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02-17-2003, 03:47 AM
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Because I am blonde?
"Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! That's
good isn't it?" "Yes darling, that's very good." "Is that because I'm blonde?", enquired the delighted daughter? ''Yes darling, it's because you're blonde", her Mum confirmed. Next day, the happy girl skips back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K! That's really good, isn't it?" "Yes darling, that is really good." "Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes darling it is because you're blonde." Next day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming and, well, all the other girls have no breasts at all but look at my big fellas!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D's at her mum. "It's because I'm blonde isn't it Mummy?" "No darling", sighed her mother, "It's because you're 25."
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02-17-2003, 03:52 AM
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Hahahhahah, very good job finding that one, lol. That was funny. And now I'm off to sleep at 4:41 in the am. I relinquish my stranglehold on AF Offtopic to you
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02-17-2003, 11:03 AM
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Perhaps some pictures would go with this joke?:licker:
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02-17-2003, 12:07 PM
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02-17-2003, 12:46 PM
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Oh jeez
 So glad I am "a brunette" - I actually start to feel bad for blondes after reading jokes like that!!! :silly2: Ha ha.
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02-17-2003, 01:17 PM
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No no, the term is you want to "feel a blonde"
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02-17-2003, 03:07 PM
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02-17-2003, 04:03 PM
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Why do Blondes get clowned so much??
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02-20-2003, 09:45 AM
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Hmm.. So she must be in a school where the other pupils are mentally retarded?
But funny story thought :friendly finger:
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02-20-2003, 12:10 PM
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good one 
