Cab Driver and A Nun

[primera man]

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss and fondle me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfils
his fantasy and he is fully satisfied. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."

[JD@af]

Heard it before, but its absolutely money!!! :silly2: :sun:

[speediva]

sooooooo wrong!!!

[Spec2 Girl]

Classic! :hehehe: :hehehe:

[taranaki]

hahahahaha............kill him! :bandit:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by primera man

The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."

That was you Mr T????

[taranaki]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi

That was you Mr T????

All those who know my true name must now die.Sorry Moss,but.......























Wait,who am I kidding?..it's Moss.....:badass: Die Yabasterd!!!!!

[Ssom]

Originally posted by taranaki


All those who know my true name must now die.Sorry Moss,but.......























Wait,who am I kidding?..it's Moss.....:badass: Die Yabasterd!!!!!

j00 suxors at your gun :finger:

[Oz]

Heard it, but

[Ssom]

Originally posted by ozriceboy
Heard it, but

that pic made my day :evillaugh

[taranaki]

Nice job on the CRX.......But an SiR would be better.........

[Ssom]

Originally posted by taranaki
Nice job on the CRX.......But an SiR would be better.........

make that a black Civic SiR- from Howick, with a piece of wheel rim missing, and a Tasmanian devil in the back window :finger:

[tazdev]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi



j00 suxors at your gun :finger:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by tazdev

stfu f4wker bish :finger: :finger: :finger:

[tazdev]

you can type that BS but only you and kicker even give a shit what it means