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09-06-2001, 12:11 AM
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What your car says about you.
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a darn about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler MGB - I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife These arent what i say so dont start flaming me, i found it on the net i just thought some were funny. 
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09-06-2001, 12:21 AM
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"Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones"
No i dont 
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09-06-2001, 12:26 AM
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lol
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09-06-2001, 09:03 AM
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I read the same thing and it said the following in relation to Maximas:
Nissan Maxima - You are coming out of the closet. I had to laugh at that myself because of the fact that I am 100% hetero.
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09-06-2001, 05:58 PM
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Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Ah crap, guess what i'll be doing in a few years.
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09-06-2001, 09:20 PM
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Re: What your car says about you.
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09-06-2001, 09:41 PM
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I'm just a nobody....my car's not there:finger: :finger:
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09-06-2001, 10:13 PM
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j/k
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09-06-2001, 10:18 PM
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Didn't you like the 300M for a bit, too? You do like threes and zeros! :hehe:
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09-06-2001, 11:10 PM
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from what i gather the bonnivile doesnt handle as good as the 300 but it has more balls. i personaly think the 300m is a great gar. working at a chrysler dealer i drive them quite offten and there the niced rididing best handling car i have ever been in. out of personal experiance i would get the 300m (bty the bonnivlle still uses the same undercarege it did when it went fwd I think!!!)
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09-07-2001, 04:13 PM
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hahahahaaha!!!
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit HAAAAA HAAAAAAA!!! It's soo true!!!!!
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