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Airline Competition!
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Don't know if it's a repost- but it is rather cliched
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HAHA, heres how the flight attendents speak to you on those.
Slut airlines attendent- Welcome to slut airlines, where you fly the friendly skys with us your fellow sluts, if you need anything, just be sure to raise your hand, if you want a blowjob, just stand up and drop your pants, if you want a to screw, just head to the restroom located in the far left back side of the plane, and a Slut flight attendent will be more then glad to give you what you need free of charge. If you have any other questions, just grab one of our lovely attendents ass cheeks. Thank you for flying Slut airlines, and have a nice day. Virgin attendent--- Welcome to the Virgin airlines, where you fly with many fellow virgins, who thought this flight will help them get laid. Please put your seat belt on and keep your hands out of your pants. Please do not attempt to get laid by some woman that is sitting directly next to you, even if you've had more then enough to drink, im sure everyone else will not want to see that you are having sex with a 350lb woman, i mean come on thats jut gross. Thank you for flying virgin airlines, have a nice fu.....Err i mean flight..... |
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Sluts airline "attendant" was much funnyer :hehehe:
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Each has their own charms. ![]()
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