Search | Car Forums | Gallery | Articles | Helper | AF 350Z | IgorSushko.com | Corporate |
| Latest | 0 Rplys |
|
COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum! |
Show Printable Version | Email this Page | Subscribe to this Thread |
|
Thread Tools |
04-18-2006, 07:41 AM | #1 | |
AF Moderator
|
An interesting find...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago," He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?" "I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I take what I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolute best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry" she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I don't even know your name." Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
__________________
http://public.fotki.com/tonioseven/ |
|
04-18-2006, 08:04 AM | #2 | |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Sydney
Posts: 3,748
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
|
Re: An interesting find...
zing!
lol I liked it. |
|
04-18-2006, 08:34 AM | #3 | |
Caution: Monkeys bite!
|
Re: An interesting find...
Ba-dump pshhhh. Good one.
__________________
Ours: 2020 Jeep Wrangler 2.0, 53k 2013 Toyota FJ Cruiser, 84k Kids: 2005 Honda CRV, 228k |
|
04-18-2006, 09:20 AM | #4 | |
AF Enthusiast
|
Re: An interesting find...
That's awesome.
|
|
04-18-2006, 12:11 PM | #5 | ||
AF Fanatic
|
Re: An interesting find...
Quote:
so something like that coming, but the name was perfect!
__________________
|
||
04-18-2006, 12:18 PM | #6 | |||
AF Premium User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hicksville, Oklahoma
Posts: 3,465
Thanks: 0
Thanked 17 Times in 11 Posts
|
Quote:
__________________
For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him....... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? Quote:
|
|||
04-18-2006, 12:54 PM | #7 | |
Has a Camaro
|
Re: An interesting find...
lol thats a good one, i like it
__________________
Formerly Blownalcoholboy 1986 Z28, 400ci SBC, Twin borg warner billet S467 turbos, Reid case powerglide, Moser 9". Holley EFI, Boost Leash. 950RWHP on pump gas, 1200rwhp on race gas (22 psi) Best ET 1/4: 8.35 @ 170mph (275 drag radial) Best ET 1/8: 5.44 @ 132mph (275 drag radial) Best 60': 1.31 on the back tires (275 drag radial) AF User Rules/Guidelines http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...uidelines.html |
|
|
POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD |
|
|