk2 OBD1 Conversion CPU = 17hp (dyno tested)
DC Sports 4-2-1 Header = 16hp
DC Sports Down Pipe = 14hp
MSD SCI Ignition w/rev limiter = 10hp
MSD SS Blaster Coil = 12hp
DC Sports Direct Air Charger = 15hp
Performance Sound Amplifier = 8hp (bolt on to air charger)
Lace Up Heat Sheild = 6hp
HKS Universal Blow Off Valve (non turbo) = 12hp
DC Sports Limited Edition TypeR Short Throw Shifter
Arospeed Universal Clutch Adjuster
Full Eibach Suspension set w/Skunk2 Camber Kit
Full Greddy Racing Clutch w/aluminum flywheel
and last but not least, a LT1 Corvette 6 speed transmission conversion
w/a 2000 Toyota Celica interior 6speed shift pattern.

my car rested about 300-310hp @6500rpm

LOL amazing what people can say

I came up with the Nismo Homo analogy lol

I came up with the Nismo Homo analogy lol

uh huh...and i came up with sliced bread.

"Its true, I seen em!"

Quote from Halfbaked

EDITED****

Suislide, you did not invent the sliced bread...I did!

i was walking my howler monkey, hes like i want some fried chicken bitch, im like hell no nukka, he tried to throw me in the ocean, he started draggin me into the ocean and this whale came up was like yo bitches where da algae at.


w1nz tEh Pr1z3!!!one!!!

i think j spec is on drugs these days cause that shit was way to random

uh huh...and i came up with sliced bread.

I did honestly, I thought it all up myself when thinking of another way to bash hondas.... I've never seen anyone say that before I thought it up...

^easy there tiger your a bit weird......that top gun comment is the funniest thing iv heard in a while.....hey r.w. 240 you are dangerous, but you can always be my wing man!!!!!! wait that sounds a bit gay....movie is great though. yea 14 on stock....i guess hes on the highway to the danger zone....god im such a flaming homo...


now thats freakin funny

My web of lies has come crashing down all around me. =(

HAHAH

lol the ideas continue to get crazier and crazier. can i weld the rear end of a bus to the front of my 240??? just want to know cuz i can fit many bitches from the mall then

good stuff

maybe if I was on crack, high, depressed, dumped by Vivica Fox, and not to mention my life depended on the money I get so I can get me a liver transplant cuz I won't stop drinking, and only got me 2wks to live cuz I waited to the last minuite. Then we can talk about swapping a 240sx for a civic with mods, especially a CRX, add a bullet through my ass and SMI syndrom (Sudden Male Impotence).

LMAO.

WORD?

Damn, I hate when people roll up to me on the internet and talk shit and I have to smoke them right there over the internet.







I also vote that we sticky this thread to highlight all of our most treasured moments here at automotiveforums.com

hahah i 2nd that

this forum always gets me laughing and learning!

I second that.

Damn, you beat me!!!!!!!!

K I third that

LMAO sr20det, when i saw this thread i knew this quote would be in here

i love this thread, it should never die! LOL !!!!

funny quote, not on AF but still funny i think.

A friend lookin at a pic of a S2000 engine bay in a mag:
"Check out the carburettor!"

lets sticky this shit i mean damn ive seen some quotes i wanted in this thread but im to lazy to go find it

Heres one nissanfanatic said about the chevy truck with supra tailights lol

THIS TRUCK WILL DECIMATE ALL!!
After we put about $30 into it. Maybe overnight parts from the Advanced Auto parts warehouse thirty miles away.LMFAO

AWDSR20 im keeping your dream alive and not letting this thread die i have nothing to post on it but i wont let it die

Someones gonna lock it. I bet.

i would hope they dont. Its not like were making fun of people. Its just almost like an awards show for our 240 section lol. I just saw some of my quotes in here lol, i didnt even know about. When i go back and read some it brings back some old times lol. I remember when i first read them.

but i would just steer away from any HICAS type 240.

This was good...very subtle...

A hot chick and a cool car are alot alike, they look great, have a nice ass, they sound good...when they aren't being dificult, if there's a problem with them, it's hard to figure it out (Tims headlight problem), but when you figure it out, it's like "that was the problem?? but that's nothing!" they can be wild, but civilized when you want, they can also easily be a money-pit, and they smell nice, lol.

Here's one from me, lol.