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#1
10-29-2001, 01:21 PM
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Friend For Dinner (G Rating)
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." And my day-o-bliss is scheduled for next may. 
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10-29-2001, 01:25 PM
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The last hurrah!!
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10-29-2001, 01:28 PM
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I think the saying says "The grass is always greener on the other side" Or was that "over the suptic tank?" I dont remember.
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10-29-2001, 01:29 PM
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The latter!
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10-29-2001, 09:29 PM
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Erma Bombeck was a truly hilarious author who wrote books by the titles of : "When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home" and "Family: the ties that bind...and gag" She also wrote one called "The grass is always greener over the septic tank"
Just my random, pointless post of the day  I was falling behind on posts/day Anyways, for those who are literate... her books are truly funny. I've only completed "when you look..." but she's so cynical. 
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