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Old 04-10-2003, 06:32 AM
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Talking The Little Guy

A little guy was sitting at a bar one day, drinking his beer and minding
his own business, when a great big guy walked by and -- BAM! -- knocked
him off his bar stool.
"That was a karate chop from Korea!" the big guy said, grinning. The
little guy gets up, angry, but figuring that the big guy was probably
drunk, he decided to just get back on his stool and finish his beer. All
of a sudden -- BAM! -- the big guy comes back by and knocks him off the stool again.
"That was a judo chop from Japan!" he yelled happily.
The little guy had been through enough. He got back up, brushed himself
off,
swallowed the last of his beer, and left. An hour later he returned.
Finding the big guy with his back to him, the little guy walked up and
-- BAM! -- knocked him
right off his stool and out cold on the floor.
The little guy yelled over to the bartender on his way out the door,
"When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."



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