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11-08-2002, 08:55 AM
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the guide to unsuccessful dating (we've all messed up once)
Guide to Unsuccessful Dating
1. Go ahead and date one of your best friends. Don't worry, you'll still be friends when it's over. 2. Ask a girl out on a Monday and give her a chance to change her mind before the weekend. 3. Show up 45 minutes early so you have to wait around uncomfortably and talk to her parents. 4. While you're chatting with her parents, make sure you swear a little and tell her mom that she has great tits for a woman her age. 5. If you go to see a movie, make sure it's one that she has already seen and didn't like, so she'll be as bored as humanly possible. 6. Take her to dinner. If she's a vegetarian, don't be afraid to take her to "Steak and Ale". Make her pay the bill. 7. When you drive her home, ask her to hold the wheel while you try to blow your nose (make sure it's a curvy road). 8. Purposely get lost looking for her house. Then say, "Well, all these small houses look exactly the same!" 9. When your talking to her on the phone and the conversation drifts into uncomfortable silence, let it keep going for as long as possible. Time it, see if you can beat my 18 minute record. 10. Constantly hit on her best friend. Chances are good that this will be the next person you end up dating. 
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11-08-2002, 09:28 AM
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mmmkay!
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11-08-2002, 09:54 AM
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Although I didn't say she had big tits. I dated a daughter once of a military father. He was 6'8", 325lbs, black, and wore his dark glasses in the house. Needless to say, his daughter was home by 10pm sharp and not a minute after. 
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11-08-2002, 10:11 AM
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11-08-2002, 11:21 AM
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These facts explain why I am single
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11-08-2002, 11:22 AM
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I've actually (after like a year) gotten my friendship back after an eventful "1".
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11-08-2002, 11:36 AM
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Note: #10 the best friend thing only works if she's a backstabber.....
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11-08-2002, 11:44 AM
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 1,4,5 and 10  .....been there
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11-08-2002, 11:54 AM
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11-08-2002, 11:57 AM
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12 min thats amazing! (bows down)
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