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Old 03-01-2003, 09:43 PM
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This is pissing me off (Women related)

Ok Fellas,

this is the deal, I am hanging out with this chick for a while and we are getting to be "better" friends, as soon as we start talkin about sex and shit shes like, oooh i couldent do that with you, your like my brother....your always here for me...so then she hugs me and says your my best friend....

Ok....this is where it pisses me off, I always listen to what chicks have to say and they always say...ooooh your my best friend,

I AM NOT GAY...I DONT WANT ANYMORE BEST FRIENDS THAN THE 1 I HAVE!!! I WANT SOME F*CKING ACTION!!...WHAT SHOULD I DO, IF THESES HOES KEEP DOIN THIS I AM GONNA GO CRAZY......

HELP A FELLOW MAN OUT WTF DO I DO???
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Old 03-01-2003, 09:51 PM
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Im just going to come right out and say it : You will officially never have sex with this girl. My reasoning behind this statement is that once you are dubbed "friend" that you will remain until you no longer have contact with that person. Sorry dude. I had the same problem. It seems that the less interested you act, the more interested they are. Make yourself a challenge for the girl, dont just sit there and listen to them pour their feelings, be spontaneous. Show up unannounced. Find a girl you dont know and ask her out on a date. This way you will have a better chance of getting her as a girlfriend, or friend with benefits.

go to this site, it puts into perspective what I have said about you being the "friend." Trust me, this is worth reading, even if it is horribly long.
http://intellectualwhores.com/ladderintro.html
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the stupid DOD firewall wont let me
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Dog forget that one and move on. The friend a.ka."Kiss of Death" is not a reversible thing. Either be ok wit being just her friend or just move on
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well....i'm no pro or anything but it might work... ignore her for awhile and let her come after you, act like your not sure you can be friends with her or sumthin cuz your feelings are far greater than friends, which they are, and maybe she'll be more than friends with you..

anyone wanna say what i just said is completely stupid go ahead, i dont know what i'm talkin bout, just suggestin an idea.

otherwise you'll just have to be satisfied your at least friends with her
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j00 need to read the Nice Guy thread in COT
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