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Learn Chinese the easy way!
SOME OF YOU MIGHT FIND IT INSULTING BUT IT ISNT MEANT THAT WAY AT ALL.........................
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better! Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift Dum Gai - A stupid person Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host Kum Hia - Approach me Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek Lao Zi - Not very good Lin Ching - An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs Shai Gai - A bashful person Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Is this for real or a joke?
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its supposed to be a joke............if you say the words fast it sounds like english words............for example.............
Ai Bang Mai Ne - if you say it fast it sounds like....I banged my knee
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what do you call a short chinese man?
Ni Hai.... no offence meant to any oriental people who may be reading this. if it is offensive in ANY way, let me know and i'll delete this post.
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hahaha thats jokes........
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I will watch this thread very closely. It is staying open by a hair. If people are offended, report the post or PM me. Watch it guys - theres humour and theres racism. Make the distinction clearly.
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I agree, but I myself do not try to take things personal, I am part polish and I know there are incrminating polish jokes out there but I dont take any of them personal...
One chinese meaning you forgot: Whats that brown spot on the wall? Wu Flung Pou
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