K.I.S.S principal at work

[YogsVR4]

An old lady is very upset as her husband has just passed away and she visits the chapel of rest to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she sees him she starts crying. The mortician hastens to provide comfort in this sad moment.

The old lady says, 'Forgive my tears. It's seeing my dearest Jonathan wearing a black suit. You see, it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.'

The mortician apologises and explains that traditionally, they always dress bodies in black. 'I'll see what I can arrange, madam.'

The next day she returned to the morticians for a last moment with Jonathan before his funeral. When the mortician pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as she sees Jonathan is
dressed in a smart blue suit. She says, 'This is wonderful, wonderful. But where did you get that beautiful blue suit?'

'It was an incredible coincidence. Yesterday afternoon, after you left, a
man about your husband's size was brought in wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit,' the mortician explained.

The old lady smiled a grateful smile

'After that,' he said, ' it was simply a matter of swapping the heads'

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Originally posted by YogsVR4

'After that,' he said, ' it was simply a matter of swapping the heads'

[ragt20]

:huh:

[tazdev]

:cwn27:

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Just call it being two faced.

[Neutrino]

Emotion rolercoaster:

[primera man]

Makes note to myself.....dont go to that place