Not all blondes are dumb!!!

[ragt20]

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES!YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.


With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were
watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts......


Now there's a thought for you guys!!!!

[Rich]

Originally posted by ragt20
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES!YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.


With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were
watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts......

:hehe: not bad.

I personally hate when ppl use the stereotype that blonde's are dumb. I am blond, and I may have issues, and im not the quickest at stuff, and on and on, but I dont consider myself to be dumb, as in a lack of intellegence. Also, I know a couple blonde girls that are incredibly smart, infact much much much much smarter than me.

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by HuMMerMan

I know a couple blonde girls that are incredibly smart

Maybe they're actually wearing a blonde wig. They're really brunettes in disguise!!! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:


btw, don't take offense, I'm just joking

[kris]

Three blondes escaped from jail and were trying to get back home. After walking in the forest for many days, they came to a river that had a strong current. One of them asked, "How are we going to cross the river?"
God came down, feeling sorry for them, and granted them 3 wishes in order to get past the dangerous river.

The first blonde said: "I want to become a fish," and POOF!, she's transformed into a fish. After her friend puts her in the water, they realize that a fish obviously can't get out of the water, and so she was stuck in the water.

The second one realized what happened and says, "Oh no! I better become a really good Olympian swimmer." She dives in the water, but the current is so strong that she drowned after a couple of minutes.

The third one thinks about it for a long time and finally wishes to become a man. God transformed her into a man and all he did was walk to the nearest bridge 10 minutes away along the river!

[kris]

blonde had just bought a house. A few days later, it caught on fire. She calls 9-1-1 and asks for the fire department. The fire dispatcher asks the blonde for her address.
The blonde replies, "I just moved in and I don't know the exact street address."

The dispatcher replies, "Ma'am, if you don't know your address, how are the firefighters going to get there?"

The blonde says, "DUH! Big red truck!"

[ragt20]

those R funny kbs...

[Psman32@af]

hey i like that first one kb, thats like one thats like it so here it is. I didnt make this up. sorry in advance to the ladies don't get offened by this, i dont want any hate mail or hate posts.

there are three blondes stranded on an island. they come across a lamp and rub it and a genie comes out. the genie says he will grant each of the girls one wish. the first one wishes to be twice as smart as she is now so she is turned into a red head. She then swims off the island. the next girl wishes to be twice as smart as the first, so she is turned into a brunette. she then makes a row boat and rows off the island. The last one wishes to be twice as smart as the other two combined so she is turned into a man and walks across the bridge to the city.

[speediva]

I'm sure you all know this already, but it's worth another laugh:

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all to be excecuted in the same day. The General in charge tells the three ladies they can choose in what order they wish to die, and he leaves the room as the decision is made.
None of the three came forward once the General came back, so he said "Okay Brownie, you'll be first! Ready, aim......"

The Brunette shreaks "tornado!" and in the confusion she gets away...

"Dammit! Red, get up there! Ready, aim......."

The Redhead shreaks "earthquake!" and in the confusion she gets away...

"I've had it!!! Blondie now you're gonna get it! Ready, aim...."

And the Blonde, feeling quite confident, shreaks "FIRE!!!!!!!!"

[jinushaun]

Originally posted by saturntangerine
And the Blonde, feeling quite confident, shreaks "FIRE!!!!!!!!"

Haha... that's terrible.:hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe:

[Heep]

Lol...I love blonde jokes , even though I am one (with a 165 IQ, I might add)...

[primera man]

They are good guys....LMAO