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04-14-2003, 01:05 PM
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Hate mail the easy way
So you want to write a nasty letter but don't have the time, or the know how? well then here's something for you.
Hate Mail Generator I think that the "I need to talk to you about your driving" letter is the best one.
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04-14-2003, 02:04 PM
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Let me put it bluntly. Putting you in a car is like putting a Elephant in a plate glass window factory. It's like putting dog shit in an enchilada. In other words, it's a bad idea.
I saw you trying to get out of a parking space the other day. I thought stevie wonder was driving. First you hit the Ferrari Enzo in front of you, then you hit the police car behind you, then you backed into a rhododendron. nooooooooo i hit an enzo..shoot me
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04-14-2003, 06:41 PM
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i will have to remember that when one of my friends starts driving. he acts like he is obsessed with cars and driving, but every driving game i have watched him play he is all over the road like a elephant in a plate glass factory. (he cant beat gt3 without a gameshark flying cheat
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04-14-2003, 06:43 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been using this one for years- It's great!!!! I initially found that website by looking up Yugo- it lead me to the "10 worst cars of the Decade" thing they have going there- and well I found the generator
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04-14-2003, 09:30 PM
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Cartalk is great, their forums were the first I ever posted on, and I was a regular until they restructured the site (errasing the fact that I was one of the early board users there) since then I've only posted there occaisionally. The hate mail generator was always one of my favorite things to do, it get's funnier if you don't follow the prompts and just throw in random words.
Can't agree with them on the Yugo being the #1 bad car, I still think that Vega and Pinto are tied for that spot.
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04-14-2003, 09:36 PM
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I thought it was hilarious until all the pop up boxes came up and I had to shutdown my computer to get rid of them all.
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