W.i.f.e.

[Graphik Styles]

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..... you know ... Young, Urban, Professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK..... you know ... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB.... you know Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies..... "I'm a WIFE ... you know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

[SiRI]

Ouch, that may offend some of the female members

[supratuner]

Originally posted by SiRI
Ouch, that may offend some of the female members

yea, but funny

[civicHBsi91]

Ouch, that may offend some of the female members

who cares! people need to take things lighter if that offends them, a joke is a joke, if something is funny then let it be funny

[Oz]

[Jimster]

[YogsVR4]

I think I'll pass this off to my wife and see what she thinks...... or maybe I best not

[Vyacheslav]

[speediva]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I think I'll pass this off to my wife and see what she thinks...... or maybe I best not

So that'd be less than a year's marriage for Yogs??? Wow, to think AF might just have contributed to another American divorce.

Here's my "response:"

Dear Tech Support:

>Last year I upgraded from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and noticed a
>slowing in the overall performance, particularly in the FLOWER and JEWELRY
>applications that had operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0.

>In addition, HUSBAND 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as
>ROMANCE 9.5 and PERSONAL ATTENTION 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
>such as NFL 5.0 and NHL 3.0.

>Now CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs, and HOUSE CLEANING 2.6 always crashes
>the system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
>avail.

>What can I do? Sincerely, Desperate in Detroit



>Reply:
>Dear Desperate,

>Keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was designed as an entertainment package.
>Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

>Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download TEARS
>6.2before installing GUILT 3.0.

>If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should again automatically run the
>applications: JEWELRY 2.0 and FLOWERS 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause
>HUSBAND 1.0 to default to GRUMPY SILENCE 2.5; HAPPY HOUR 7.0 or BEER 6.1. Incidentally, BEER 6.1 is a very bad program as it automatically creates an
>upgraded SNORING LOUDLY file.

>Whatever you do, DO NOT install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 or re-install another
>BOYFRIEND program. These are not supported applications and will crash
>HUSBAND 1.0.

>In summary, HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
>memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
>additional software to improve memory and hard drive performance. I
>personally recommend HOT FOOD 3.0 and LINGERIE 6.9.

Good luck,
Tech Support

[YogsVR4]

HOT FOOD 3.0 and LINGERIE 6.9

Those particular pieces of software will do wonders