I think my prof is crazy....

[hybridsol]

12 signs

1. He bares a striking resemblance to Doc Emmett Brown from
Back to the Future.

2. During class, he rolls cigarettes, then walks to the trash can
and throws them away one by one.

3. He ends every class by saying, "See you guys next time.....if
I'm still alive then."

4. He constantly refers to supply shortages as "economic diarrhea."

5. He spits in his book every time it mentions Karl Marx and his
anti-capitalism theories.

6. He wears high-heel shoes every time he wears his Grateful
Dead t-shirt.

7. He always uses his third testicle as an example of a "surplus."

8. He always covers one eye when he writes on the chalkboard.
He says that this keeps the bad side of his brain from writing
bad things.

9. At least once a week he slams his fist down on his desk and
curses Ed McMahon for not improving his economic situation
yet. Then he mumbles obscenities and cries as he begs the
hounds of Hell to drag him away from his misery.

10. On the first day of class, he warned us to, "NEVER.....EVER....
EVER...... step on his blue suede shoes!"

11. He keeps us the entire fucking time, every fucking class.

12. He screams, "Thank you Jesus!" every time he farts.

[taranaki]

those who can,do,those who can't,teach.Those who can't teach,lecture.

[hybridsol]

Originally posted by taranaki
those who can,do,those who can't,teach.Those who can't teach,lecture.

very ture, in this case the man should clearly be institutionalized though.