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03-01-2003, 11:14 PM
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What your cars say bout you!
I dunno if this is a repost but here goes.............
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler MGB - I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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03-01-2003, 11:25 PM
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Alfa romeo 156- j00 roxx0rs:finger:
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03-01-2003, 11:36 PM
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Re: What your cars say bout you!
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Early 70s Valiant - I will own your car in a crash 
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03-02-2003, 02:45 AM
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I like the Camaro and Mustang 1's lol Good Shit
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03-02-2003, 10:10 AM
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Re: What your cars say bout you!
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although funny thing is everyone tells me they can get parts for my car really really easily 
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03-15-2003, 11:48 PM
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Mitsubishi Eclipse GS: I didn't properly research DSMs before this purchase.
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03-16-2003, 07:11 AM
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where is the supra at?
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03-16-2003, 10:26 AM
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Toyota Supra: I follow whatever trends are hot and did not get into importing untill F&F came out.
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03-16-2003, 10:48 AM
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...................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...'.) .........\.................'...../ ..........\................ _.•´ ............\..............( ive liked the supra since the first ever import magazine i ever saw, i didnt see the F&F till about a month after it came out on video
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03-16-2003, 11:12 AM
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Subaru legacy is being built in Indiana, not Japan, and Isuzu was being built in Canada (I don't know if they still are)
Where's Yugo on that list?
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03-16-2003, 11:55 AM
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....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...'.) .........\.................'...../ ..........\................ _.•´ ............\..............( Good for you. People here are getting mommy and daddy to buy SUpras, so thats why I mentioned it. What was your first import mag.
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03-16-2003, 12:28 PM
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FORD - fucked on race day
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poor supra
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