Holy crap I am sooooo tired

[KatWoman]

This working all day, school half the night, and homework the other half of the night is starting to kill me. Anyone got some toothpicks I can use to keep my eyes open?

[YogsVR4]

Sorry Kat. This is the only Toothpick humor I know.

A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a bum asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the bum goes off.

A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second bum who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

There is a third knock at the door, and a third bum. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

"No, a straw," says the bum. The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the bum why he wants a straw and not a toothpick. To which the bum replies, "Some guy just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".


I know :apuke: but it was about a toothpick and I bet it opened your eyes :finger:

[KatWoman]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Thank you, I am awake now.

[k_dog]

omg I am eating too....

[freakray]

Originally posted by k_dog
omg I am eating too....

Really? Using a straw or a toothpick?

[k_dog]

Originally posted by freakray


Really? Using a straw or a toothpick?

Spoon...Captian Crunch!!!!

[SiRI]

oh thats discusting... i just ate lunch :apuke:

[fwdfreak]

:finger:

[tonioseven]

That was disgustingly funny! :sun:

[sexylexy]

I was laughing but trying not to dry reach at the same time. I'm glad I had lunch 4 hours ago