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Old 03-02-2003, 09:18 AM
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Learn Chinese the easy way!

SOME OF YOU MIGHT FIND IT INSULTING BUT IT ISNT MEANT THAT WAY AT ALL.........................

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For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better!

Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table


Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift

Dum Gai - A stupid person

Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive


Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia - Approach me

Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek

Lao Zi - Not very good


Lin Ching - An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai - A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse


Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile


Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice

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Old 03-02-2003, 10:28 AM
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Is this for real or a joke?
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its supposed to be a joke............if you say the words fast it sounds like english words............for example.............

Ai Bang Mai Ne - if you say it fast it sounds like....I banged my knee
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what do you call a short chinese man?

Ni Hai....

no offence meant to any oriental people who may be reading this. if it is offensive in ANY way, let me know and i'll delete this post.
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hahaha thats jokes........
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I will watch this thread very closely. It is staying open by a hair. If people are offended, report the post or PM me. Watch it guys - theres humour and theres racism. Make the distinction clearly.
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I agree, but I myself do not try to take things personal, I am part polish and I know there are incrminating polish jokes out there but I dont take any of them personal...

One chinese meaning you forgot:
Whats that brown spot on the wall?
Wu Flung Pou
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no offence meant to any oriental people who may be reading this. if it is offensive in ANY way, let me know and i'll delete this post.
There are oriental rugs - not people.













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