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Old 02-17-2003, 03:36 AM
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Talking Biker vs little old lady

A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't
do it while he waited, so since he didn't live far he decided he would just
walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket
and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
Now he had a problem: How to carry all of this stuff home? The
livestock owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.
In the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him
she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird
Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in
no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I'm a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and
ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil,two
chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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hey razor looks like you've found yourself a ton of jokes...
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Uhhh....ok.
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Resorting to dirty old man (err.. woman) humor, ehh Raz?? :right: :silly2:
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that's funny and narsty at the same time...good work!
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