Stupid cars

[RyanGiorgio]

I went up North this weekend, and on the way i saw a Mitsubishi Eclipse...fully equipped with a HONDA Type R windshield banner. C'mon, people need to stop mixing different manufacturers up! Whats the lamest car you guys have seen?

[jon@af]

That would be a Mitsubishi Eclipse with American Racing rims, an outrageously huge spoiler(wing in rice terms) that made the car look retarded and a half assed body kit that it liked like someone cut out of fiberglass with a jigsaw.

[Purpura Delujo]

A VP Holden Commdore with a bodykit that was unpainted(black plastic) the car was painted white and it had a fart can exhaust and a really really big HSV sticker that covered the whole back window. Second worse was a 90s Civic hatch with 2 mufflers, one of which was not hooked up & it was painted bright pink, slammed on its arse on the stock steel wheels. Had a HUGE Spoon sticker on the back and a Ralliart sticker on each side window. What looked like a hand painted black bonnet :apuke:

[64 Chevy]

two words...... Mini Cooper.

[taranaki]

Originally posted by RyanGiorgio
Whats the lamest car you guys have seen?

The one in my shed.



there's a Ford Sierra Station Wagon not far from here with a spoiler mounted across the back window.............

[jon@af]

Originally posted by 64 Chevy
two words...... Mini Cooper.

Mini Coopers arent that bad. Sure they dont have "sports car" written all over them but they are nice little cars. I myself drove one and it was a decent ride.

[Dorikin]

1.Ricky Chus S1415
2.Civic with S14 Lights
3.This gay 240SX with 240RS and Initial D decals allover it with crappy Canadian Tire rims and a HUGE wing.

[Toksin]

I'm gonna have fun with this

It's come down to 3.

A black Primera with PINK spraycanned sideskirts and bonnet, front and rear bumper. Not even masked properly.

A Honda Domani with HONDA DOMANI TYPE R stickers all over it. WTF?!?!

And my favourite: A white shitbox Toyota Corolla FX-GT with fart can exhaust, slammed, shitty chromes that look plastic, GT wing (its a hatch), blacked out lights, single wiper conversion (painted white to match the car, naturally), bonnet with scoops and bulges all over it, and the all important garish internal colour scheme. If you looked up rice in the dictionary (or whatever you prefer to call these abominations - no racial slur intended) you'd see this.

[jon@af]

Originally posted by Toksin


.....A white shitbox Toyota Corolla FX-GT with fart can exhaust, slammed, shitty chromes that look plastic, GT wing (its a hatch), blacked out lights, single wiper conversion (painted white to match the car, naturally), bonnet with scoops and bulges all over it, and the all important garish internal colour scheme. If you looked up rice in the dictionary (or whatever you prefer to call these abominations - no racial slur intended) you'd see this.

Hmmm, that makes me cringe at the mention of it. I bet he's one of those guys that you dont know, but just seeing him driving that car makes you want to just punch him in the face

[TheNotoriousMogg]

a guy who had an 85 sentra with a body kit...that was scary

[HogieGT-R]

a 93 honda civic dx with cut front springs, poorly done front end, and a fart pipe....everything else was stock

an old 240SX that had the silvia logo on the back, with a bookshelf wing, a Project D windshield banner, an Akina Speedstars logo on the side, a cheap ass ugly interior...and this one takes the cake....IT HAD A GT-R LOGO ON IT! sooooo lame gave initial d a bad name too

[YogsVR4]

The Escort I saw with a Type R sticker was kind of unusual.

[crab]

http://www.beaterz.com sums it up. Be sure to check out the MegaPipe "Female" Civic...

oh, and also the Pontiac Aztec... DDDDAMN!!

[taranaki]

Saw a shocker in Hamilton over the weekend....big old Falcon station wagon about 25 years old,paint still original faded white with rust streaks,springs cut until the floorpan was almost bellying out,polished chrome rims that dissapeared halfway up under the mudguards,lowered seat rails and a smokey coffee can on the back of a blowing exhaust system.As it lurched round the carpark,Iswear it was only running on 6 of its 8 geriatric pots, and the tappets were clicking like a knitting circle on speed.Sad thing is the spotty teen driver saw me looking and probably thought I was admiring his fineass piece of machinery.

[jon@af]

Ok, this one I gotta post. Driving down the street the other day, a guy pulls out in front of me and he has a COFFEE CAN as his tail pipe, an actual coffee can. My god, what the hell is the world coming to?