joke time!

[taranaki]

GUM FACTORY
An Eagle Fan is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread,
butter & jam when a Tampa Bay Fan, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

Eagle Fan ignores the Tampa Bay fan who, nevertheless, starts a conversation,
Tampa Bay Fan: "You Eagle folk eat the whole bread??"

Eagle Fan (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Tampa Bay Fan: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Tampa Bay,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pennsylvania."

The Tampa Bay Fan has a smirk on his face. The Eagle Fan listens.

The Tampa Bay Fan persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Eagle Fan: "Of Course."

Tampa Bay Fan: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling)
"We don't. In Tampa Bay we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we
put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle
them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pennsylvania."

The Eagle Fan then asks: "Do you have sex in Tampa Bay?"

Tampa Bay Fan: "Why of course we do," he says with a big smirk.

Eagle Fan: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Tampa Bay Fan: "We throw them away, of course."

Eagle Fan: "We don't. In Pennsylvania, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Tampa Bay."

[kicker1_solo]

reminds me of the movie Coneheads when one of the guys thought a condom was chewing gum

[YogsVR4]

eh

[speediva]

Just a friendly reminder than PA ownz j00