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Old 10-29-2001, 10:12 AM
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A Little Math & Extra Effort
This is very important. Especially for those of you still young & working.

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
Here's how to achieve 103% or even greater. A little equation that
might prove helpful in the future! So, what makes life 100% or
greater??

Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future:

IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

equals

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26

Then;
H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only
K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

But;
A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However;
B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So now you know what all those high-priced
consultants, upper management, and
motivational speakers really mean when they
want to exceed 100%!

Give it all you've got . . .
After you've read this you will find it interesting to note that
A S S K I S S E R = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 5 18 = adds up to 120%.

There's always somebody in the group that's giving 120%, isn't
there?


Just spittin' some knowledge to our youth out there!
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DVS, you've got WAY too much time on your hands!!
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Sweet dude! Gonna post that on the wall right now.













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He's had all weekend to come up with that ..j/k
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He's had all weekend to come up with that ..j/k

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I like it alot...

That did indeed help to make my dreary day a bit brighter. Thanx DVS!
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i always knew bullshit would get me farther than hardwork:frog:
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I always knew ass-kissing would get me farther than bullshitting. j/k
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