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Connecting the Auto Enthusiasts
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Never Fear, Rich is here!
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HuMMerMan is a screwdriver that flashes at intervals and dehumidifies the air.
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10-21-2002, 09:15 AM
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Deakins is a headband that can be programmed to perform simple tasks, is powered by a single hamster and is made entirely of wood.
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10-21-2002, 09:21 AM
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focus2000 focus2000 is a window pane! It gets +2 to kill undead! chris chris is a jetpack that plays MP3s! It communicates with wireless devices and does away with household drudgery.
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10-21-2002, 09:55 AM
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YogsVR4 is a toaster that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger and takes high-quality digital photos.
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Chuck is a car that does away with household drudgery
Fireinthesky is a pair of roller-skates that repairs itself Wonderful.
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So the biblical scholars mis-translated the Hebrew word for "young woman" into the Greek word for "virgin," which was a pretty easy mistake to make, since there is only a subtle difference in the spelling. But back then it was the "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not every day a virgin conceives and bears a son. So you keep that for a couple of hundred years, and the nexy thing you know, you have the Roman Catholic church. -Snatch |
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LMAO!!
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Incidentally, Your Mom "is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!" SS
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darkness is a sheet of paper! It looks like a pot-plant!
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moondog is a walking stick that can pick locks!
gatchaman is a diamond ring that keeps you warm at night and doubles as a shoe. monkey is like a normal greetings card, but it lasts for up to a week.
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