three explorers

[Lewis_17]

I heard this one at work, so I though't I'd share it.
This joke could be offensive, so if you get offended, oh well. Its just a joke

There's a french man, an english man, and a german and they are exploring the new world. They are walking through the woods, and some cannibalistic headhunters knock them out with poison darts. When the men come to, they are tied up, and they ask the headhunters what they are going to do with them, and they are told that they are going to get skinned alive, their bodies eaten, and their skins turned into canoes. The headhunters grant the men one last wish, so they ask the frenchman what he wants, and he says "I want a knife." So the headhunters give him a knife, he yells "viva la france!" and stabs himself and dies. The headhunters ask the englishman what he wants, and he says "well I want a knife" so he gets a knife and yells "long live the queen!" and kills himself. The headhunters ask the german what he wants, and he thinks for a minute, and says "I want a fork", so they give him a fork and he starts stabbing himself over and over again in the chest. The headhunters ask him what he is doing, and the german replies "fucking up your canoe!"

[Oz]

Lame.

['97ventureowner]

I couldn't decide, either or or .

[imtheoneandonlyD]

lol...yeah i actually laughed out loud too. I think i need sleep.

[fredjacksonsan]

Put it in the AF joke thread next time.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul....php?p=4344344


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