Santa Claus Sexually Assaulted

[BNaylor]

Here is a good one.

AP

DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the complaint.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace in the weekend incident. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.

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[G-man422]

LOL, nice.

[BNaylor]

Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.

IMO this 65 y.o. Santa was too self righteous. He should have gone along for the ride and enjoyed it. Probably needed Viagra to get it up.