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Old 04-18-2006, 07:41 AM   #1
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An interesting find...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago,"
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at the convention?"
"I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I take what I have learned from my
own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish
descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the
absolute best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry"
she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even
know your name."







Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba."

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Old 04-18-2006, 08:04 AM   #2
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Re: An interesting find...

zing!

lol I liked it.
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:34 AM   #3
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Re: An interesting find...

Ba-dump pshhhh. Good one.
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:20 AM   #4
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Re: An interesting find...

That's awesome.
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:11 PM   #5
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Re: An interesting find...

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Ba-dump pshhhh. Good one.
bingo!

so something like that coming, but the name was perfect!
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lol thats a good one, i like it
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