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#1
10-03-2002, 06:29 PM
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The Friday Funny
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10
mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..." The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face,.......................................PRICEL ESS :finger: :finger:
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10-03-2002, 06:34 PM
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:hehehe: I think Replicant posted something like that before. Still funny though>
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10-03-2002, 11:19 PM
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You said that to a cop didn't you!
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10-04-2002, 02:01 PM
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10-04-2002, 02:44 PM
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The blind leading the blind.  :finger: :finger:
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10-04-2002, 02:55 PM
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10-04-2002, 07:15 PM
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What so funny!!! :finger: :finger: :finger: j/k
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10-04-2002, 07:22 PM
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 :finger: :finger:
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10-05-2002, 11:06 AM
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:finger: :finger: :finger:
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10-05-2002, 04:23 PM
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 Whats that next birthday number again 
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