Cell Migration

[Oz]

> > Cell Migration - Scientific Author Unknown
> >
> > All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine
> > months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when cells
> > are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
> >
> > Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary to
> > develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already
> > assigned elsewhere in the female.
> >
> > Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the
> > communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and develop
> > into male sexual organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to
> > a
> > full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few cards short, so
> > to speak. And some of their cards are in their shorts. This difference
> > between the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways.
> >
> > Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
> > Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over
> > their heads and running into walls.
> > Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action.
> > Little boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if
> > someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who was half
> > asleep and looking the other way.
> > This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when the
> > hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.
> > After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differs,
> > but the center of thought also differs.
> >
> > Women think with their heads.
> >
> > Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain
> > cells reside.
> > Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men
> > only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with nearly
> > full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull, sexually speaking.
> > Such men are known in medical terms as "Accountants."
> > Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
> > referred to as "Engineers."
> > A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins.
> > These men are usually referred to as..... "Mr. President."

[Toksin]

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[YogsVR4]

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[Jimster]

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