How was YOUR new years morning?

[Dustin_S]

After reading P-mans thread about Moppie, I got to thinking...I wonder how everyone else held up over New years?

I'll start...

J.D. knows how out of hand parties in my social group can get, but this one topped it off. Outstanding moments include...

...Jared waking up at 7 a.m. wearing nothing but a watch and his boxers. It took us four hours to find his clothes. One shoe was in the fridge, his shirt was in the mailbox with his home address and a few stamps on it, and his pants...Ryan found those somewhere in the basement. (explains the new sig)

...I was sitting in the computer room, drunk and online. Jared, Alex and Jimmy were in the living room. I hear Alex yell "Dustin, come quick! Jared's blowing up!" So i run my ass halfway across the house, expecting that we're gonna help him to the bathroom...I get into the living room, and Alex and Jimmy are pointing at Jared, who is dripping and down on all fours on the floor. Jimmy and Alex are laughing their asses off at poor little Jared as he continues to purge right there on the floor.

At midnight, We raised our bottles in toast, and Keri thought we were offering her some. she takes Ryan's bottle and proceeds to drain the last drink. Ryan looks at her in complete and utter disbelief for a good five minutes.

This is an inside joke, so I can't even begin to explain it, but here ya go anyway-

"The Jello shot that wouldn't end"

We LOST a car. for six hours. turns out our neighbors had come sometime during the night and moved it into their garage...

My cousin told her mom she'd be at our party, then never showed up. Apperently, from what her boyfriend tells me, she came home two days later with "a grin, a bruise, and one hell of a headache."

So, what new-years shenanigans did you guys engage in...?

[Gonthrax]

Well lets see.

Lots of beer, then a quick taxi ride to another friends house at about 12:30am. Then the crazyness

Watched a girl snort a line of dirt... And no, this is not slang... I mean dirt. We won't mention what inspired her do do it.

Played guitar alot.

A Friend of mine promised me that in three months he would be good enough to play with me... but I think he's better then me, go figure.

************************************************* Crazyness sensored for general audiences.

Following the above crazyness, we talked to "The Colonel" through a disconnected dryer vent tube.

Shouted at passerbys

Several different people called Papa John's Pizza 2:45am and acted supprised upon being informed that they were closed. Why would you answer you phone if you are closed anyway?

Went to sleep about 4am...

Got up at 10:30, showered, jumped on my bike and rode in the New Years Day 20k

[Jimster]

It involved me drinking my usual amount of alcahol, online- then playing a bit of PS2 and doing stuff with the wife (Censored- ther are 13 year olds here y'know :finger: )


I can't see the big deal with New Year

[tonioseven]

My wife and I hosted a party at our home so since I didn't have to drive, I decided to find my way to the bottom of a fifth of Bacardi Light rum; I never made it but I did show up to work at 7 that next morning to a bunch of delinquent teenagers that could tell I was drunker than I cared to remember (I counsel teenagers for juvenile court) I got about 20 minutes worth of sleep and I remember staring at some ugly woman with the body of a goddess and the face of a mutilated wildebeast:apuke: and wondering how such a person exist everything else is a painful blur.

[Chris]

Well, lets see; go get 2 friends, go pick up 4 girls ive never met, one of whom was really drunk and kept yelling at me to slow down (it coulda been that there were 5 ppl in the back seat of the Grand Am), went to a party, which was cancelled cuz they went to Oshawa, went looking for another one they told us to go to, couldnt find it, couldnt find any other ones, went to the gurls house at about 11, watched a 15 inch TV for awhile, I couldnt drink cuz i had to drive home, watched new years come in, realized the girls werent about to get horny/rowdy, got sad, left at 130, got pulled over for speeding, cop was an ass, long story, neway, got home, went to bed at 3.

Pretty much the worst New Years ever

[Toksin]

Had a party at my place, got drunk, wrestled my friends and got the shit beaten out of me every time, had sore ribs for 4 days, met a girl (who is now my GF ), sat and talked, watched the sun come up, got random minutes of sleep...til I slept from 9 til 11, cleaned up then walked up a steep ass hill to a mates place in the hot hot sun.

Was a damn good newyears actually