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Old 03-30-2003, 01:02 AM
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The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied... "Everything but my earrings."
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I'd take my earring out for half of that!
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I'd take my earring out for half of that!
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