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Old 03-26-2003, 07:21 AM
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some blonde jokes

Blonde woman thought she would go ice fishing so she got her ice fishing stuff and set off. Firstly she cut a hole in the ice and began fishing. There are no fish under the ice a strange voice said. So she moved, feeling a bit scared, to another spot. She cut another hole in the ice and began to fish. There are no fish under the ice . She was feeling scared. God is that you she said. No this is the manager of the ice skating rink.

Q:How do you know when a blonde woman has been on Microsoft Word
A:There's tippex on the screen:hehehe: :hehehe:

A man in a bar says to another man,
Do you want to hear a blonde joke?
Then the bar maid said,
Are you sure you want to tell it cos there is blonde behind with a chainsaw, a blonde in the corner that really wants to kill someone and a blonde has just walked in with a gun. So do want to tell us the joke or not.
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Not if I have to explain it three times :hehehe:
What do you think of the jokes
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Old 03-26-2003, 08:00 AM
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lame jokes

Here are some REAL jokes...
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t93888.html
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The first one was the best, but it's ok.
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well they are kinda old.
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j00 sux at teh funny.
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I thought the first one was kinda funny...
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