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#1
02-16-2002, 04:00 PM
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Blond Joke (oh - lighten up)
A blind man, enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell the joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb, blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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02-16-2002, 08:25 PM
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:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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02-16-2002, 11:11 PM
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LOL....Nice one yogs
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02-17-2002, 06:01 PM
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here's another one (it is in the off topics topic thread....... the long one in off-topic)
WARNING!!! SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST. IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS. THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBS. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid. Signed, The Blonde
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02-17-2002, 06:43 PM
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hahahahahha :flash:
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02-17-2002, 09:46 PM
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Great one Yogs! :hehehe: I haven't heard a good blonde joke in awhile, except for the one ac427cpe posted. 
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02-18-2002, 12:36 PM
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hell yeah:frog:
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